As if things aren’t tense and angst-ridden enough, now comes a report from Tampa of a bullet being found on a school bus. Tampa-area schools Turner Elementary, Liberty Middle, and Wharton High are under a “modified lockdown” after officials confirmed there was a bullet found on one of their buses…

A 40-foot sperm whale that died as it swam near the shore in Pompano Beach has washed ashore at the International Fishing Pier in Deerfield Beach. Deerfield Beach lifeguards roped the whale carcass so the animal can be allowed to slowly drift away from the fishing pier toward the shore,…

Skinny dipping is all fun and games until someone shows up and starts making fun of your small dick. And that just leads to dudes getting shot by cops. Palm Beach Shores resident Adam Brown decided to go for a skinny dip in his El Coqui apartment complex at around…

Police have closed the turnpike’s southbound lanes at Okeechobee Boulevard, as well as the entrances to the southbound turnpike at Okeechobee Boulevard, PGA Boulevard and the Beeline Highway, after a fatal crash there this morning. According to officials, a woman’s car was struck from behind when she tried to avoid…

A Boynton Beach woman’s day went from bad to pretttaayyy craptacular (and deservedly so — allegedly!) when she pulled the stolen car she was driving into a parking lot filled with cops. Tesia Cain allegedly stole herself a car that just happened to have a LoJack tracking system. She also…

An guy hired to install alarms to protect homes stands accused of robbing a customer’s home where he was installing an alarm. A 50-year-old Boca Raton woman allegedly caught Jason Michael Adams, 37, a worker for an alarm installation company, robbing her of $40,000 worth of jewels and other valuables…

Hey good news, everybody! In only a matter of days, Florida will officially be number one in the most people with concealed weapons permits in the country! According to Florida’s Secretary of Agriculture Adam Putnam — who seemed so proud of the milestone, he thought it would be neat to…

Thomas Mathew Hahn was cooking up some pork chops Tuesday night. His inebriated roommate then got home and told Hahn he didn’t like they way they were being cooked. The two got into a heated argument over it. Hahn then responded as any rational person would when their drunk roommate…

A dead body was found behind the Advance Auto Parts store along the 100 block of North Federal Highway in Hallandale this morning. Two teens — a 14 and 17-year-old — were taken away by police for questioning. Police were called in at 4:30 a.m. about an altercation going down…

Last week we told you about a stereotype-filled racist Obama “joke” posted on Facebook by Cooper City City Commissioner John Sims. He took the comments down from his Facebook page, but through the magic and wizardry of the Internetz, the world was still able to see what Sims wrote: “Just…

A teenage ticket-taker at a Boynton Beach movie theater has been arrested after it was determined that she was the author of a note that threatened the movie theater with a bomb. The girl, who remains unidentified due to her age, called in the threat, claiming a man had handed…

In April of 1986, the body of Daisy Ricard was found in a secluded wooded area in Hialeah. She had been shot in the head by two different .22 caliber pistols. The following day, the body of her boyfriend, Ramon Alvero, was discovered in the trunk of a car about…

After spending craploads of money to win a second term in congress, and then not winning the election, and then having his request for a recount denied because he lawfully didn’t have the numbers to get one, and then getting a partial recount only to have that recount reveal that…

A man police picked up three separate times for huffing dust cleaner in public has died, making this both the weirdest and saddest sentence you’ll read all day. Patrick Henderson’s decomposing body was found lying face-down in the backseat of a Ford Explorer in the parking lot of a T.J…