What a Difference a Month Makes in Charlie Crist Soundbites

That’s from March 28, folks. My favorite part comes around the 50-second mark when Crist says he’ll support the winner of the August 24 Republican primary, which is now very clearly going to be Marco Rubio, Crist’s opponent in the general election. Can this Senate campaign last forever please?…

Gun in Death of 13-Year-Old Belonged to Homeowner

New details were just released by Hollywood Police in the shooting death Wednesday afternoon of 13-year-old Daniel Torres. The department is reporting that the gun in question belonged to the homeowner, presumably a parent of the 14-year-old friend who police say pulled the trigger.Investigators have not released the name of…

Lauderdale Lakes Man Killed After Teen Driver Runs Red

Taj Michael Harris, a 28-year-old man from Lauderdale Lakes, was struck and killed Wednesday afternoon by an Infiniti that ran a red light at the intersection of Rock Island Road and Forest Boulevard in North Lauderdale.The driver of the Infiniti has been identified as Markita Bynes, an 18-year-old from Margate…

Arrival of Police Gives Pothead the Munchies

Note to Fort Lauderdale native Samuel Collins: When trying to destroy the evidence of your marijuana habit, best to take the pot out of the baggie before devouring it with your double cheeseburger. From the St. Pete Times:When a Pasco sheriff’s deputy approached the window of Samuel Collins’ Honda Del…

Allen West Tweets His Love for Arizona Immigration Bill

In a Tweet that’s sure to endear him to the 22nd Congressional District’s roughly 11 percent Latino population, Allen West gave an enthusiastic endorsement of Arizona’s ultra-controversial, totally unconstitutional and pretty-much-racist immigration bill.The bill, whose fate now rests with the Arizona governor, would allow law enforcement officers to arrest people…

In the People’s Republic of Hallandale Beach, Juice Is Banned

If you’re reading this right now from a computer in Hallandale Beach, watch your ass. The mayor and city manager believe Juice’s political coverage is unpatriotic, maybe treasonous. But definitely “pornographic.” That’s the reason they’ve blocked this website from computers in City Hall.This report comes from Commissioner Keith London, that…

Boca Granny Out to Upstage Jay-Z

Just for the sake of comparison, that’s the video for “Empire State of Mind,” by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. (Around the two-minute mark, I think I heard him say he’d steal Dwyane Wade from our Miami Heat, the jerk.) Now let’s let a local grandmother take a crack. Here’s Hindy…

Sun-Sentinel Tries for Middle Ground in Tea Party Coverage

Trying to reason with the tea party is an exercise in futility, but that didn’t stop outgoing Sun-Sentinel editor Earl Maucker from making it the subject of his Sunday column, the point of which is… (I’m struggling here)… to show how hard it is to please readers? Writes Maucker:Every day…

Soccer Star From Boca Ousted From Match Following Headbutt

UPDATE: Youtube’s taken down the video above, and we couldn’t immediately find a new one. When we locate it, we’ll update this post. Jozy Altidore, the Boca-born son of Haitian parents, is one of America’s best soccer players, but an ugly scene during an English Premier League match on Saturday…