Pippen Midget Video — Found!

Thanks to Richard, the friend of Juice who located the video that is the basis for the Scottie Pippen statement below, about whether he’s a midge maimer. This appears to be footage of the scene in which Pippen — who didn’t know what he’d signed up for — was ambushed…

Scottie Pippen Clarifies Role in Midget Melee

Before you start accusing basketball great (and Fort Lauderdale retiree) Scottie Pippen of being an abuser of midgets, you should hear him out. What? You never suspected him of beating midgets? Well, he did, but he was performing in a film he thought would be called A Tribute to Big…

Dolphins’ Celebrity Owners Will Sell You a Roof Now

A cast of celebrities who are now minority owners in our Miami Dolphins aren’t ready to let Land Shark Stadium lose its cachet as a Super Bowl destination. Yesterday, team management made a pitch to the South Florida media in hopes of convincing local governments to subsidize $250 million in…

We Got Issues: New Times in Print

Based on Tim Elfrink’s feature story in this week’s issue of New Times, it’s evident that Chinese drywall is anepic American disaster. He explains how greed and recklessness tripped a row of dominoes : from the Chinese manufacturers to the home builders to the developers, and finally the politicians. The…

Prison for Whistleblower; Probation for $6 Million Tax Cheater

The 60 Minutes segment was called “A Crack in the Vault.” That “vault” contained all the billions and billions that wealthy Americans stowed in Swiss bank accounts, with the assistance of UBS, in order to cheat on taxes. And the person who cracked the vault was Bradley Birkenfeld, who gave…

If You Have a Mustang Cobra and You Live in Pompano Beach…

… then either your Cobra’s already been swiped or this pack of thieves is working on it. From the press release:It’s unclear why the thieves are choosing the souped-up Mustangs and how they located four of them in the same upscale neighborhood in southeast Pompano Beach. Some of the four…

[UPDATED] Bomb Threat at Winn-Dixie in Boynton

A news release that sounds like the opening scene from a movie inspired by a Marvel Comics series, from Boynton Beach Police:Police have responded to a bomb threat at Winn Dixie at 1620 S. Federal Highway. A man called the store to say he was going to blow up the…