Dear Despot, Please Tell Us What You’ve Done With Dad

Today marks the three-year anniversary of the day that Robert “Bob” Levinson of Coral Springs disappeared from Kish Island, off the coast of Iran. A former FBI agent, Levinson was a private investigator following a tip about a cigarette smuggling case.Despite negotiations by American diplomats and impassioned pleas by Levinson’s…

For Allen West, “War Hero” Is in Eye of the Beholder

Judging by the avalanche of campaign contributions and the enthusiastic backing of the national GOP, Allen West is no longer a prohibitive underdog in the campaign for the 22nd Congressional District that spans coastal Broward and Palm Beach.This means that as the race gets closer to the finish line, West…

Crist on Fox News: Rubio Charged a “Back Wax” to Republican Party

Signs of desperation in Charlie Crist’s camp. That’s an appearance yesterday on Greta Van Susteren’s Fox News show. Around the two-minute mark, you can hear Crist muse about whether Rubio’s famously expensive haircut, charged to a Republican Party credit card, was in fact a “back wax.” Full transcript of the…

Delray Millionaire Gets Ten Years in Prison for Securities Fraud

Charles McCall’s South Florida retirement plans will take a ten-year hiatus now that former pharmaceutical executive has been convicted of securities fraud by a San Francisco court and sentenced to federal prison.A former chairman of McKesson, the nation’s largest distributor of prescription drugs, which is based in San Francisco, the…

Is Paper Caper a New FAU Hazing Ritual?

Florida Atlantic University police have hauled in a freshman fraternity member who they say is responsible for stealing roughly 900 copies of the University Press, then dumping them as a way to suppress the paper’s critical coverage of hazing.Nicholas Cady-Jantzen is that freshman’s name. He belongs to Pi Kappa Alpha…

More Trouble for Deerfield Beach Vice Mayor and Friends

Gloria Battle, an ally of Deerfield Beach Vice Mayor Sylvia Poitier, may have committed a crime by voting to authorize more than $12,000 in funding to the Haitian American Consortium, a nonprofit corporation for which she is the secretary.Based on a post by city activist Chaz Stevens on his blog,…

Juiced: The Week in One Gulp

In case you missed it, here’s a rundown of the action on Juice this past week: We answered a riddle posed by AG candidate Dave Aronberg, who claimed that there were more pain clinics than McDonald’s restaurants in Broward County.A leading opponent of the homeless shelter at Westgate Tabernacle in…

Judge Porter Photo With Public Defender Only Looks Like an Endorsement

As the Broward judicial races heat up, candidates are looking to seize upon every possible advantage. So it seemed a suspicious bit serendipity last week when Lisa Porter, the Broward Circuit Court judge running for reelection, appeared in a photograph with Broward Public Defender Howard Finkelstein on the legal community’s…

Muslim Group Happy to Host Protesters

Muhammed Malik really knows how to spoil the fun of an anti-terrorism rally. The executive director of South Florida’s Council on American-Islamic Relations is actually glad that Joe Kaufman’s Americans Against Hate will be demonstrating outside the Broward County Convention Center tomorrow during CAIR’s fundraiser.”I don’t know whether to thank…

With a Straight Face, Fox News Asks Rubio if He’ll Run for President

Now there’s an interview with a strange arc. The CliffsNotes version:Fox News: Marco Rubio, you’re all about fiscal discipline, but what’s this about you charging personal expenses to the Republican Party’s credit card?Rubio: That’s absolutely not true, pretty much. Let’s talk about something else.Fox News: OK, will you please be…

Activist Targets Hollywood Wildlife Sanctuary for Mistreating Tiger

Here’s video posted yesterday of maggot-encrusted meat that, according to the activist who made the tape, is the last meal Shashawana the white tiger had at the Vanishing Species wildlife sanctuary in Hollywood — a lapse of some five days.According to the video’s description, the Vanishing Species owners were recently…

We Got Issues: New Times in Print

The enigmatic Heath Miller is the subject of this week’s New Times feature story. Lisa Rab tells of the popular band teacher at H.L. Watkins Middle School in Palm Beach Gardens who has a happy trigger finger and a habit of getting uncomfortably close to his students and fellow teachers.Before…