Marco Rubio and Florida University Salaries: There Are Apps for That

If the youngsters out there need something a little more high-brow than a fart-noise application for their iPhones, there are now apps for that.Sen. Marco Rubio announced the release of the aptly named “U.S. Senator Marco Rubio” application for the iPhone, iPad, and Android devices this week, and it actually…

Former Alcee Hastings Aide Convicted on 30 Counts in Fraud Case

Mikel Jones, a former aide to Democratic Rep. Alcee Hastings, was convicted for his role in a scheme to defraud a New York venture capital fund that financed the operation of his Philadelphia law firm.Jones, a 55-year-old Boynton Beach resident, was convicted of conspiracy, money laundering, 14 counts of wire…

Cops: Someone Tried to Rob a Burger King With a Sock

As we’ve documented here before, crimes in the Florida Keys are often strange, usually involving drugs, missing clothes, or some strange combination of both.Yesterday, someone tried to rob a Burger King with a sock. Specifically, by stuffing his hand in the sock and trying to tell people it was a…

Reminder From Broward County: Don’t Mow Over Sea Cows

Due to new rules from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission and the impending manatee season in Broward County, the Natural Resources Planning and Management Division would like to remind you not to slice up sea cows with your boat in the county’s waterways.Two manatees have been killed by…

Rick Scott “Gets to Work” by Playing “DJ Govvy Gov” (Video)

Gov. Rick Scott may not think Florida needs more anthropologists, but cruise-ship DJs — that’s a different story.The governor held another one of his borrowed “Let’s Get to Work” days this Friday at the Port of Miami, and among his duties, the governor’s office said Scott planned to “demonstrate his…

Patrick Murphy: “I Am Proud to Stand With the 99 Percent”

Patrick Murphy, one of the Democratic hopefuls in the race for Rep. Allen West’s congressional seat, has joined several of his party colleagues — including DNC Chairwoman Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz and former Rep. Alan Grayson — to come out in support of the Occupy movement.In an email to campaign…

Disappointment: The Rick Scott Story

Gov. Rick Scott’s reaction on Wednesday to a former staffer for Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll being charged with illegally recording a conversation: “It is a disappointment.” (He said that twice.)His reaction to the part of that audio recording in which Carroll’s chief of staff said the governor isn’t leading: “That’s…