Broward County could be opening at least one Vegas-style casino thanks to a new gambling proposal introduced via the Florida Senate on Monday. The new proposal would give both Broward and Miami-Dade counties one new casino each, as well as give other casinos across the state a boatload of new…
A big-ass brawl with a machete and pool cues apparently broke out at a Davie bar on Sunday. There were also bar stools involved in the melee. According to police, the fight broke out at the Big Dawgs Sports Cafe, located at 13010 W. St. Road 84, after a patron…
A preliminary result of Ryan Uhre’s autopsy indicates that his death was accidental. According to the Leon County Medical Examiner, Uhre’s death may have been the result of him falling from the second story of the building where his body was discovered last week. Uhre’s body was found on the…
A Florida man decided to catapult himself into first place as Worst Human Person on Earth after he allegedly slathered his girlfriend’s 3-month-old puppy with hot sauce because it was making too much noise. According to a Sarasota Police report, the Dachshund/Chihuahua mix named Gizmo was having a seizure and…
The Sting, 48 Hours, The Odd Couple, Dumb & Dumber. Apparently 20th Century Fox thinks the friendship between Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-un are on par with these classic buddy comedies, because someone, somewhere actually pitched this as a movie and someone, somewhere actually gave the project the green light…
Two men and a boy had to evacuate a sportfishing boat they were on when the vessel caught on fire and sank on Sunday morning. The 46-door Sea Lion caught fire around 7:30 a.m. as it sailed off the Hillsboro Inlet. An hour after the distress call was made, the…
Sharks are apparently going to be replacing weathermen soon, because according to this report, hundreds of them have been tagged with special satellite links that scientists are hoping will be forecasting information of oncoming hurricanes. Scientists at the University of Miami’s Rosenstiel School of Marine & Atmospheric Science began tagging…
House Speaker John Boehner is apparently not orange enough, so he’s gone and bought himself a vacation condo right here in the Sunshine State. The luxury condominium is located in exclusive Marco Island, overlooking the Gulf of Mexico. Now Boehner will be able to be closer to his daughter and…
Police are still awaiting the autopsy results of Weston native and FSU student, Ryan Uhre, whose body was discovered on the rooftop of a building in Tallahassee on Wednesday after he had vanished for nearly two weeks. Uhre’s disappearance has been a high-profile case, hitting close to home and coming…
LeBron James is, in fact, human. Although he might be a cybernetic organism programmed to terminate all opponents on the basketball court. Either way, LeBron had his nose busted by Oklahoma City Thunder’s Serge Ibaka Thursday night, and had to leave the game. But before exiting the court with piles…
And now for the most awwwwwwww look it the little baby! news item you’ll read pretty much for the rest of your life. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission announced that biologists working at the Florida Panther National Wildlife Refuge found and rescued a panther kitten that was near…
LeBron James, the greatest basketball player on the planet, took to Instagram to post a thank you note to the father who abandoned him as a child. LeBron grew up in inner city Akron, Ohio, and was raised by single mother Gloria James. But on Thursday morning, his open letter…
Dania Casino & Jai-Alai is re-opening its doors Thursday night, and now it’s got a lot more than just little dudes running around chasing a tiny ball with giant wicker baskets on their hands. After several years of being closed, the newly christened Dania Casino is just that — a…
Hi Dan Marino. Hi. Hello. How are you? You might not remember me, but we met last year during a Miami Dolphins presser when they unveiled their new logo and uniforms. I was the guy who walked up to you and tried asking you a question but instead only managed…
Tyler Hadley, the 17-year old Port St. Lucie man who killed both of his parents with a hammer, and then immediately threw a house party, has changed his plea to no contest on Wednesday. The plea means Hadley could face 25 years-to-life in prison. Prosecutors, meanwhile, say that they might…
The woman CIA director David Petraeus had an affair with was in Florida on Wednesday as a panelist for a modern military conference held at the University of South Florida. Because, of course. Paula Broadwell, the woman that singlehandedly caused Patraeus’ downfall, spoke at a panel about how to win…
Looks like there’s a new installment in our Donald Trump Is Twitter Beefin’ Files. We have a theory about Donald Trump. And it’s this: Donald Trump is the living embodiment of a cartoon villain. Not in the sense that a “bad guy” wrestler from WWE, or an actor in a…
The voices coming from the television in room 108 of the Grand Hotel in Dania Beach told Carlos Cadavid to murder his girlfriend. That’s what Cadavid, 23, told homicide detectives after he fessed up to shooting to death his girlfriend of four days on Valentine’s Day. After he shot and…
A woman says a worker on a Holland America cruise ship raped her, beat her up, and tried to throw her into the ocean on Valentine’s Day. The MS Nieuw Amsterdam had departed from Port Everglades and was sailing off the coast of Roatan, Honduras when the attack happened. According…
CBS announced on Tuesday that former Miami Dolphin great Dan Marino will not be returning to do their Sunday pregame shows next season. Marino, who had been with the network since 2002, is now apparently out of a job. The Dolphins, meanwhile, are in serious need of a makeover, following…
Update: Tallahassee Police have confirmed that the body found on the roof of a building on College Avenue in Tallahassee Tuesday morning is missing FSU student, and Weston native, Ryan Uhre. On Ft. Lauderdale Beach this past weekend, friends and family held a vigil for Uhre’s safe return. Police have…
South Florida is for fightin’ on President’s Day, apparently. Because people got their rumble on during Monday’s holiday. A huge throw-down in Ft. Lauderdale forced cops to shut down portions of A1A on Monday afternoon. Cops say the beach brouhaha began on the corner of Las Olas Boulevard and A1A…
