Occupy Fort Lauderdale Sets Its First Date of Assembly

The “Occupy Wall Street” demonstration that’s been catching on across the country in recent weeks is just days away from the introduction of the Fort Lauderdale movement.Saturday, October 8 is the inaugural date of Occupy Fort Lauderdale, as protesters will gather outside the Broward Main Public Library at 6 p.m.”Let’s…

Casey Anthony Jailhouse Video Released, and It’s a Letdown

The long-anticipated Casey Anthony jailhouse video — which was deemed too “inflammatory” to be released before her trial was over — has finally been released by the Orange County State Attorney’s Office.Now, this highly controversial tape shows Anthony hearing reports that the remains of her daughter, Caylee, had been found…

Manny Ramirez Formally Charged With Domestic Violence

The Broward State Attorney’s Office announced yesterday that Manny Ramirez — former World Series MVP and MLB drug-test failure extraordinaire — has been formally charged with domestic violence in the alleged September smacking of his wife.According to the Broward Sheriff’s Office, Ramirez’s wife called the cops around 4:30 p.m. on…

Broward County Commission Drops the Bong-Hammer on Youngsters

Thanks to the Broward County Commission, youngsters under the age of 18 now have to get permission from Mom or Dad to buy a “smoking device.”All hope is not lost for the young potheads of Broward — the commission didn’t ban kids from buying apples.The ordinance, sponsored by Commissioner Kristin…

Manuel Valle Execution: Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

Manuel Valle was executed by the State of Florida at 7:14 p.m. Wednesday after the many appeals filed on his behalf were denied.Just before the execution was scheduled to take place at 4 p.m., the U.S. Supreme Court delayed it to briefly take a look at the case.A stay of…

Florida: Today Is the Last Day to Legally Have Sex With Animals

Attention, Florida: Today is the last day to legally buck a bronco, hump a horse, grope a goat, or perform any other activities related to barnyard bangin’.Senate Bill 344, which bans “sexual contact” and “sexual conduct” with animals, goes into effect on Saturday.Unfortunately for animal sexers, several people have faced…

Florida Panthers Draftee Rocco Grimaldi Not a Big Fan of Boobies

Rocco Grimaldi, drafted 33rd in this year’s NHL draft by the Florida Panthers, loves Jesus — there’s no doubt about that.As far as boobies go, Grimaldi would prefer the ladies keep those bad boys covered up. And he’s expressing his grievances on Twitter.Whereas Florida Marlins outfielder Logan Morrison uses Twitter…

Scott Rothstein Computer Nerds Sentenced to 37 Months in Prison

Curtis Renie and William Corte, the information technology workers for Ponzi scheme mastermind Scott Rothstein’s law firm, were each sentenced to 37 months in prison yesterday.Renie and Corte, both 38 years old, pleaded guilty in June to a single count each of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and are the…

Manuel Valle Executed After Stay Denied by U.S. Supreme Court

South Florida cop killer Manuel Valle was executed by lethal injection inside the Florida State Prison at 7:14 p.m. today.Valle came within minutes of dying earlier in the day, before the U.S. Supreme Court halted the lethal injection for several hours before issuing this decision denying a stay of execution.The…

Thanks, Miami Herald, but Manuel Valle Isn’t Dead Yet

UPDATE: Valle was declared dead at 7:14 p.m.No thanks to the Miami Herald, everyone thinks South Florida cop killer Manuel Valle is dead.He’s not — yet.Department of Corrections spokeswoman Jo Ellyn Rackleff told the Pulp at 5:06 p.m. that Valle’s execution was delayed pending approval of the U.S. Supreme Court.The…