Dead Sperm Whale Washes Up on Deerfield Beach UPDATED

A 40-foot sperm whale that died as it swam near the shore in Pompano Beach has washed ashore at the International Fishing Pier in Deerfield Beach. Deerfield Beach lifeguards roped the whale carcass so the animal can be allowed to slowly drift away from the fishing pier toward the shore,…

Dolphins Crush Jaguars 24-3, Still Not Going to the Playoffs

It’s always nice to walk away from watching a Dolphins game and not feel like you just fell down and punctured your scrotum with your car keys. Sunday’s game against the visiting Jacksonville Jaguars was such a day. Ryan Tannehill put together the best QB rating at 123.2, and completion…

Mario Chalmers Losing More Time to Norris Cole

Heat point guard Mario Chalmers is averaging 6.3 points and 3.9 assists per game so far this season. Backup point guard Norris Cole is averaging 4.9 points and 2.2 assists per contest. Not much difference in numbers, really. Yet Cole has consistently been eating into Chalmers’ minutes lately, particularly in…

Traffic Alert: Turnpike South Closed After Fatal Accident

Police have closed the turnpike’s southbound lanes at Okeechobee Boulevard, as well as the entrances to the southbound turnpike at Okeechobee Boulevard, PGA Boulevard and the Beeline Highway, after a fatal crash there this morning. According to officials, a woman’s car was struck from behind when she tried to avoid…

Woman Drives Stolen Car into Parking Lot Filled With Cops

A Boynton Beach woman’s day went from bad to pretttaayyy craptacular (and deservedly so — allegedly!) when she pulled the stolen car she was driving into a parking lot filled with cops. Tesia Cain allegedly stole herself a car that just happened to have a LoJack tracking system. She also…

Teens Confess to Stabbing, Killing Man Behind Auto Parts Store

Yesterday we told you about a dead man that was found behind an Advance Auto Parts store in Hallandale Beach. Police had taken two teens that were spotted fighting with the man in for questioning. According to Hallandale Police Chief Dwayne Flournoy, Juan Xolo, 17 and Jose Carlos Llano, 14…

Alarm Installer Accused of Robbing Customer

An guy hired to install alarms to protect homes stands accused of robbing a customer’s home where he was installing an alarm. A 50-year-old Boca Raton woman allegedly caught Jason Michael Adams, 37, a worker for an alarm installation company, robbing her of $40,000 worth of jewels and other valuables…

Florida to Have the Most Concealed Weapons Permits in the U.S.

Hey good news, everybody! In only a matter of days, Florida will officially be number one in the most people with concealed weapons permits in the country! According to Florida’s Secretary of Agriculture Adam Putnam — who seemed so proud of the milestone, he thought it would be neat to…

Man Kills Roommate After Argument Over How To Cook Pork Chops

Thomas Mathew Hahn was cooking up some pork chops Tuesday night. His inebriated roommate then got home and told Hahn he didn’t like they way they were being cooked. The two got into a heated argument over it. Hahn then responded as any rational person would when their drunk roommate…

Tamarac Commissioner Patricia Atkins-Grad Found Not Guilty of Corruption Charges

As first reported on this here bloggy blog by Bob Norman back in 2010, Tamarac City Commissioner Patricia “Positively Patte” Atkins-Grad was arrested and charged with bribery, official misconduct, receiving unlawful compensation, and conspiring to commit unlawful compensation after she threw herself one helluvan election victory party. Nothing wrong with…

Robbery Suspect Recognized by Victims on Facebook

A Lakeworth man is facing armed robbery and aggravated assault charges after the two men he allegedly robbed recognized him on Facebook. Dondrae Mathew Pink, 18, was picked up by Palm Beach County cops on December 7 after two 17-year-old victims pointed him out to police as the man who…

Mayan Beach Club Condo Complex Destroys Sand Dune in Fort Lauderdale Beach

The Mayan Beach Club has obliterated a 176-foot-long sand dune on Fort Lauderdale’s beach that helped prevent beach erosion and provided a nesting place for endangered green sea turtles, because the it blocked the view of the ocean. The Florida Department of Environmental Protection apparently made the beach club prove…

Cops Arrest Teen Who Made Fake Boynton Beach Bomb Threat

A teenage ticket-taker at a Boynton Beach movie theater has been arrested after it was determined that she was the author of a note that threatened the movie theater with a bomb. The girl, who remains unidentified due to her age, called in the threat, claiming a man had handed…

Manuel Pardo, Former Florida Cop, To Be Executed Tuesday

In April of 1986, the body of Daisy Ricard was found in a secluded wooded area in Hialeah. She had been shot in the head by two different .22 caliber pistols. The following day, the body of her boyfriend, Ramon Alvero, was discovered in the trunk of a car about…

Allen West Says Patrick Murphy Cheated

After spending craploads of money to win a second term in congress, and then not winning the election, and then having his request for a recount denied because he lawfully didn’t have the numbers to get one, and then getting a partial recount only to have that recount reveal that…

Serial Dust Cleaner Huffer Dies in TJ Maxx Parking Lot

A man police picked up three separate times for huffing dust cleaner in public has died, making this both the weirdest and saddest sentence you’ll read all day. Patrick Henderson’s decomposing body was found lying face-down in the backseat of a Ford Explorer in the parking lot of a T.J…