Gatorade Apologizes for LeBron James-Related Tweets

As LeBron James was losing a battle against debilitating muscle cramps, because he is, after all, a human and not a cyborg, energy-drink-maker Gatorade was getting all trolly with the King during the game. Or, at least whoever runs the Gatorade Twitter account was. Because they were laying it on…

Miami Heat Loses Game 1 to Broken Air Conditioner

The Spurs needed 90 percent shooting in the fourth quarter and the aid of a machine to beat LeBron James and the Miami Heat 110-95 Thursday night in San Antonio. The Heat took control of Game 1 in the third quarter of the NBA Finals matchup against the San Antonio…

Broward Judge Ana Gardiner Disbarred by Florida Supreme Court

Former embattled Broward Circuit Judge Ana Gardiner has been disbarred from practicing law by the Florida Supreme Court. Back in 2008, New Times broke the story of Gardiner’s improper sexual relationship with then-prosecutor and Assistant State Attorney Howard Scheinberg during a death penalty trial. Gardiner and Scheinberg had both been…

United for Care Answers Anti-Medical Marijuana Group’s Claims

Medical marijuana advocates United For Care have come out and answered the various claims made in an eight-minute anti-medical weed ad that was recently released. Last month, we told you about Drug Free Florida’s anti-medical marijuana video called “Devil In the Details,” that breaks down reasons why passing Amendment 2…

Florida Woman Attacked by Bees and Stung More Than 100 Times

A swarm of bees stung an elderly Plantation woman more than a hundred times Tuesday evening. The woman, who is reportedly in her early 90s, was attacked by bees that had nestled in a tree outside her home in the 1400 block of Campanelli Drive West. According to one witness,…

Top 19 Things More Exciting Than Tim Duncan

Game 1 of the NBA Finals rematch between the Miami Heat and San Antonio Spurs gets kicked off Thursday night. And so far, the story of the week leading up to tip-off has been that Tim Duncan said something interesting. Well, interesting by his standards. After their Western Conference Finals-clinching…

Boynton Beach Police to Protest, Ask for City Manager’s Resignation

More than 50 Boynton Beach Police officers are protesting outside of City Hall before Tuesday afternoon’s commission meeting, demanding that City Manager Lori LaVerriere resign. The officers are protesting what they say are overdue raises. Negotiations for those raises have been a source of conflict for several months. The officers’…

Florida Power Plants Called On to Reduce Carbon Emissions by 38 Percent

On Monday, the Environmental Protection Agency proposed cutting carbon dioxide emissions from the nation’s power plants by 30 percent by 2030 in an effort by the Obama administration to combat climate change. And while Florida’s governor has been going around reminding people he’s not a scientist and, therefore, that technically…

Florida Judge Punches Public Defender in His Chambers (Video)

“You want to fuck with me?” the voice was heard saying, as the sound of scuffling and crashing debris echoed throughout the courtroom from behind the closed door. “Do you?!” the voice repeated as more slams could be heard. “All right!” the other voice screamed out. The judge, who apparently…

Florida Ranked America’s 13th Drunkest State

We suppose we should be more surprised by this, what with our DUI checkpoint posts being among our most clicked-on blogs, but Florida ranks as the 13th drunkest state in the union, according to the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism. It’s not as much disappointing as it is…

South Florida Hurricane Coverage Panic Ratings

In case you weren’t aware, Hurricane Season just kicked off Sunday. That’s right. It’s that time of year again. And hopefully you’re all stocked up on batteries and cans of tuna. But no, Hurricane Season is complete without the local weather stations and storm centers and storm teams telling us…

Medical Marijuana DEA Raids Restricted Thanks to House Vote

Back in February of 2013, law enforcement officials swarmed a home, after a government employee who was visiting another house, had spotted some marijuana plants on the property. Cops entered the house, and confiscated the marijuana plants, all while the owner of the home — a wheelchair-bound 64-year-old woman –…