Longboards Grand Opening to Feature the Surfaris and Jacuzzi Boys

West Palm Beach’s Clematis Street is about to get a fresh wave of surf culture, courtesy of a new restaurant called Longboards. Located in the street’s 500 block in the space previously occupied by Ray’s Downtown (Blues), the eatery is opening in grand fashion on Saturday, July 2.Just to play…

MP3: Harvey and the Buckets’ “Downtown Trains”

When it comes to improving the public transportation system in South Florida, every little bit counts. Kudos to Fort Lauderdale alt-country act Harvey and the Buckets for getting into the mindset for “Downtown Trains” — which probably isn’t about the Tri-Rail system, but still. How much heartbreak can you really…

RIP, Anal Cunt Founder Seth Putnam

One of the roughest, rawest musicians of our time, Seth Putnam, has passed. The 43-year-old instigator of the visceral grindcore act Anal Cunt died of a heart attack on Saturday.Outside of those who regularly imbibe in music that throttles listeners to the brink of complete exhaustion and frustration, Anal Cunt…

Clarence Clemons Suffers Stroke, Responsive After Surgery

Update: R.I.P. Clarence Clemons (1942-2011)Saxophonist Clarence Clemons, a longtime member of Bruce Springsteen’s E Street Band and a recent Lady Gaga collaborator, has suffered a stroke. According to Roger Friedman’s Showbiz 411, Clemons is at his home in the Singer Island section of Riviera Beach.”I am told that members of…

Fat Joe Loses 88 Pounds, Renders Nickname Pointless

Fat Joe, best-known for the song “Lean Back,” is looking like he’s been dining on Lean Cuisine of late. The rapper’s fresh physique came into the public’s consciousness earlier this week when he premiered the “Drop a Body” video looking like the body of an 88-pound weakling had been shed…

Recess Music Festival Postponed?

Following a series of unfortunate events yesterday, for which we are truly sorry, the Recess Music Festival will not take place this evening at Xtreme Indoor Karting in Fort Lauderdale.Based upon the information gleaned from organizers and a Facebook invite, New Times attempted to promote the event featuring people listening…

Joel McHale’s Top Five (Musical) Hits

In reality, Joel McHale is an actor-comedian who spends much of his life poking fun at the career of Ryan Seacrest — while actually taking on as many projects as the diminutive American Idol host across different media platforms himself. In between razzing Jersey Shore, Kim Kardashian, and more obsure…

Recess Music Festival in Trouble After Being Called a Rave UPDATED

The Recess Music Festival has been axed is in danger of being axed by its host venue, Fort Lauderdale’s Xtreme Indoor Karting, only a day before its scheduled launch. Update: Or has it just been postponed? Everything seemed to be in order for the eight-hour “Electronic Music Festival” featuring four…

Photo: Rock of Ages Extras at Revolution, Identify Yourselves!

We’ve already spent a good amount of time discussing the stars descending upon South Florida for the local filming of Rock of Ages at the downtown Fort Lauderdale rock club Revolution. A handful of quality shots of the cast like this one of Russell Brand and Alec Baldwin (courtesy of…

Flo Rida Arrested For DUI on Miami Beach

The club might not be able to handle Flo Rida, but he can’t handle the roads of South Beach. According to Riptide, the rapper is spending some time in Dade County jail today following an early morning DUI arrest on South Beach, police says.Aside from what will probably be a…

Def Leppard’s Rock Has Aged Markedly Well

English hard-rock act Def Leppard has turned out to be equally durable and prophetic. “It’s better to burn out than to fade away” was all fine and good for a 6-year-old band to proclaim on “Rock of Ages,” but nearly three decades have since passed. At the time, lead guitarist…

In Print: Def Leppard, R.I.P. Michael Elwood Gochenour, Katy Perry, & More

In the latest New Times Broward-Palm Beach print music section: Def Leppard’s Phil Collen was game to answer questions about strippers, his marriage, his lullaby CD, and a few things actually related to his band’s upcoming tour with Heart. Read our conversation here.Very unfortunate, sad news regarding Elwood’s Dixie BBQ…

Stephen Malkmus’ New Song NOT About Anthony Weiner

It was already apparent that alt rock hero Steven Malkmus was going to get bloggers’ fingers waggling when he decided to team with Beck Hansen for a new solo album, Mirror Traffic. But, the timing of “Senator,” the first MP3 from the collection, is wildly appropriate given the recent Twitter-gressions…

Seven Mary Three to Headline Rock N’ Roll Beer-B-Que July 3

There will be beer! There will be barbecue! There will be Southern-fried rock!New Times has teamed up with Seminole Paradise Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood to present the inaugural Rock N’ Roll Beer-B-Que on July 3.The first band confirmed for the all-you-can-eat, all-you-can-drink event is Virginia roots rockers…

Gavin Rossdale’s Chooses Burn Notice Over Bush — For Now

Gavin Rossdale’s stony gaze is heading back to television for a villainous run on Miami-based Burn Notice’s fifth season, which begins June 23. Admittedly the first thing that came to mind was Michael Weston’s sidekick Sam (Bruce Campbell) doing a lounge cover of “Everything Zen” in the style of his…

MP3: Andre 3000 Crashes Beyonce’s “Party”

Well, well. Sasha Fierce, aka Beyonce’s “more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side,” is up in the building on “Party.” With OutKast’s notoriously hermetic Andre 3000 providing a guest verse, this is going to gangbusters, right? Right?! Actually, this mid-tempo banger loaded with mid-’80s synth and a creeping Slick Rick…

Poll: Holy Ship! Lineup Needs Another Headliner, Who?

Those among us with a penchant for high seas partying and hard-hitting bleeps and thuds had to be invigorated by the Holy Ship! initial lineup offering last week. On January 6, 2012, Port Everglades will be overflowing with 2,500 cruisers eager to experience a weekend getaway to a private island…

Sean Kingston is Walking Again

Sean Kingston’s camp released heart-warming news today. The “Fire Burning” singer is back on his feet today, according to his rep. This comes following the scary reports of Kingston’s Jet-Skiing accident over Memorial Day weekend near Palm Island. Following a daring boat rescue by a Coast Guard member and a…