Rick Scott Signs Bill to Benefit Special Needs Students

Rick Scott has signed a bill that will give parents of special needs students more say in their education. The law will take effect on Monday. This means that, come Monday, parents will have a greater say in how their special needs children’s school curriculum is shaped…

Florida Man Kills and Cooks Pit Bull Puppy

And now for a completely horrifying news story to ruin your day. A Florida man was arrested for killing and then cooking a 4-month old pit bull puppy. The man apparently also cut the dog into several pieces and placed them in the freezer. It was the family dog. See…

Omar Kelly Sort of Explains His Tweet About Shooting at a Guy

Yesterday we told you about Sun-Sentinel Miami Dolphins beat writer, Omar Kelly, taking to the Twitter machine and getting his Johnny Cash on by telling the world he once shot at a man with intent to harm. Kelly deleted the tweet, and then promptly disappeared. See also: -Omar Kelly of…

Florida Juror Robs Courthouse Offices While Jury on Break

Jury duty can be a real bummer. Unless, of course, you can use that time to immerse yourself in the proceedings and learn about how the judicial system works. Or you can use that time to steal stuff. Whatever makes the time go by faster! One Brevard man is now…

Marco Rubio’s Statement on DOMA Is a Whole Lot of Dumb

As one might expect, there are some that aren’t too happy about yesterday’s SCOTUS ruling that DOMA is unconstitutional and dumb and not cool at all. One of those people is our very own Marco Rubio, who hopes to be president one day! Cottonmouth McGee is just not down with…

Chris Bosh Was on Conan O’Brien and Piers Morgan Last Night

Chris Bosh, fresh off winning back-to-back titles with the Heat, continued his celebrating by going on two national television talk shows Wednesday night to remind everyone how awesome he is. Bosh made an appearance on CNN’s Piers Morgan Live, where he spoke on the craziness that was Game 6 and…

Aaron Hernandez Charged With Murder

Former Florida Gator and New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez has been officially charged with murder in the death of Odin Lloyd. Hernandez was handcuffed and led away from his home by police Wednesday morning, and initial reports indicated that he would be charged with “obstruction of justice.” In addition to…

Florida Man Rescued After Being Stuck in Swamp for Days

Guss Baker, a 55-year-old St. Johns County man, disappeared into a swampy area in Flagler County last Friday. Rescue efforts lasted throughout the weekend. But on Monday, days after he vanished, a group of volunteers, along with Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officers, the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office, and…

Aaron Hernandez Arrested, Led Away From Home in Handcuffs

Former Florida Gator and current New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez was handcuffed and led away from his home by police Wednesday morning. The charges are still unknown at this time, but they would stem from his alleged connection with the murder of Odin Lloyd. Reports had originally said Hernandez was…

Bill Gates Buys Palm Beach Area Mansion, Reportedly Pays in Cash

Microsoft founder, and filthy-rich billionaire, Bill Gates has plunked down a crapload of skrilla for a 7,230-square-foot, four-acre, four-bedroom, four-bathroom mansion in the Mallet Hill section of Wellington in Palm Beach. Gates, 57, whose net worth is said to be $72.7 billion, reportedly paid $8.7 million for the mansion located…

LGBT Activists Stage Sit-In at Marco Rubio’s Office

GetEQUAL, a national grassroots organization dedicated to the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender community, have organized a sit-in at the Tampa office of Senator Marco Rubio, to protest his stances on immigration reform and employment discrimination. “The U.S. Supreme Court continues to deliberate over whether LGBT Americans have the constitutional right…

Florida Teen Recognizes Her Attacker as Classmate’s Mom

A 17-year-old Florida teen who went to an ATM on Saturday evening was ambushed and viciously attacked when she returned to her car. Her attacker grabbed the back of her head and smashed her face into the steering wheel, causing a lump to form on her forehead. The attacker then…

Miami Heat Championship Parade Almost Killed LeBron James

When the Miami Heat clinched the NBA title last Thursday, we almost lost Chris Bosh to a stray piece of confetti that threatened to get lodged in his throat. Then, on Monday, during the team’s championship parade through the streets of Miami, LeBron James was almost decapitated a few times…

Florida Executive Being Held Hostage by Workers in Beijing

Chip Starnes, an American executive of Coral Springs-based Specialty Medical Supplies, has reportedly been held hostage by his workers for the past four days at the company’s medical supply plant in Beijing, China. Starnes, 42, says around 80 workers have blocked off every exit in the plant in shifts and…