Chris Bosh Tells Nation He’ll Be Ready Opening Night

Chris Bosh has started working out again and says he’ll be ready to go for the Miami Heat opening night 2015. Bosh, who suffered a serious health scare in February when he was diagnosed with blood clots in his lungs, sat in as a guest analyst on TNT Tuesday night…

Manatee Stuck in Fort Lauderdale Pump Station Is Rescued

Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue officials rescued a 400-pound female manatee that had gotten stuck in a pump station Tuesday morning. The manatee had apparently gotten trapped in between a grate and wall at the pump station in New River in Fort Lauderale. Members of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation…

Boy Sues ChildNet, Says Foster Parent Abused Him

A child who was allegedly sexually abused by a foster parent has filed a lawsuit against welfare providers Kids in Distress Inc. and ChildNet, Inc. because the agencies did not conduct proper background checks on the parent before issuing a foster parenting license.  According to the lawsuit, the child —…

Seaquarium Is About to Get Sued Over Cruelty to Lolita

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has sent the Seaquarium a letter notifying their intent to file a lawsuit in federal district court under the Endangered Species Act (ESA). The letter says that the orca Lolita’s captivity at the Seaquarium is unlawful because she is being harmed, harassed,…

Is Casey Anthony Living in West Palm Beach?

For some bizarre reason, people still very much harbor a morbid curiosity for the whereabouts and goings on of Casey Anthony, Florida woman who who was found not guilty on murder charges related to the death of her 2-year-old daughter Caylee. And now it appears that she’s resurfaced and, according to…

Boca Event Featuring Anti-Muslim Speaker Canceled for Safety Reasons

Not wanting to court danger, the Palm Beach County Republican Party has canceled their “Lobsterfest” dinner that would have featured controversial Islamic critic Geert Wilders as the keynote speaker. Geert was part of the Garland, Texas cartoon contest that invited participants to draw the Prophet Muhammad. Islamic law prohibits any image…

Florida Doctor Invents a Laser Vibrator

A Florida-based doctor and inventor is about to get all Star Wars-y up in your vag. In order to treat his patients suffering from pelvic pain, board certified female pelvic medicine and reconstructive surgeon Doctor Ralph Zipper came up with a device that used low-level laser therapy. But during clinical…

Jayvon Woolfork Gets No Plea Deal in Hollywood Teen Rape Case

Jayvon Woolfork is the lone suspect in the brutal gang rape of a Hollywood teen not to have been offered a plea deal. Last month, Patricia Montes, 17, and Erica Avery, 17, took plea deals and on Wednesday, Lanel Singleton, 19, and Dwight Henry, 18, also took plea deals, pleading guilty to…

Seaplane Landing Scared People; It Was Vanilla Ice

Stop. Collaborate. And let someone know you’re landing a plane in the water because people got scared. On Wednesday night, police got a call about a downed planed in the Intracoastal off Lantana Road Bridge. Palm Beach County Fire rescue was called in to investigate. But, as it turns out,…

We Could Have Our First Named Storm by End of the Week

All that messy, sloppy, crappy, no-good rain that’s currently inundating our neighborhoods might actually become the first named storm of the year. Huzzah! Ironically enough, this system that is wrecking our week and making our daily commute a magical time is the same system that in the southwest part of…