Take Home Your Favorite Rock Star

Rock ´n’ Roll inspires your life’s soundtrack: love, anger, and absolute raging good times always bring you searching for old concert ticket stubs and that favorite album hiding deep in your abundant record collection. That’s the muse behind the Rock Art Show – a traveling reminder of the power of…

Puttin’ the “Art” in Arts Park

If you haven’t checked out the Hollywood Arts Park, man, you’re missin’ out… Big Time. Expertly landscaped (there’s a musical tree) and done out in retro-futuristic design, it really is the perfect place to stroll at night. (Remember when that simply wasn’t an option in Young Circle?) And the perfect…

The Filth and the Furry

Most cats are acquired through divine happenstance: The neighborhood hussy abandoned her litter in a bougainvillea, initiating a chain reaction of forwarded emails throughout tri-county offices. Eventually some softy sees the attached image of little spotted extraterrestrials popping out of a cardboard box and knows that they have an obligation…

“Purr,” I Mean, “GRRR!”

You’ve been scanning the hockey websites looking fruitlessly for the Panthers’ Eastern Conference ranking — hmmm, maybe you just didn’t scroll far enough down. Currently ranked at 15th out of 15, our boys are looking more playful kitten, less vicious panther. Sure, they have 70-odd games left to prove that…

This Date’s a Hole in One

Figuring out the perfect date is challenging, especially in this SoFla swampland. Compound the frustration of a possibly blah evening with your dwindling checking account balance, and you might just take yourself off the market. Well before you run off to the monastery, spend an evening in the Upper East…

Jam On, Brother. Jam On.

If you stumble onto your favorite familiar, well-trodden path of earth tonight, you won’t find your weekly drum circle bros. Nay, hand-percussion instruments and less portable toking tools will also be abandoned for the next 48 hours in honor of the two-day stint by jam-band-powerhouse Medeski, Martin & Wood. The…

Dolphins Flop, but Panthers Growl

Seriously kids, the Dolphins aren’t giving you much to scream for this season, so this is a call to arms for sports fans: Redirect your cheering efforts to hockey. Our Panthers are lookin’ good, and their shortcomings (the boys have been a bit slow in the early periods) will hopefully…

Four Strong

Soul, funk, R ´n’ B, doo-wop musician Aaron Neville has been crankin’ out hits, both solo and with his three siblings under the name The Neville Brothers, for half a century. Songs like “Tell it Like it Is,” “Mardi Gras Mambo,” and a whole slew of lesser-known ´50s and ´60s…

I’ve Heard They Kill Live

It’s been a year since her murder. While the rest of the cast and crew carried on with their lives, joined other productions, and made their worlds whole again, the deceased’s lover – and the show’s playwright – has not. And quite frankly, he’s not too happy about that. In…

Hell Hath No Fury

It’s been five years since Gayla Harrington first heard about the Miami Fury, down south’s Independent Women’s Football League team; she never expected to become a co-owner. She tried out, made the team, fought valiantly alongside her fellow players, and had the time of her life. But when the owners…

When Calgon Won’t Cut It

Life is exhausting, especially facing the daily car-mageddon inappropriately known as rush hour. It’s enough to make a sane soul snap. Thankfully, Monday kicks off the greatest week of the year: Spa Week. During the next seven ahh-inspiring days, some of the greatest spas in the country are cutting prices,…

Making Children Wet Themselves

You’ve always known that you could scare children – although admittedly, it usually happens when you’re wearing yesterday’s make-up, haven’t yet de-frizzed your mane, and left that hair-growing mole unattended for much too long. Harness that glorious gift today during an audition for Sugar Sand Park’s Haunted House. “They should…

A Haunted History Lesson

Most spooked spaces only teach you the basics: guys emerging from shadows have scandalous motives, chainsaws are a buzz-kill, and cackling isn’t limited to folks with deviated septums. So take advantage of a different kind of haunted house during the historic Stranahan House’s educational ghost tours. Docents donning Victorian mourning…

Party Animals

Wilton Manors is extending a paw to its newest neighbor, Tiny Treasures Puppies (2043 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors). The shop is more akin to a loving nursery than traditional pet stores, because at TTP dogs spend their pre-adoption days snuggled in custom-built cribs – just waiting for you to scoop…

Because It’s in a Fucking Cage, That’s Why.

If you thought that the only rule in cage fighting is: There are no rules, sadly, you are incorrect. Or so says Crawford Grimsley, promoter of Let The Rage Begin: a Mixed Martial Arts battle of apocalyptic proportions. “There’s no eye-gouging, no kicks to the groin, and no head-stomping,” says…

Your Plans for Today Are All Stitched Up

The only thing better than making cool stuff is buying the cool stuff that others have already made. It’s all the fun of crafting without the messy cleanup. Amanda Watkins is hip to this notion, so she’s coordinated a renegade craft extravaganza called Stitch Rock. It’s happening on Saturday, and…

Spend the Night With Two Naked Men

All theatergoers are searching for something. For some, it’s an insight into the cosmic meaning of life and love and how the two intertwine. For others, it’s to witness a rare slice of intimacy in an otherwise isolating world. And for the rest, it’s the promise of a naked noodle…

Open Season on Shopping

Right now is the best possible time to live in Fort Lauderdale. The beaches are not yet littered with Canada’s finest thongs, we’re on an advent-style countdown to the end of hurricane season, and the weather is ideal for strolling. What better place for you to celebrate this perfect moment…

Two by Four: Building the Perfect Morning Escape

Some mornings you just need to play hooky, buy a fancy coffee drink, and lose a spindle’s worth of moments inside an art gallery. It’s just good for the soul. Lucky for you the Fine Arts Gallery at Broward Community College (Central Campus, 3501 SW Davie Rd., Davie) has you…

Dan Rather: the Man, the Theme Song

Not only is Dan Rather persona non grata at CBS due to his currently pending $70 million lawsuit, but he’s also shaken up the life of another – albeit less publicly. That would be local musician/composer Neal Fox. See, Fox helped write the theme song for CBS Evening News, and…

Begin in Flannel, then Remove the Sleeves

You are a rocker. And, rocker, today was crafted specially for you. From deep in the ashes of 1994, the spirit of Soul Asylum has been exhumed and returned to life like the mighty phoenix so that the band might entertain you at the Hollywood Clambake. But there is a…

I Believe There’s a Fungus Among Us

When you consider that a mushroom is just an elongated fungal growth, the little guy seems untrustworthy. When you ponder the psychedelic properties of some rouge ´shroom species from the genus Agaricus, they seem enticing. And when you think about how cute the odd little fellas can be, colorful and…