Broward Primary: Races You Should Know About Before Voting

As you may very well know, Tuesday is the big Primary Elections Day. And while it’s not superfancy like November elections, it’s pretty damned important. Mainly because Tuesday will decide who faces whom come November, when things start to get real. Primary days usually have low turnout, but it’s still…

BSO Conducting “Aggressive Driving” Patrol Friday Night

Whatever your plans for this Friday evening, just be sure of one thing: Do not drive like an asshole. That’s because the Broward Sheriff’s Office is unleashing a cavalry of units known as the Broward County Aggressive Driving Task Force onto the streets to make sure you people pump the…

Teens Who Broke Into Ray Allen’s House Charged

Ray Allen was decidedly unhappy about how the Coral Gables Police Department handled seven teens who broke into his home in the middle of the night. But after meeting with the Florida State Attorney’s Office, authorities have charged all seven teens with first-degree misdemeanor trespassing of an occupied structure. “Ray…

Royal Palm Beach High Assistant Principal Stabbed During Altercation

An assistant principal at Royal Palm Beach High was stabbed this morning while she tried to break up a fight between students. According to Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office, a little after 7 Thursday morning, the assistant principal was monitoring the outside of the school, located on Wildcat Way and Bob…

Tropical Disturbance Brewing, Could Head for South Florida

Oh look. Another tropical disturbance. There’s something brewing out there, and according to the National Hurricane Center, it could impact South Florida in the next five days. While it’s still too early to say exactly what will happen with this disturbance, if it’ll fully form, or where it’ll go, pretty…

FAU Field to Be Named After Howard Schnellenberger

After being named for a prison accused of human rights violations and after almost being named for an apparent homophobic fast-food restaurant, the Florida Atlantic University football field is finally getting a name that everyone will love and isn’t a total lapse into bad taste. FAU announced Wednesday that the…

Palm Beach County May Ban Kratom

Kratom, an herb found in Southeast Asia and banned in Thailand, Australia, Myanmar, Malaysia, and recently Indiana and Tennessee, is often used in a drink called kava here in Florida — where it is not banned. Not yet, anyway. But now, Palm Beach County is considering banning kratom. This is…

Even Californians Are Attacking Rick Scott’s Environmental Record

Tom Steyer, a former hedge fund manager billionaire from California, has decided to pour millions into a campaign to remind Floridians that Rick Scott has been terrible to the environment. Steyer’s super PAC, NextGen Climate, is going strong to the hoop with attack ads targeting Scott and his environmental record,…

Saharan Dust Taking Over South Florida’s Skies

That hazy sky you woke up to this morning wasn’t the usual August overcast. It was actually Saharan dust flying over our neck of the woods straight from Africa. Prior to this year’s hurricane season, forecasters predicted a slower-than-usual turnout of storms. Part of that is because of El Nino,…

Seven Reasons SeaWorld’s Bigger Orca Tanks Project Is a Joke

SeaWorld has been in a bit of a pickle since the documentary Blackfish (and its ensuing soaring viewership on CNN and Netflix) came out in 2013. The documentary, which features several former SeaWorld trainers, exposes the park’s inhumane practices with orcas, including how the whales are kept in small, cramped…

Eight Types of Miami Dolphins Fans

The Miami Dolphins are well into the preseason, facing off against the Buccaneers in Tampa on Saturday night. And that means football season is in full swing. And while kickoff is still a couple of weeks off, people are either excited, not excited, or just don’t give a crap that…

Ray Allen’s Home Broken Into While Wife and Children Sleep

A group of teenagers may have just single-handedly ruined the chances of the Miami Heat getting Ray Allen back after they broke into his home in the middle of the night, while his wife and children were sleeping. According to police, the break-in happened Thursday morning around 2:30 at the…