600 Pounds of Cocaine Found on West Palm Megayacht

Another day, another boat found with drugs onboard in South Florida. This time around, the boat is a 132-foot luxury megayacht valued at about $5.5 million. And the drug was cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine. See also: Pot Boat Washes Ashore on Fort Lauderdale Beach…

Miami Dolphins Not Invited to Bid for Super Bowl

Earlier today, we told you about how the Miami Dolphins were going to throw their hat in the ring to bid for Super Bowl 52 in 2018. Well, not so much anymore. It looks like the NFL has officially not invited the Dolphins to bid to host the big game,…

Fixes to Stand Your Ground Moves Forward After Senate Committee Vote

State senators on Tuesday advanced proposed changes to the state’s Stand Your Ground law on Tuesday, almost three months after George Zimmerman was acquitted in the shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin. In a 7-2 vote, the Senate Judiciary committee voted to move forward a measure that includes, among other…

Watch the Miami Heat’s Pregame Video Shoot Sneak-Peek

Fresh off their preseason victory over the Atlanta Hawks on Monday night, the Miami Heat is busy today shooting footage for its pregame introductions. And, as it has always been, it looks like it’s going to be filled with a lot of smoke, a lot of screaming, and a lot…

Monkey Running Loose in Florida, According to FWC Reports

There’s a monkey running loose in Lakeland. No word on if it’s one of them dreaded herpes monkeys. But still. If you happen to go outside and you think you spot a monkey, chances are that it is, in fact, a monkey. See also: Herpes-Infected Monkeys Roaming Florida…

West Palm Beach Man Jumps Off Tri-Rail Trying to Save Cell Phone

A West Palm Beach man is in critical condition after he jumped from a moving Tri-Rail train when he realized he had left his cell phone on the station bench and tried to retrieve it Monday night. The man, 26-year-old Eddie Diaz, reportedly broke through the train’s emergency doors and…

Miami Dolphins Bidding to Host Super Bowl in 2018

Fresh off their defeat in trying to get public funds to renovate their stadium, the Miami Dolphins are planning to throw their hat into the ring and bid for the 2018 Super Bowl. It’s that kind of up and attem! attitude that’s made this football franchise the perpetual 7-9 denizens…

Miami Dolphins Mascot Celebrates 26-23 Loss to the Ravens

The Miami Dolphins’ late-game rally on Sunday fell short when kicker Caleb Sturgis’ effort waffled wide left, handing the Fins their second consecutive loss, dropping them to 3-2 on the season. It was a bitter loss, leaving that all-too-familiar taste of defeat in Dolphins fans’ mouths (tastes like chicken shit!)…

Aggressive Squirrels Scaring the Crap Out of Parkgoers for Food

A bunch of squirrels have been harassing families like a gang of fuzzy-tailed thugs in a state park in Tampa. Apparently, these little varmints are so aggressive, they jump onto baby strollers, run up to people, and generally act like little furry assholes, doing whatever they can to get food…

Boca Teen Set Cars and American Flags On Fire

A Boca teen and a couple of his friends drove around West Boca Raton in his parent’s Chrysler convertible, setting random cars on fire. According to this report, Nick DeSalvo and his friends also set fire to American flags. Police were able to nab DeSalvo thanks to surveillance footage of…

Florida Students Passed Out Condoms, Are Now Banned From Homecoming

Two students at Mulberry High School were banned from participating in any activities for their homecoming week. The heinous crime the students perpetrated? They passed out condoms to their fellow students. The condom handout was part of a campaign Dalton Wiggs and Montana Fulkerson put together for homecoming court with…

Government Shutdown Is Going to Screw the Everglades

The Everglades restoration bill is being threatened to be Hiroshima’d by the government shutdown, according to the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. Florida politics as a whole has traditionally screwed the state’s environmental priorities to begin with, but now the the Water Resources Development Act is about to lose its…