Marco Rubio has been opposed to Obamacare from the beginning. But now, he’s suddenly giving a fart or two about people who actually want Obamacare and are among the first to try and sign up for it. So much so that he’s introducing a bill that would delay the health-care…
A Florida man got into a verbal spat with his girlfriend, so he went and did what any man would do in any circumstance where his lady just won’t see things his way. He took her grandfather’s ashes and refused to return them until she paid the boyfriend some cold…
Last week, two inmates were able to escape the Florida prison system by having some papers forged that allowed them early release. And while the two men were eventually caught, authorities have found themselves with a kind of conundrum: These aren’t the only guys trying to get out of prison…
City officials want to extend the Henry E. Kinney Tunnel entrance on the north end of the tunnel and build a park-like plaza on top of it. The swanky new plaza would spruce up the bleak entryway to Las Olas and help the businesses there get better exposure. All fancy…
According to ESPN, it looks like after three years of a botched investigation, the NCAA has finally decided to hand down its punishment to the University of Miami over the Nevin Shapiro scandal. Joe Schad of ESPN is reporting that The U will lose three scholarships for the next three…
Three men who manufactured and then sold phony body armor at gun shows in Florida have been arrested, according to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement Orlando Regional Operations Center. According to ballistics tests done on the fake armor, the jackets offered no ballistics protection. So, if someone purchased one…
Getting into a road rage fight can be a dangerous thing. You don’t know what the person you’re fighting with is capable of. They can come at you with an aluminum bat. Or a two-by-four. Or a tire iron. Or a gun. Or a sandwich…
The two convicts that were released from a Florida prison by accident were caught over the weekend, the Florida Department of Law Enforcement announced. Joseph Jenkins and Charles Walker were found at a Coconut Grove Motor Inn in Panama City Beach on Saturday evening and were immediately taken into custody…
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush is looking less and less like a Republican lately. This time around, he’s calling Ted Cruz and the Tea Party folk’s tactics to defund Obamacare “embarrassing.” Meanwhile, Jeb!’s son, George P. Bush, has been all about Cruz, specifically saying he wants to keep the Affordable…
Marco Rubio isn’t just the Golden Boy of the GOPer Dawn. He’s also apparently a soothsayer. Rubio, who shockingly voted against the debt deal on Wednesday, thinks people will eventually see things his way and actually revolt over Obamacare. His reason seems to be rooted in what experts call “butthurtedness.”…
Joseph Dragojevich scuba dove into a 510-foot sunken Navy ship, the USS Spiegel Grove, on Thursday and hasn’t been seen since, according to the Coast Guard. The ship became an artificial reef after it had been sunk in 2002. A search party has been looking for Dragojevich since his friend…
The Palm Beach Post was put on lockdown this morning following a scare with a suspicious package. Around 11:45 a.m. firefighters and HAZMAT teams were called into action at the paper’s building at 2700 S. Dixie Highway. There were reports that the doors were shut, the elevators locked, and employees…
A Boynton Beach woman hated her husband so much that she wanted to have him killed. So she gave a couple of cops credit cards to give to a potential hit man. The cops said they were cops. They were wearing tactical vests that said POLICE on them. They were…
A Jupiter couple is suing the Purple Lotus Kava Bar in West Palm Beach because they claim they’ve gotten addicted to their specialty drinks. The reason they’re addicted, they say, is because of a special ingredient in the drinks called kratom, which is actually an opium substitute. Mmmmm opium… Kratom…
Both parties finally agreed that it’s enough already with the government shutdown and passed a short-term budget deal Wednesday to curb all the stupid. But, never one to disappoint in his ridiculousness, our very own governor, Rick Scott, is none too pleased with this. Because of Tea Party reasons! Scott…
Twitter killed Rep. Bill Young. Young, who just last week announced his retirement and who was recently admitted to a hospital, is still very much alive. Although “gravely ill,” according to his office. But, according to several tweets — some from credible news sources — Young has died. Except, he…
Cut through rock with a butter knife? Set up an elaborate plan to sneak out in the middle of the night? Pffft. The best way to break out of the clink, apparently, is to forge some papers. Two inmates were mistakenly set free from a Florida prison and are now…
On the night of October 5, Jandei Cherry, a 22-year-old father and worker at Quarterdeck in Dania Beach, went skinny-dipping late after work. At the time, he apparently got into a verbal altercation with a coworker. In retaliation, the coworker took Cherry’s clothes, cell phone, wallet, and skateboard and ran…
A 19-year-old Palm Beach Gardens man decided it would be a neat idea to kill an alligator by hacking it to death with a machete. He then decided to share the moment with his dad, and so he texted his old man a photo of himself and the dead, hacked-up…
No one knows if LeBron James is staying with the Miami Heat or if he’s bolting via free agency next summer. But that didn’t stop ESPN the Magazine from going ahead and asking random current NBA players in an arbitrary poll anyway. And according to 71 percent of these players,…
A couple of thieves walked into a Florida pet store in the middle of the day, stuffed some boa constrictors into their hoodies, and walked out. The total value of the stolen snakes came to $8,000. According to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office, the hoodie thieves walked out of the…
Four Don’ts of Halloween decorating: 1. Don’t decorate your home with a burning cross, even if it’s a “prank.” 2. Use something other than gasoline as fuel. 3. Use something other than candles to set the thing on fire. 4. Really, just stop at number one and call it a…
