FSU President Is Leaving for Penn State

Clarification 2/16, 3 p.m.. This article initially called Penn State “Penn” on one reference. The mistake has been fixed. The Philadelphia Inquirer is reporting that Florida State University president Eric J. Barron is leaving to take the helm at another football-mad school — Penn State, home of the Joe Paterno/Jerry…

Should Parasailing Be Regulated in Florida?

In 2007, 15-year-old Amber White was parasailing in Pompano Beach with her sister when winds picked up, the tow line broke, and White slammed into a building and died. Last year, 17-year-old Alexis Fairchild was parasailing in Panama City when again winds picked up, the line snapped, and she and…

Zoo Alliance Starts “Adopt-a-Sperm” Program

The South-East Zoo Alliance for Reproduction & Conservation (SEZARC) is “asking the public to lend a hand to their sperm collecting efforts,” it announced yesterday. “Every day, all throughout the animal world, millions of sperm are going to waste, swimming their way to fruitless oblivion. This sperm, if properly harvested…

We’re Getting Mormons! Huge LDS Temple Opening in Davie

You know how it is when new neighbors move in — you peek out the window and see what they’re unloading from the U-haul. Big speakers, heavy weapons, bongs, Justin Bieber records… all could spell trouble. But folks in Davie ought to be stoked about the new Mormon temple –…

Exit Strategy: Should Assisted Suicide Be Legal?

When Boca Raton Police Officer Lora McHugh entered Sandra Snow’s bedroom around 4:30 p.m. July 22, 2008, she found the plump 62-year-old lying face up on the bed, a green blanket pulled up to her neck. Snow was dead. The officer checked for signs of foul play but found none…

Famous Festivus Pole Sells for $455 on eBay

The saga of the Pabst Plue Ribbon Festivus Pole has a happy ending. This famous pole, which was built by activist Chaz Stevens and erected in the rotunda of the Florida Capitol as a counterpoint to Nativity scenes on public property, has sold on eBay for $455…

Earthquake Hits South of Miami; Effects Felt in Key West

Yep — what the headline says. The US Geological Survey is reporting that there was an earthquake 38km N of Corralillo, Cuba. People in Key West reportedly felt it: LOL ! RT @PamNeedsCoffee: Whoa. Or someone just burped at Hog’s Breath? RT WHAT??? Earthquake felt in Key West? http://t.co/g3xTrPwrEr— Vice-Queen…

Saturday Is 12th Anniversary of Gitmo; Protests Planned

Happy birthday, Gitmo! Saturday, January 11, marks the 12th anniversary of the Guantanamo Bay detention facility — the 12th anniversary of indefinite detention without charge or trial. Protestors from the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), Amnesty International USA, and some 20 other organizations will be marching in Washington to demand…

Famous Festivus Pole Is for Sale on eBay

Everyone knows that early January is the time to get the best prices on holiday decorations for the coming year. See also: “Festivus Pole” Made of Beer Cans Approved; Will Go Up in Florida Capitol Next to Jesus’ Manger The economic principles that apply to fake Christmas trees also apply…