Two Latest Animal-Related Problems = One Perfect Solution

Black bears are invading the suburbs. And the Broward Sheriff’s Office Broward County parks officials are trying to find places for the five horses they just laid off. Fate can’t make it much more obvious than this: Black bear horseracing must happen in South Florida.I know this probably isn’t legal,…

A High Schooler’s Guide to Broward County Commission Politics

I know that sometimes the politics behind Broward County Commission decisions can seem complex, but trust me: Anyone who has been to high school can understand the social dynamics at work on the county’s legislative body.The commissioners may be twice as old as high schoolers, but they have teenaged insecurities…

Is Beach Heat: Miami Merely Skinimax? Or Truly Porn?

The Miami: Beach Heat formula calls for flimsy bathing suits and an even flimsier plot.​It’s called Miami: Beach Heat. And if you’re horny as a bitch in heat, this show’s for you. The Showtime series, which is filmed in a Fort Lauderdale studio, might even cross that ever-so-subtle line from…

Will Chris Chiari, Chip LaMarca Split the Vote Against Ken Keechl?

Tuesday’s election returns proved that there’s strong anti-incumbent sentiment toward the Broward County Commission, especially as regards the leader of the scandal-plagued dais, Mayor Ken Keechl, whose opponent barely spent a dime yet still managed to get 35 percent of the vote.But Keechl may be fortunate in that he faces…

Allen West Beats Out Bee-Crapping Dog for Dubious Cable TV Honor

​Producers for liberal MSNBC pontificator Keith Olbermann have been following our extreme conservative candidate for Congress, Allen West, since April when the host devoted his “Special Comment” segment to the campaign comments where West encouraged supporters to make incumbent Ron Klein “scared to come out of his house.”But West has…

Election or Not, These Campaign Operatives Have Hit the Jackpot

Take a bow Jack Shifrel. No matter what happens in tomorrow’s election, you’ve already made over $15,000 across eight county and state judicial races. Of course, Shifrel won’t be keeping all of that loot. Some of it surely goes to the condo commandos who make sure that a candidate’s name…

Allen West Campaign Speech: Noun, Verb, Nazi Germany

A polarizing Republican candidate, annoyed by the presence at a campaign rally of a videographer hired by his opposition, uses a metaphor that suggests a profound cultural insensitivity. Sound familiar?In 2006, during a vicious senatorial campaign in Virginia, Sen. George Allen jeered a videographer for his opponent’s campaign, calling him…

Photos, Video of Man Suspected of Murdering Dave Montney

The Broward Sheriff’s Office has just released a photograph of the man suspected of a role in the August 13 murder of Dave Montney in Pompano Beach.I’ve uploaded the surveillance video. Check it out after the jump. Here’s an excerpt from the BSO release:The lifeless body of the 59-year-old victim…

Allen West Does Not Want the Word Coexist on His Bumper

Before you liberal pranksters get any ideas, let’s make one thing clear: It’s a dirty rotten trick to put a bumper sticker that says Coexist on a vehicle driven by Allen West or on the vehicle of any Allen West supporter. West has said, specifically, that this bumper sticker “absolutely…