Slutty Computer Avatars Not Fooled by Crist

On the World Wide Web, even tea party activists can be hot. But they still ain’t buyin’ what Charlie Crist is sellin’. The video above was made last week and was to be furnished to “millions” of potential voters. I was the third to watch it. Maybe traffic will pick…

Methodical Police Work Leads to Capture of Drug Store Cowboys

This was a straightforward criminal plot: The bad guys wanted drugs. A pain clinic wall blocked their access to said drugs. So they destroyed that wall. (1) Smash; (2) Grab. Almost elegant in its simplicity. And the score was huge: some 56,000 pills of hydrocodone, oxycodone, and other prescription-strength painkillers…

[Updated] What Can a Museum Teach Children About Farts?

A question for the taxpayers in South Broward: How many of your tax dollars would you care to invest in a museum exhibit that will help your child get a firmer grasp of boogers, belches, and farts?”Not much,” replies every parent. “My kid’s already an expert on all three.” Well,…

A Sneak Peek at the Candidates for Broward Health Board

The list of candidates for the Broward Health board is full of attorneys, contractors, politicians and health-care business owners. They are vying for at least one open seat — the one formerly belonging to Maureen Jaeger, who left this fall to join George Lemieux’s U.S. Senate staff. Commissioner Rebecca Stoll’s…

Bank Robber From Mobbed-Up Family Was Hiding Out in Hallandale

George Ludwigsen will soon be sentenced for breaking into safety deposit boxes in Mississippi with a saw — and that’s not nearly the most exciting criminal caper the 40-year-old Hallandale Beach resident has to his credit. Earlier in the decade, Ludwigsen and his more famous younger brother, Chris Paciello, partied…

New Blood at Broward Health Board?

A source at Broward Health tells us that the public hospital district CEO Frank Nask is walking with a skip in his step today, reportedly because he learned that Gov. Charlie Crist is close to appointing two new commissioners to the board.There is one unfilled seat on the board –…

Bullsh*t Inc? West Palm Firm Pursuing Monopoly on the Truth

Back in the 1990s, there was a fad for “voice stress analysis” as a way of detecting lies and solving mysterious crimes. The technology was supposed to be superior to the traditional polygraph, and a West Palm Beach company was at the vanguard of the trend: the National Institute for…

Teens Arrested for String of Armed Burglaries

A group of four Boynton Beach adolescents, ranging from age 14 to 17, are behind at least six cases of armed robbery, according to Boynton Beach Police who apprehended the four today and are investigating whether the teens committed even more robberies.Their names: Gary Finklea, 17; Tydarius Williams, 15; Decarius…

Scamster Strikes in Tamarac

On January 14, Barbara Patrick of Beechfern Circle in Tamarac heard a knock. She opened the door to see a polite, well-dressed stranger — he looked like the guy in the drawing on the right. We’ll let the BSO release take it from here.The tall, slender visitor told her he…

We Got Issues: New Times in Print

You know all about Dalia Dippolito, but after you read this week’s New Times feature by Lisa Rab, you’ll wonder whether the trophy wife can make an argument at trial for justifiable (attempted) homicide. Because he husband Michael Dippolito was some kinda sleazy. The guy may not have deserved to…

Wasserman Schultz: Let’s Not Panic About Health Care Reform

This week’s Republican upset in the Massachusetts Senate race cost Democrats their filibuster-proof majority and dealt a powerful blow to the party’s hopes for health care reform. This afternoon I asked West Broward Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz whether it’s triggered any panic in the House Democratic caucus. “I would not…