American Idol Finale: A Hollywood Tragedy

Last night: Entertaining in the same way as an especially energetic Chris Botti concert. Probably the most boring American Idol episode of the season. Maybe ever. Maybe the most boring two hours in the history of television outside the HSN.It was Lauren Alaina and Scotty McCreery, each singing 1) their…

Night Watch: Rok:Brgr Burger Bar & Gastropub

Rok:Brgr Burger Bar & Gastropub 208 SW Second St., Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-525-7656, or visit here. Rok:Brgr is revitalizing the stretch of Himmarshee Village that’s home to otherwise boring boozeholes and tired dives. This gastropub vends excellence in the form of sundry beers, potions, bacon-flavored bourbon, and of course, the…

Five Beck Production Tips for Stephen Malkmus’ Mirror Traffic

All the way in the second sentence of the press release, Matador scion Gerard Cosloy divulges that the ’90s preeminent slacker heroes are together at last. Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks will enjoy the multi-faceted production touches of Beck Hansen on Mirror Traffic, S.M.’s fifth since he broke up the…

Backstage: Confessions of an Album Addict

Music vet and New Times scribe Lee Zimmerman shares stories of memorable rock ‘n’ roll encounters that took place in our local environs. This week: Lee’s abnormal addiction… My name is Lee, and I’m an album addict. It’s a habit that compels me to write every morning before work, every lunch…

Sumsun Joins Sleigh Bells Tour

West Palm Beach electro-ambient-dance purveyors Sumsun is picking up traction for its dream-house sounds. New Times learned recently that the two-piece — consisting of Judson Rogers and touring partner Edwin Jantunen — will join bombastic unit Sleigh Bells and atmospheric act Neon Indian for a stint on their North American…

County Grind Year One: Less Justin Bieber Than You Think

County Grind is 1 year old this week!OK, so technically Saturday, May 21, was the one-year anniversary of County Grind’s painful but necessary split from the Miami New Times’ Crossfade blog. We decided to wait and see if any sort of “rapture” would occur before assembling any link montages or…

Video: Universal Expansion’s Minimalist Bliss at Kismet Vintage

Universal Expansion, West Palm’s emergent gods of robotic rhythm, let loose on a fortunate few who stuck around into the evening at Kismet Vintage’s three-year anniversary celebration. Set up near the fitting booths and Western shirts in the rear of the Delray Beach clothing boutique, the quartet played three evolving…

Rick Scott’s New Platform: Dubstep

The title of this posting is nearly as misleading as the title of Team Jaguar’s new mixtape, Rick Scott Loves Dubstep. First of all, the Florida governor is less concerned about beats per minute than he is about bludgeoning public transportation money. Also, he didn’t even get Justin Bieber to…

Live: Crocodiles at Respectable Street, May 21

CrocodilesWith Band in Heaven, the Dewars, FeversRespectable Street, West Palm BeachSaturday, May 21, 2011Better than: Crocodiles’ live experience circa 2009.Click here to see a full slide show from the show.Although the term postpunk is abhorrent, it’s useful to capture the live feel of San Diego glam-garage rock outfit Crocodiles. Singer…

Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake on SNL Season Finale

With his “Dick in a Box” and “Motherlover” tendencies, Justin Timberlake can take heaps of credit for revitalizing Saturday Night Live with every lovin’ visit. Now that he’s an actor and all, that leaves a slot open for musical guest Lady Gaga. Still, with the advent of Hulu.com and wrap-ups…

Live: Deftones and Dillinger Escape Plan at Sunset Cove, May 22

​DeftonesWith Dillinger Escape PlanSunset Cove Amphitheatre, Boca Raton Sunday, May 22, 2011There are few towns in the tricounty area less metal than Boca Raton. So last night’s show there by Deftones, supported by the even more berserk Dillinger Escape Plan, was unlikely to say the least. The venue, Sunset Cove Amphitheater,…

Live: Jackson Browne at Broward Center, May 21

Jackson Browne Au-Rene Theater, Broward Center for the Performing Arts Saturday, May 21, 2011 Jackson Browne makes it look so easy. One could almost begrudge the fact that playing an acoustic concert that allows him to select songs on the fly is a really effortless way to earn a paycheck,…

Local Supergroup Universal Expansion at Kismet Vintage Sunday

A quick programming note for social types looking for Sunday evening activity: Delray Beach’s Kismet Recycled Vintage & Designer Clothing is hosting its third anniversary.Aside from the clothing addicts and vegan cupcake devotees that will consider this a must-attend, area fans of Guy Harvey, Lesson Lesson Lessen Relearn, Cop City/Chill…

Wrestler and Rapper “Macho Man” Randy Savage (1952-2011)

They just don’t make ’em like “Macho Man” Randy Savage anymore. The WWF legend flexed, strutted, and “Oooh Yeaaaah”-ed his way into public consciousness during the past three decades. In addition to his professional wrestling acumen, he was the perfect personality for action figures, videogames, and to provide a hearty…

Twenty-One Survival Songs for the Rapture

Make sure to hide your valuables, show loved ones how much you care, and get on good terms with the big guy upstairs. Didn’t you hear? Tomorrow, May 21, 2011, is “The Rapture.” That’s this Saturday. Apparently in layman’s terms, that means we’re all going to die, the world’s going…

Idol Eliminatin Recap: Goodbye, Haley. Hello, Boring!

That does it. Idol’s over. First, Casey Abrams, the least predictable, most entertaining contestant of the season — and the only one with the potential to make American Idol live up to its name, for once — was sent home in April. Then the astounding Jacob Lusk, who stood a…