Domino’s Wants to Sell Pizza… on the Moon

Domino’s Pizza Japan wants to open a branch on the moon.  We seriously think this is a great idea. First of all, there’s the myth that the moon is made of cheese. Plus, think of all the space aliens that must get hungry from intergalactic flight…

The Five Least Laborious Drinks to Make for Labor Day

Every year about this time, we ask where the hell summer went? In just a few hours, Labor Day weekend will begin, and you’re probably at your office killing time before happy hour starts. So are we.According to the U.S. Department of Labor, the first Labor Day holiday was celebrated…

Cool Down With Dolci Peccati Gelato Tonight at Hard Rock

If you’re looking for a way to cool off after a long, hot and muggy south Florida summer, head over to the Hard Rock tonight for some homemade gelato from Dolci Peccati.Twin sisters Natalie and Stephanie Yepes have run the truck for nearly a year, rolling onto the streets in…

Chipotle Hires Willie Nelson to Cover Coldplay for Cultivate Cartoon

In an effort to merge burritos, classic country, and hipster cool (because who hasn’t tried that), burrito chain Chipotle Mexican Grill has enlisted ponytailed crooner Willie Nelson to cover Coldplay’s The Scientist as the narration to an animated short for The Chipotle Cultivate Foundation…

No Reservations: Anthony Bourdain in Cajun Country

No Reservations opens to a bunch of guys saying the Lord’s Prayer to a pig. This is not boding well for the swine… as we’ll see later on.Tony is in rare form tonight. After all, Louisiana is the perfect place for him if you think about it. It’s filled with…

Crabby Jack’s Fire Under Investigation

When Crabby Jack’s was destroyed by fire on Sunday, August 28th, local Deerfield Beach residents lamented the loss of the seafood shack/dive bar. An investigation was announced to find information leading to the cause of the two-alarm blaze that engulfed the establishment…

Anthony Bourdain is a Cartoon in an Alternate Universe

In the past few weeks, Anthony Bourdain has said some nasty things about some celebrity chefs. We’re sure that these chefs would secretly love to see Anthony Bourdain being chased by vampires, getting beatdowns by  the police, and being mauled by monkeys while he’s eating pho somewhere in southeast Asia…

Mark Wahlberg and Brothers To Open Wahlburgers

Mark Wahlberg, the rapper turned actor turned restaurateur, plans to open a burger joint just outside of Boston with brothers Donnie and Paul (who is a chef), according to the Boston Herald. The hamburger restaurant was labeled a “go” after the brothers secured the trademark to the name Wahlburger from…

Free Ice Cream at The Frieze This Sunday

The Frieze in Plantation is celebrating their first anniversary this Sunday, August 28th with free ice cream.From 3-5 p.m. The Frieze will give a free regular sized ice cream to everyone who visits. The timing is perfect since The Weather Channel predicts temperatures soaring to a high of 94 degrees…

In Honor of PETA Porn: The Ten Sexiest PETA Ads

According to the Huffington Post, PETA has registered a XXX internet site and is planning to start PETA.XXX.The site will feature both adult human content and images of animal cruelty – pornography of a different kind, so to speak.  PETA has a history of using beautiful humans to bring their…

Dr. Phil Hot Sauce Mom Found Guilty of Abuse

According to The Anchorage Daily News, a woman who taped punishing her adopted child by making him drink hot sauce and sending it to Dr. Phil, has been found guilty of child abuse by an Anchorage, Alaska court and may face up to one year in prison and a $10,000…

Philippe by Philippe Chow Opens in Boca Raton

Philippe by Philippe Chow opens tonight in Boca Raton on Palmetto Park Road, bringing instant celebrity and fine Chinese cuisine to Boca Raton.The 500-seat restaurant will feature noodle-maker Cheng, who has demonstrated his art on the Martha Stewart Show. He’ll demonstrate his noodle-making skills nightly at 8:30 for diners.The Boca…

No Reservations: Anthony Bourdain in Kurdistan

We’re going to call this the non-food season of No Reservations. Sure Tony always winds up eating…something….but it looks like this year Anthony Bourdain is in it for the adrenaline rush (or its a ploy for an Emmy).  This week proves our point. Anthony Bourdain and his crew travel halfway…

Become The President of Dunkin’ Nation; Free Yogurt Deal

Like it or not, the 2012 Presidential elections have begun. For the next year, we’ll be subjected to campaign speeches, debates, nasty commercials and lots of baby kissing by candidates who are about as in-touch with the public as martians are.  At some point, you’ll probably scratch your head and…

Spirit of Texas de Brazil’s Wine Pairing Event

Texas de Brazil, the South American restaurant that invites you to eat vast quantities of steak, is having a special wine pairing dinner this week.The Spirit of Texas de Brazil dinner invites guests to enjoy a selection of the restaurant’s private label wines along with appetizer pairings for $25 per…