Florida Marlins club president David Samson says he expects the team would be selling out every game if it moves into a proposed new stadium in Little Havana in 2012. And with that statement, it became clear that the Florida Marlins club president David Samson is the baseball equivalent of…

Tell us who had the best exhibits in the best museum space in Broward and Palm Beach counties this year. Need some suggestions? Click here for an archive of articles written by New Times art critic Michael Mills.Add your winner to the comments field below…

They’ve got the shows you love and the actors you love to see, so now give them some love by nominating the best theater company in Broward and Palm Beach counties.Need some suggestions? Click here for an archive of articles by New Times theater critic Brandon K. Thorp.Add your winner…

Today, The Juice officially endorses quitters, from those of us who ran out of chips during the Super Bowl and were unable to finish the cheese dip, to those who choose to bravely walk away from the state’s highest offices. Here’s to you, Charlie Crist and Mel Martinez, two men…

After watching last night’s Pepsi Cola-Bud Light Super Bowl, it became clear to me that everything needs an official sponsor. So today’s Morning Juice is brought to you by the Nicaraguan Tourism and Marijuana Growers Cooperative. It’s good timing to land that sponsor too, because they just picked up a…

That master of the turntable who’s made you shake your pants in Broward and Palm Beach counties deserves some respect. Pay it by voting for the best local club DJ in the comments field below…

The mystery of who toiled papered Bernie Madoff’s Palm Beach home has been solved. Two teenagers from Michigan have been fingered as the TP culprits. The kids apparently bragged to their friends after they got back from vacation, which then tipped off the Palm Beach police, according to this story…

A civil suit that goes to trial in Fort Lauderdale today is expected to be the first of a wave of lawsuits against Big Tobacco in Florida courts. The widow of Stuart Hess, a locksmith from Cooper City, sued Phillip Morris after his death in 1997, claiming the cigarettes he…

The Florida Marlins have released the final plans on a $515 million retractable-roof stadium. Hoping to convince lawmakers to approve the plans, architects apparently cut corners on things like aesthetics and looks and curb appeal. It’s not that the Marlins stadium will be the ugliest thing in Little Havana; it’s…

We here at The Juice don’t have much in the way of paparazzi on staff. Really, we’re lucky to get a glimpse of Lois Frankel on government access. But freelance photographer Logan Fazio scored some sweet shots this weekend of Jessica Simpson performing at the 99.9 Kiss Country Chili Cookoff…

Teenagers toilet papered Bernie Madoff’s Palm Beach house this weekend and then called the newspaper to take credit. They said the prank was sanctioned by their parents because Madoff had lost their trust funds. Madoff is confined to his Manhattan condo, so he didn’t see the TP himself. Nor did…

New Delhi newsrooms don’t feature Woodward or Bernstein.The Juice has itself an Indian correspondent, an outsourced journalist, reporting live from New Delhi on the South Florida restaurant scene.It began with a January 12 email from a freelance writer in India. We’re making fun of journalism outsourcing here and not our…

Rush Limbaugh granted a rare interview recently to a reporter from the London Telegraph, even giving Nigel Farndale access to his secret lair. Nigel reports that he went to a nondescript building 100 yards from the ocean that was fairly accessible and included no imperial stormtroopers:He calls it his ‘Southern…

Lots of very fast and, more often than not, very obnoxiously expensive cars lined up along the waterfront in downtown West Palm Beach on Saturday for the Palm Beach Supercar Weekend. Click here for a slideshow…

The president falls prey to the Vulcan mind meld. The newest teacher in Broward County schools is an 11-year-old child prodigy. Some might say that Adora Svitak is an inspiration to children everywhere because she has already taught college classes, appeared on CNN, published a book, taken over the Ukraine,…

If there’s one thing you don’t hear enough about, it’s that Fort Lauderdale has the best panhandlers this side of Calcutta. I mean, Miami may have more guys with clever signs at busy intersections, but ours have that little aggressive something that makes them special, that lets you feel that…

It’s officially the Year of Hope, and South Florida weather forecasters already have something they hoped for: slightly different weather. That’s right, we’ve got something of a cold front, and that means our weathermen have broken out not the exaggerated phrases but the crazy-stupid exaggerated phrases normally used only for…

William Graham Tullian Tchividjian is the new pastor of Coral Ridge Presbyterian Church. And before you say, “Why do I care because all I pray to is the religion of Obama-style hope,” consider the fact that this church is essentially the size of the state of Alabama. Ok, that’s not…

Ten-year-old Damon Weaver got himself some press credentials to cover the inauguration for his Palm Beach County elementary school’s TV station. This came about after a YouTube campaign Damon launched in which he used celebrities to try to convince Barack Obama to give him an interview. After learning about this…

Prosecutors: Swiss Banker Tried to Screw IRS. Us: Is That Wrong?Federal prosecutors in Fort Lauderdale have charged a Swiss banker with helping 20,000 Americans hide assets from the IRS. A judge signed an order yesterday declaring that former UBS AG executive Raoul Weil is a fugitive from justice. Now if…

Boca Pills Can’t Cure What Ails Most of UsBoca Raton-based South Florida Nutrition is getting into some deep shit for promising that its acai berry supplements are pretty much a magic cure-all. The company’s website promises the pills promote sound sleep, improve digestion, fights cancerous cells, create peace in Gaza,…