A female student at Coral Sunset Elementary School in Boca Raton was repeatedly molested by another student, claims the girl’s father in a lawsuit filed Monday. The boy also allegedly repeatedly sexually harassed and made inappropriate sexual comments toward the girl, according to the victim’s father. And worse, he says,…

So it’s been a week since the incidents in Boston occurred, and even though the evildoers have been killed and captured, people are naturally still jittery when it comes to explosions going off. Particularly explosions near other people. Particularly if those people are kids. With all that in mind, a…

A silver Hyundai had stopped at a Bradenton intersection at 1:45 am Saturday. And when the light turned green, it didn’t move. When cops arrived after responding to a call about a car just sitting in an intersection, they found the driver in the car with the motor running and…

It’s bad enough that TSA workers have to look at your flabby fat ass through their full-body scanners, but now they’re going to have to take a public scolding too. According to a 90-day court order by the U.S. Court of Appeals of D.C., the Transportation Security Administration will now…

A 6-year old boy was attacked by an eight-foot alligator at the edge of the Refuge Lee Road boat ramp on the L-40 canal at the A.R.M. Loxahatchee National Wildlife Refuge on Friday afternoon. The boy, Joey Welch, had slipped and fallen into the shallow water when the alligator lunged…

UPDATE: According to the Sun-Sentinel’s Twitter feed, the bomb threat is being called a hoaxSouth Plantation High School is on lockdown due to a bomb threat. Students have been cordoned off in a park across the street from campus. Police is not is allowing anyone to leave. Officers have set…

The age of 24 hour cable news/Twitter feeds have come smashing together…Via CNN, The Miami Herald had reported that Boston Marathon bombing investigators may have identified a suspect. There had been reports of a possible suspect leaving a black bag at the site of the second explosion via surveillance video…

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission are set to vote on making it easier for people to hunt down and kill lionfish in Florida waters. In case you weren’t aware, lionfish are basically the ocean’s biggest assholes. They’re invasive, they eat everything, and nothing eats them. And they are…

The Everglades Wonder Gardens in Bonita Springs is soon going to be closing its doors. There have been some communication with potential buyers to keep the zoo open, but so far things are just in the talking-stage. But one Florida man had a better idea. Why not just saw through the…

UPDATE [5:00 p.m.]: Hans Huseby of Team Foot Works tells New Times that the Mercedes-Benz Corporate Run in West Palm Beach for Wednesday will go on as scheduled.”The West Palm Beach Police Department held a meeting today, evaluated the situation and informed us the event can go on,” Huseby says. “They…

Texting and driving is even closer to being an illegal thing in Florida. The Senate has unanimously voted to push through Bill SB 52, banning texting while driving on Florida’s roads. The law would allow texting while a vehicle is stopped, texting while at a red light, or voice-command texting…

One of the most iconic photos to emerge from Monday’s tragic bombings at the Boston Marathon is that of a man in a cowboy hat, rushing a victim who has had his legs blown off to safety. The man in the cowboy hat is Carlos Arredondo. He is an anti-war…

Hey. You love things. We know you love things. And you want to voice your opinion on those things that you love, because people who don’t love the things you love are dumb. And wrong. But, mostly dumb. Well, that’s what the internet is for, friend-o. That, and cat videos. But, more…