Pelion Sunrise, a South Florida group led by tennis center owner Norman Canter, is pitching a giant winter-themed entertainment complex complete with skiing, snowboarding, sledding, snowmobiling, ice skating, and other assorted things that most people in South Florida aren’t in any way into. See Also:Ski Slopes and Mayoral Sleaze in…
Remember those remarks that one Willard Mittington Romnom RoboRomney Romney made at a fundraiser that broke the internet yesterday? The one where he basically took a dump on the majority of Americans and called you a bunch of freeloadin’ entitled pieces of worm-ridden filth? Well, turns out those remarks were…
It seems like Mittington Romnom RoboRomney has officially set his pants on fire. In a video leaked to Mother Jones, Mitt Romney describes Obama’s supporters as people “who believe that they are victims,” are “dependent on the government,” and “who pay no income tax.” You think you deserve help? You…
A few weeks ago, we wrote about Rick Scott’s suddenly realizing that the FCAT was bad (mostly because his approval numbers were taking a bit of a tumble). Gov. McCreepypants released an ad that said he was listening to parents and teachers and that, as a result of all that…
The U.S. Coast Guard says it’s searching for a passenger who reportedly fell overboard from Royal Caribbean’s Allure of the Seas mega-cruise ship about 47 miles east of Fort Lauderdale.The 21-year-old woman from Bartlett, Tennessee — whose name has not been released — was reported missing on Sunday night around…
On Friday, we told you about several 15-pound sacks of weed that washed ashore on the beach near Commercial Boulevard. Some “Good Samaritans” saw the marijuana bricks and immediately called 911. But, in what might be the least shocking development in this story, some guy picked up one of the…
A few years ago, the Oregon Ducks unveiled neon-green uniforms to the masses. The colors were retro and the style unique. Then everyone went bananas with the neon green (the Seattle Seahawks adopted a similar color scheme). But Atlantic High in Delray has taken the neon-colored-uniform thing and unveiled what…
Master marathon runner Paul Ryan was in Tampa over the weekend where he jumped in on the President Obama Terrorist Coddling Weakness Apologizing Paloozafest 2012. “If we project weakness, they come,” Ryan said of those who would attack the United States. “If we are strong, our adversaries will not test…
Holy shit. The Dolphins won. Oh yes. They so did. The Miami Dolphins were able to go into Sunday’s game against the Raiders and not do that thing where they play like a sack of ass, and were able to dismantle Oakland 35 -13, giving the Fins their first home…
Every now and then, beachgoers run into debris that has washed up on shore: seaweed, jellyfish, seashells, and the occasional plastic CVS bag. And now you can add weed to that list. Early this morning, some people walking on the beach called 911 after they found 15-pound packages of cannabis…
According to the Broward School District, three charter schools will be permanently closing, leaving a whole lot of kids in the lurch. Eagle Charter Academy and SMART Charter School in Lauderdale Lakes say their governing boards had voted to voluntarily terminate charter contracts with the School Board.They join Touchdowns4life Charter…
Joining the likes of other people down in recent polls like Mittington Romnom, Allen West: COMMIE HUNTER and people who have become wholly irrelevant like Sarah Palin, Florida Rep. Connie Mack has jumped into the fray of yelling loud things at the president about Libya and terrorist coddling and stuff.Because…
Yesterday we told you about the Pembroke Pines Walmart that did the most Walmart thing ever by telling school kids to take their 9/11 singing tributes someplace else. Even though they had already arranged it with the store in advance. Well since corporate greed knows a good boycott looming when…
Florida is a swing state. Even robots are aware of this. So, Mitt Romney will be hitting up Florida next week for four different major fund-raising events within a 24-hour period on each coast. (He’ll be fine. He has his own plane). On the heelsof his Libya comments and recent…
With all the trash-talking and name-calling that goes on during presidential elections, it’s high time we go back to the way these things were settled according to what we learned from watching Martin Scorsese’s Gangs of New York: with fisticuffs. That’s exactly what Esquire magazine and Yahoo! News set out…
The Bill Nelson-Connie Mack race is pretty much America’s most closely watched Senate race. And now incumbent Nelson — the Democrat — and Mack — the Republican — have agreed to the only confirmed statewide televised debate on October 17. The showdown will take place at Nova Southeastern University in…
While at a Patrick Murphy fundraiser yesterday, Charlie Crist was asked about Scott Van Duzer’s bear-hugging President Obama. And Crist expressed a strong desire to meet the man. “You know what?” Crist responded. “I wanted to stop by the guy’s… Where is his place?” Crist, whose ousting from the Republican…
Yesterday we told you about how one RoboRomney seized the opportunity of the attacks on Libya that left Chris Stevens and other U.S. diplomats dead to pounce on Obama’s terrorist-coddling, apologetic ways by attacking a statement Obama never actually made. Well, it turns out, the president watches the news (or…
Because Walmart is a gaping maw of soul-eating despair, this story shouldn’t be too surprising. But somehow it is. As part of a school-related “I Will” campaign, which encourages kids to help their fellow citizens and do a public service on 9/11, students from Coconut Palm Elementary in Miramar showed…
Dolphins running back Daniel Thomas was bonked on the head during 30-10 loss against the Houston Texans last Sunday. He left the game with an apparent concussion and didn’t return. But according to Orlando Alzugary of 640 Sports, Thomas passed his concussion test. However, according to Alzugary’s sources, the team…
What’s this? An Obama Done Coddled the Terrorists and Apologizes to Them All the Time party? And Allen West wasn’t invited? No, wait. There he is. With Mitt Romney leading the way and attacking a statement the president never actually made and Sarah Palin getting in on the Obama is…
Here’s a fun story: Girl has sex with a dude while he drives his car, girl pulls out a gun, dude swerves cross several lanes, car hits a tree, dude punches girl in the face. The end. According to Charlotte County Sheriff’s detectives, that’s exactly what happened when 26-year-old Amanda…
