Connie Mack Makes His U.S. Senate Run Official

Although one of Republican Rep. Connie Mack’s advisers announced that the congressman was running for U.S. senator in 2012 more than a month ago, it’s not official until there’s a Fox News appearance involved.Mack appeared on Sean Hannity’s show to make his formal announcement, spending most of his time on…

A Lesson in How to Fudge Charts, Courtesy of Rick Scott’s Office

Gov. Rick Scott’s office introduced its monthly chart comparing private-sector job gains against government job gains, and it just didn’t look right.Remember, there were 6,900 more government jobs in October than in September, while the number of private-sector jobs increased by 2,600. (That one wasn’t in the governor’s news release.)Aside…

Three Plead Guilty in Scam Based on Government-Regulated Toilet Paper

Question: How much money can three Palm Beach County scam artists make by convincing old people there are new government regulations that ban traditional toilet paper?Answer: Around $1 million, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office.Mary Moore, 54, Joseph Nouerand, 52, and Christopher Lincoln, 46, each pleaded guilty yesterday to one…

Kenneth Ellis Allegedly Sniped a Kitten From His Condo Balcony

Who snipes a kitten from his condo balcony?According to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office, 68-year-old Naples resident Kenneth Ellis.MCSO Deputy Becky Herrin says someone phoned the cops around 7 p.m. Monday, saying they just saw someone shoot a kitty at the Ocean Pointe Condos in Tavernier…