Florida state Sen. Jeff Clemens introduced a bill Wednesday that would allow patients with certain qualifying medical conditions to privately and legally possess medical marijuana. The bill, named after Florida Cannabis Action Network President and ALS patient Cathy Jordan, would allow patients to possess up to four ounces of marijuana…
Sgt. Gary Morales was shot and killed Thursday morning during a routine traffic stop in St. Lucie. The 35-year-old husband and father, who had served on the force for 13 years, was shot multiple times and succumbed to his wounds at a Fort Pierce hospital not long after. Police say…
Your world champion Miami Heat have hit up their own version of the internet viral dance craze “Harlem Shake.” LeBron James tweeted it out Thursday evening as a “King James and Dwyane Wade production.” And it is glorious. It has all the ingredients of pure unadulterated awesome: LeBron dressed as…
Cops entered a home in West Palm Beach after neighbors complained of a strong odor. When police entered the home Thursday morning, they found hundreds of empty cans of cat food strewn around the yard in the 800 block of Sunset Road. They also discovered a large number of cats…
The Daily Look At This! is our daily video and/or gif of the day. According to Donald Trump’s Twitter feed, Donald Trump was approached back stage of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon by a guy who called himself Donald Trump’s biggest fan. It wasn’t until later that Donald Trump realized…
Last June, police got a call that a man had beat and choked a woman he allegedly forced into prostitution. When cops caught up with the man — 34-year-old Robert Burton — they pulled him over. He had three women and a little kid riding with him in the vehicle at…
Earlier this week, we told you about former Chicago Bull, former children’s book author, and current sometimes hanger around in bars of South Florida, Dennis Rodman, leading a magical mystery tour to North Korea with a camera crew and a couple of Harlem Globetrotters. No, this was not a trippy…
On Monday, cops raided the home of Cathy Jordan, president of the Florida Cannabis Action Network, and seized all her pot after a government employee who was visiting a neighbor spotted some marijuana plants on her property. Turns out, Jordan has Lou Gehrig’s disease and uses the marijuana as treatment…
Former Miami Dolphins cornerback Vontae Davis wanted to tell his 154,955 Twitter followers that current Miami Dolphins cornerback, and current free agent, Sean Smith has been talking to the Kansas City Chiefs about possibly signing with them. As it turns out, NFL free agency doesn’t get kicked off until March…
Last week, we told you about how Tim Tebow was slated to speak at gay-hating, Muslim-hating, Jew-hating Texas preacher Robert Jeffress’ megachurch but then dropped out of doing so after suddenly realizing Jeffress was such a hateful dude. But the First Baptist Dallas Church pastor ain’t sitting idly by while…
The Daily Look At This! is our daily video and/or gif of the day. As he did just a few nights ago, LeBron James decided to fool around during Heat pregame warmups before their game against the Sacramento Kings on Tuesday night, and he threw down another filthy Sledgehammer of…
Ah, identity theft. The scourge of our web-retail purchasing nation and a damned pain in the ass to try to fix. South Florida is the mecca of identity theft. Because, of course it is! And now, for the second straight year, we’ve got a monkey-fisted death grip on the number-one…
The Sacramento Kings putting up 129 points on the Miami Heat at the Triple-A and forcing two overtimes is as absurd as IKEA selling meat. And yet, there it is. The Kings came into Miami’s house, put their feet up on the table, ate all the food, and scratched their…
The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals in Atlanta unanimously ruled that a lower court’s decision to halt the enforcement of Rick Scott’s law that forced welfare recipients to take drug tests was good. Back in May 2011, Scott signed into law a bill requiring that Florida’s TANF welfare recipients pass a…
An unidentified man who looks a little like the Cobra Commander — if Cobra Commander’s blue uniform were in the wash and he had to wear khakis and his old college letterman jacket — broke into a Cellular Sales cell phone store in Jacksonville shortly before 1 a.m. Sunday.The suspect…
Former Chicago Bull, children’s book author, and sometimes SoFla resident Dennis Rodman is headed to North Korea as an ambassador for sports diplomacy. Or something. The visit will be on Tuesday, just two weeks after North Korea stirred shit up by testing a nuclear bomb. Rodman will be arriving in…
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives think that former Coral Springs firefighter Santiago Gonzalez maybe, possibly, might have been part of the infamous Pain & Gain killings (now a major motion picture starring Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, based on a New Times story). On Monday, Gonzalez,…
Last week, we told you about how Florida Atlantic University sold the naming rights for its football stadium to the GEO Group — a company that not only happens to be one of the world’s largest for-profit operators of detention centers, prisons, and correctional facilities but also has a long…
The Daily Look At This! is our daily video and/or gif of the day. So there was LeBron James, goofing off with his teammates, watching them dunk during pre-game warmups before the Heat’s matchup against the Cleveland Cavaliers on Sunday, when all of a sudden, HE COMPLETELY HALTED ALL SPACE…
Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria has had just about enough of all the criticism and finger-pointing at his taking a giant heaping dump on South Florida and baseball in general, thank you. So it’s time to tell HIS SIDE OF THE STORY. And so he did. Loria took out a full-page…
While the GOPers are still clenching their buttholes over the fact that the First Lady of Socialist America appeared on the Oscars to announce the Best Picture winner, one of their champions was giving us his own special cultivated, erudite, distingue thoughts on the Academy Awards via The Twitter. We…
NCAA President Mark Emmert is not having such a hot week. See also: -University of Miami Scandal: Sen. Joe Abruzzo Asks Florida Attorney General to Investigate the NCAA First, there was state Sen. Joe Abruzzo sending the attorney general a letter to investigate the NCAA’s shenanigans in its UM investigation.Now…
