George Zimmerman Reunites With His Arsenal of Guns

The State Attorney’s Office of Brevard and Seminole counties have announced that George Zimmerman will not be facing his domestic violence charges. And now that he’s free to go, Zimmerman is also free to get back the arsenal of weapons seized from his home that could arm a small South…

Rick Scott Wants To Cut Driver License And Registration Fees

Gov. Rick Scott is hungry for more souls to eat four more years, so he’s announced that he wants to cut $401 million in driver license and registration fees. In an appearance in Tampa, Scott whipped out a proposal that will apparently cut auto registration fees that would save motorists…

Tracy Morgan Is Co-Grand Marshal of Winterfest Boat Parade

Tracy Morgan is now your co-grand marshal of the Seminole Hard Rock Winterfest Boat Parade in Fort Lauderdale. What could possibly go wrong? Actually, this is pretty fantastic news, seeing how he’s replacing Tori Spelling. Yes, the one from 90120. Yes, she’s still alive. See also: Tracy Morgan on Biggie…

Rick Scott Makes Reelection Bid Official

It’s no secret Rick Scott was all ready to get to work on our faces for another four years, but now it’s officially official. On Tuesday, Scott filed all his “I Wanna Be Govner of Florida Again” paperwork to the state Division of Elections, making his bid for reelection a…

Florida Woman Chased by Bear While Walking Her Dog

A woman says she was chased by a bear while walking her dog Tuesday night. The chase happened around 8:15 p.m. in Longwood, a suburban area in Orlando, when Stefani McCoy says she spotted a bear wandering around a neighbor’s yard. She also spotted two cubs in a tree nearby…

Dead Short-Finned Pilot Whales Suffered From Malnutrition

Necropsies performed on 11 dead short-finned pilot whales found in the Florida Keys on Sunday revealed the mammals suffered from malnutrition. Officials believe the 11 were part of the whale pod that stranded itself in Florida’s Everglades National Park last week. According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, the…

Office Depot Chooses Boca Raton as Official Headquarters

Boca Raton is now officially Office Depot central. The Office Depot announced Tuesday that it has picked Boca as the new company headquarters, choosing it over Naperville, Illinois. While the company has always been based in Boca, Office Depot recently merged with OfficeMax, which was based in Naperville…

George Zimmerman’s Girlfriend Wants His Charges Dropped

Oh, look at this. George Zimmerman is going get away with an alleged crime again. Again. Again. Zimmerman was busted last month for an alleged domestic disturbance with his girlfriend, Samantha Scheibe. According to some 911 audio, Scheibe had the Seminole County Sheriff’s Office come to her home and arrest…

Heart Cancels SeaWorld Concert

It looks like Heart is the latest act to drop out of SeaWorld’s Bands, Brew & Barbecue music fest as a protest for the way the park allegedly treats orcas. The Barenaked Ladies was the first band to cancel on SeaWorld; then came Willie Nelson. Now, Heart is in on…

Marco Rubio Doubles Down on Dumb Pandering and Hypocrisy

Last year, Marco Rubio gave an interview in which he famously told a GQ reporter that there was no way he could know how old the Earth is because he’s no scientist, man. (Hint: It’s 4.5 billion years old.) (Also, holy crap, it’s already been a year??) But last week,…