Michelle C Makes Us Naughty Tipples (Video)

Clean Plate Charlie would now like to ask all the kiddies to leave the room because it’s time to learn to make some naughty tipples with a sexy Santa as your bartendress. Michelle C’s YouTube channel is filled with helpful cock-tail recipes. As she helpfully demonstrates these delicious drinks, it’s…

Will Ferrell Is The New Old Milwaukee Beer Spokesperson (Video)

We love Will Ferrell. Not only is he funny, but he’s a marathon runner, an internet genius (check out funnyordie.com), and a pro-bono beer lover.According to AdWeek, Ferrell approached Daren Metropoulos, co-owner of Pabst Brewing. Metropoulos told AdWeek, “Will Ferrell approached Old Milwaukee about creating ads because he’s a big…

It Ain’t Shake Shack

A wide purple straw punctuates this indulgently sweet drink. It’s not green tea flavored, but the avocado special. And special it is, resembling a blend of avocado and McDonald’s once a year shamrock shake. Those aren’t chihuahua pellets lining the bottom of the cup. They’re tapioca bubbles, of course. Once…

What’s New for the Holidays? Some Drink Links

​Get Crafty: Craft booze is booming, according to Good Magazine, as a result of the recession: “The Second Great Depression has been just as effective as the first at driving Americans into the soothing arms of a strong drink. Only this time around, our options for getting tanked are a…

Celebrate Your Right to Drink on Repeal Day

Today is the 78th anniversary of the end of Prohibition, that dark era from January 1919 to December 5, 1933 when teetotalers banned the sale of booze via the Eighteenth Amendment. The law was created in an effort to end drunkenness, mental illness, crime, and poverty, lobbied for by folks…

Trend Alert: Beer Blends

​​When I spent a semester in England for grad school, I found myself craving a Black and Tan at my local. I placed an order with the old man bartender, who poured me two full pints –one of Guinness and a second of New Castle. “Do it yourself,” he said…

Hanson to Make Beer? Ten Other Celebrity Booze Endorsements

Remember the Hanson song “MMMbop”? Sure, it was stupid, and you weren’t sure whether the kids singing it were pretty girls or extremely pretty boys, but it sure was catchy.Unfortunately puberty kicked in, and the Hanson boys (yes, they were boys) disappeared.  Well, they’re back. And, apparently making beer. According…

Cocktails Blow Up in Slo Mo (Video)

If you’ve been complaining that your cocktail didn’t pack enough power for you, then you’re going to want to reach for one of these explosive libations.Filmmaker Ty Migota shot cocktails exploding at 5,000 frames per second. Martinis got 8,900 frames per second as part of the opening sequence for the…

The Wine Dive to Open on Clematis

Clematis Street is expanding again, this time with a much-welcomed addition of a full-service wine bar and restaurant.The Wine Dive is set to open on Clematis Street just in time for Christmas shoppers to take a break for a little liquid courage before heading back to the shops for one…

Paula Deen & Sandra Lee: A Turdrunken Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is fast approaching and if you haven’t made plans, take a page from the Food Network cookbook’s two booziest ladies and have a good old fashioned Southern Thanksgiving – complete with lots of booze and an easy to make turducken. After a meal of turducken washed down with a…

New Times Beerfest: What Did You Think?

A few hours after nursing our hangovers, we’re just now venturing out to watch football, grab grease, and maybe go see some music after last night’s bender. Some favorite beers from the fest were the Brooklyn Saison and the Shipyard Blue Fin Stout, a write-in candidate that won me over…

New Times Beerfest, Round Four: The Browns

We’re a day away from New Times Beerfest, tomorrow from 7 to 11 p.m. in Esplanade Park, with a portion of the proceeds to benefit the Humane Society of Broward County. Sister Hazel provides tunes and Moe’s Southwest Grill as well as JC Wahoo’s join a slew of local restaurants…

SAIA on Fort Lauderdale Beach Does Happy Hour South Beach-Style

Situated steps away from the sand, SAIA at the B Ocean Hotel is the sophisticated sushi spot you’ve probably never been to. Opened less than a year ago, it’s taken some time to convince Fort Lauderdale’s socialites that the old Holiday Inn building has been redesigned with a sushi restaurant…