We know you miss the feel and weight of your banana hammocks and banana costumes, the ones still sweaty from the salt of the seas. After having the most ridiculous time of your life on Holy Ship!!!’s third Hard Cruise voyage, the one that just barely docked two months ago, your…
All everyone who never went on a skeezy spring break romp has been talking about lately is the upcoming Harmony Korine film Spring Breakers. The trailer indicates that what you’ll find poolside during the first weeks of March in South Florida, is James Franco in a horribly distracting bronze-colored grill,…
You see Tommy Lee on the beach, his junk is delicately cradled by a thin, stretchy fabric, his leathery flesh crinkles in the Florida sun. You know what you do? You take a fucking picture. Freelance photog and Palm Beach County resident Freddy Hernandez did exactly that, he took a pic…
“Pitbull says he’s from the 305, I’m from the 954!” proclaims Tito Puente Jr., cimbales player, orchestra leader, and son of the famous Latin jazz and salsa composer. Though originally from New York, Puente says of Broward County, “This is my home now.”It seems there’s a lot the musician likes about living…
A drive to Coral Gables isn’t typically on your list of things to do on a Thursday night, but when Miami New Times is throwing their annual art and music extravaganza at the Coral Gables Museum, you get in your car, and you drive. Besides the crazy, costumed and limber antics…
Bon Jovi”Because We Can” Tour. 7:30 p.m. Saturday, March 2, at BB&T Center, 1 Panther Parkway, Sunrise. Tickets start at $29.50 with fees. Call 954-835-8000, or visit thebbtcenter.com.Time is money, right? Well, in a comparable fashion, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll can be boiled down to a lone common entity…
DJ Epps has both good and bad to say about making music in South Florida in 2013. You might think the East Harlem-bred, Haitian DJ is contradicting himself. But the truth is, he thinks Miami is making progress, thanks to some of our shining stars of hip-hop. His beef is…
DJ Epps has both good and bad to say about making music in South Florida in 2013. You might think the East Harlem-bred, Haitian DJ is contradicting himself. But the truth is, he thinks Miami is making progress, thanks to some of our shining stars of hip-hop. His beef is…
When we were busy making fun of Sen. Marco Rubio’s totally lame Spotify list, we didn’t realize he was such a big fan of the Thug Life. TMZ accosted a friendly and chatty Rubio at Reagan National Airport and asked him about the whole Lil Wayne-Miami dis debacle. Specifically, they addressed…
It may be hard out here for a pimp, but why’s it also gotta be hard for a nice guy making quality hip-hop? While filming a cameo in a Rocko video this weekend, Hollywood, Florida, rapper Andre Scott, whom we know as Young Scrilla, was shot in Overtown. The Miami Herald…
The 2013 Oscars were dedicated to honoring a fabulous and fierce storytelling tradition: the musical. But it took watching 30 tunes belted out by A-list actors before we figured that one out (Sunday night wet-brain). See also- Photos: 2013 Oscar WinnersSeth MacFarlane was, as he predicted in his 2-hour long opening…
Boca band Montage is offering tribute tonight to Ray Pachter, whom his brother and former band mate Ben calls, “our fallen cofounder and original guiding force.”See also- Montage and Maddie Besser Take on Dada This Friday with Vulgarity but Not Destruction- Flaunt at Respectable Street: Fashion Meets Music in West…
5. Curren$y8 p.m. Friday, February 22, at Revolution Live. 100 SW Third Ave., Fort Lauderdale. Tickets cost $30 plus fees. Call 954-449-1025, or visit jointherevolution.net.It’s pretty clear from his songs and Facebook page that Curren$y likes to ride fancy cars and fancy gals. The New Orleans rapper is all about…
A campfire crackles and throws sparks. A Liberace cape rises and falls in waves of starlit sparkles. Holopaw’s new video for their song “The Lights from the Disco,” directed by the Gainseville act’s lead singer John Orth, contrasts natural beauty with elements of seductive fashion, all to the delicate rise…
As you already know, Lil Wayne made some seriously powerful enemies in South Florida this week by flapping his big weird grill at Birdman’s b-day. Out of his maw poured those awful words: “fuck the Miami Heat.” And let us tell you, our memory is long down here, and we…
Manly men with voluptuous guts or superskinny six-packs, hairy chests with tattoos, and full, luxurious beards are as popular as the Harlem Shake these days. This all-natural mountain-man look gestated and was born in hip Brooklyn, presumably as a response to the ’90s metrosexual. With the financial downturn, cool guys…
Recently, Lil Wayne got either kicked out of, or asked to leave a Heat-Lakers game, for likely gesturing that he had a gun on him in a threatening gesture toward another fan. This type of bad behavior will also get you arrested on an airplane, locked out of a movie…
What’s everybody talkin’ about right now? Baauer’s “Harlem Shake!” Who needs unlimited attention from the whole world? Azealia Banks! What does that result in? Azealia Banks rapping over “Harlem Shake,” the song being pulled from Soundcloud by the original artist, and a Twitter war with the word “faggoot” thrown around…
Lady Gaga’s all tore up from the floor up, and is forced to cancel her 2013 Born This Way tour. See also – Lady Gaga Is Today’s Ani DiFranco; Here’s Why”I’ve been hiding a show injury and chronic pain for sometime now,over the past month it has worsened. I’ve been praying it would…
This year, Holy Ship!! was a cruise of Skrillex surprises, pill-munching weirdos, banana-hammock- and pot-leaf-bra-wearing sex kitties, and even a wedding proposal.We spent some time chatting and partying ourselves on the HARD event-run voyage. And there are even pictures to prove it.See also:- Holy Ship!! 2013: Six Most Ridiculous Dance…
Jake MillerWith Vers and Deja Eyze.6:30 p.m., Friday, February 15, at America’s Backyard, 100 SW Third Ave., Fort Lauderdale.Tickets cost $17. It’s all ages.Call 954-727-0950, or visit myamericasbackyard.com.Who is Jake Miller you ask? Well, if you are a 13-year old girl, or you wake up every morning just to watch…
The best South Florida moment of last night’s 2013 Grammy awards was when Pitbull snuck in his signature catchphrase during his presentation, saying: “These are the nominees for the best solo performance. Dale!” God, that guy’s great. Dale, truly, Mr. Worldwide. Last night, we, along with the whole rest of…
