Miami’s BAR Closes Early; Sunday’s Jacuzzi Boys Show Axed

Earlier this month, Miami residents and BroCo folks who dabble in Magic City socializing were hit with the equivalent of a cultural 16-ton safe. The SEO-unoptimized BAR, AKA Black Bar, located at 28 NE 14th St., just a few doorways down from the Vagabond, announced that it would be shuttering…

Sing Your Way to Jamaica at Whiskey Tango Tonight

Free stuff is just falling out of the sky today. Hollywood megabar — and winner of the 2011 Readers’ Poll for Best Bar — Whiskey Tango and Big 105.9 are hosting the last qualifying edition of Reno’s Rockstar Karaoke tonight in preparation for next week’s finals. The winner gets a…

Win a Pair of Rock N’ Roll Beer-B-Que Tickets!

A weekend of celebrating what is great about our country is nearly upon us, and figuring heavily into that is the Rock N’ Roll Beer-B-Que event on Sunday. If the prospect of an endless supply of ribs and pulled pork and beer isn’t enough to march you right to the…

Psychedelic Furs at Culture Room 7/1

Ever since the Psychedelic Furs played Revolution with Happy Mondays back in 2009, the English postpunk favorites have seemingly made South Florida a regular tour stop. This Friday marks the band’s second show at Culture Room in the past two years, and it’s welcome indeed. The London-birthed band, led by…

Shabba Ranks at Revolution 7/2

The annual “Flashback Night” has revived classic Caribbean sounds in South Florida for the past five years. After a packed edition last year at Cafe Iguana Pines, the event returns this year even bigger and better, at Revolution in downtown Fort Lauderdale. The guest performer of honor, as well, is…

Seven Mary Three at the Rock N’ Roll Beer-B-Que 7/3

Sundays are fun days. Nobody cares if you get up in the p.m. hours, you probably have been absolved of all other responsibility, and we heard calories don’t count either. So luckily, this Sunday you can check out an event that graciously accommodates late risers and serious eaters: the New…

Mötley Career: The Ever-Lengthening Job Description of Nikki Sixx

Nikki Sixx is someone you might imagine not having his shit in perspective and under control, yet he totally does. Maybe you just know him as cofounder and bassist of Mötley Crüe, a metal god, a man of magically spiky hair, as someone who once frequented “Dr. Feelgood.” But Sixx…

Bruce Springsteen’s 1,658-Word Eulogy for Clarence Clemons

Last week, Bruce Springsteen and many others paid their respects to departed E Street Band saxophonist Clarence Clemons at a funeral service held at Royal Poinciana Chapel in Palm Beach. The Big Man passed away at age 69 a few days prior at his Singer Island home following complications from…

Billy Corgan Never Smashed a Pumpkin, but Pal Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Has

Billy Corgan cements his foot into the grave as yet another music legend succumbs to the growing number of aging musicians who make mockeries of their careers. Brace yourself, because your palm is about to smash into your face.A new video has surfaced featuring Billy “Leader of the Smashing Pumpkins”…

How to Fix Lady Gaga’s Tumblr

If you have a 9 to 5 job, you know Tumblr is where you go to get the most for your time-wasting buck. You just sit there and scroll down until you see a photo of cats with lasers or an animated .gif of Bill Cosby, just Cozzin’ around. We…

Diplo’s 13 Most Bangin’ Beats

In case the 2011 BET Awards was not on your Sunday viewing schedule, Mad Decent honcho Diplo deserves some shine off the Best Collaboration trophy for his part in writing/producing Chris Brown’s megahit “Look at Me Now” featuring Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne. The antigravity beat brought out career performances…

Addax Debuts Polaroid-Filled “Brightest Green” Video

Miami/Hollywood alternative rockers Addax have just unleashed an MTV Class of ’99-worthy music video. Let me be redundant by saying, since MTV barely plays videos anymore and I don’t have cable, I wouldn’t know what an MTV Class of ’09-11 video looks like. I guess the videos MTV plays are…

Nervo on Britney Spears’ Tour, Loving Salt-N-Pepa, and Being a Sister Act

​We can’t all be tall, blond, former models from Australia. But twin-sister DJ duo Nervo has proven itself to be much more than that. The two aren’t cheesy pop stars — they’re electronic DJs signed to EMI’s Astralwerks with collaborations with Steve Aoki and Deadmau5 under their admittedly small designer belts…

MP3: Surfer Blood Covers The Adventures of Pete & Pete Theme

Surfer Blood pays homage to one of the raddest cult TV shows of the mid-’90s with a giddy cover of Polaris’ “Hey Sandy.” The song, and much of Polaris’ material, is best-known through the portal of Nickelodeon’s 1993-1996 comedy series The Adventures of Pete & Pete, which hosted tons of…

MP3s and Q&A: Young Circles Gets Trippier on Forthcoming Full-Length

For a while there, it seemed impossible to track Young Circles’ movements through the band’s quick-succession name and lineup changes. As Stonefox, we drooled over the sometimes-trio, sometimes-quartet’s pared-down, fuzzed-out take on psychedelic garage-rock. They blew speakers and eventually broke hearts as they broke up, with half the band dispersing…

Blast From the Past: Against All Authority – S/T Seven-Inch

Against All Authority S/T (Far Out) myspace.com/againstallauthority Back in the mid-’90s, as the third wave of ska was cresting, local yokels Against All Authority, or just AAA, shot up quickly through the local scene. The band’s spin on the genre was one of improvised tropical anarchy, fueled by skate culture,…