Who Is Stealing Palm Beach County’s Lawnmowers?

All this worrying about serial cat killers and serial horse killers has led us to overlook the very serial nature of how lawn-care equipment has been vanishing from North Palm Beach County.The latest one occurred before dawn broke, between 4:40 and 5 this morning at the Lake Worth Public Works…

Meek Lambastes Crist for LeMieux Appointment; Rubio, When Will You Tweet?

Congressman Kendrick Meek, the leading Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate just released a statement about Charlie Crist’s announcement that he was appointing former chief of staff George LeMieux to the Senate seat vacated by Mel Martinez.From the moment Senator Martinez announced his retirement, Governor Crist placed his ambitions over Florida’s…

Robbery at Fort Lauderdale Bank of America; Suspect Arrested

The Fort Lauderdale Police Department just issued a news release saying that someone tried to rob the Bank of America at 3030 Davie Boulevard, near with intersection with SW 31st Ave.That’s the bank pictured above, as seen from SW 31st. Police spokesman Sgt. Frank Sousa says that a suspect is…

LeMieux’s Appointment a Milestone for Broward

As far as I can tell — and I’m going by this list, the most immediate one available — there has never been a U.S. Senator from Broward County. So what does it say about this county’s history of incestuous, corrupt politics that the breakthrough would finally come not through…

Shameless: Crist Taps LeMieux for Senate

It seemed too nakedly cynical to be possible — and yet it just happened. Pass the smelling salts.We warned Charlie Crist this could be his Harriet Miers moment. He didn’t listen — to us or to the people in his campaign who must have had the same anxieties. If Crist…

Stings So Good! But How Will We Con Criminals Next Time?

Operation Show Me the Money was a big hit for the Fort Lauderdale Police, who invited people with outstanding warrants to collect stimulus checks only to be arrested. In this fashion, they corralled 76 bad guys. Not bad, but cops can’t rely on stimulus checks every year, so we’ll need…

In Boca, Even the Book Publishers Are Fraud Suspects

Robert Fletcher, a literary agent and publisher said to be based in Boca Raton, has been named as a scammer by a group called Writer Beware, which protects authors against being cheated in the publishing industry. Publishers Weekly is reporting that Fletcher, who sued Writer Beware for defamation in 2008,…

Will Marlins Hat Capsize an Industry?

Who to blame for the sudden crisis that has gripped the baseball hat industry, whose condition is mourned in the New York Times? Could it be the performance enhancing drugs that have cut a wide swath through All-Star Game rosters, ruining the game’s glamor? Could it be this popular website,…

Abducted Woman Killed in Hollywood

Dominique Duval, the 23-year-old woman from Lauderhill who was allegedly abducted in Fort Lauderdale yesterday evening, was found shot late last night. She later died of a gunshot wound to the neck. From the release by Hollywood PD: On Wednesday, August 26, 2009, at approximately 11:20 p.m., detectives from Hollywood’s…

Palm Beach County Adolescence Inspires Supermodel’s New Cause

Christy Turlington turned 40 this year, and despite having spent a good portion of those years jet-setting to exotic locations, strutting down runways, and hanging with friends like Bono, the memories that have recently taken hold of her were formed 30 years ago in Palm Beach County, the last place…

Armed Man in Rusty Mercedes Sought by Police

Fort Lauderdale Police are looking for the rusty Mercedes that 25-year-old Antoine Joseph allegedly used to kidnap an ex-girlfriend, Dominique Duval, 23, last night in north Fort Lauderdale. From Sgt. Frank Sousa’s news release: Preliminary investigation has revealed that the victim was leaving her place of employment when her ex-boyfriend,…

Zoophiles Forum Invites Inquisitive Visitors

The sidewalks of Broward and Palm Beach County are a little bit less explicit now that the New Times cover story about zoophiles I wrote for last week’s issue is to be replaced by this week’s issue. But before we leave that subject, which generated robust debate on this blog,…

Hollywood Drug Maker Scorned Nationally, Advertising Locally

A month after a national magazine named Resveratrol Ultra among the drug supplements that profit from what appear to be misleading advertisements and in the week following its being mentioned in a similar context in the New York Times and then sued by Oprah Winfrey, that same controversial product is…