Download: Two Hours of Astrea Corporation Outtakes

It is now high time to get caught up on the major and minor works of South Florida beat conductors Astrea Corporation. The duo of Mike and Carly Astrea (their earthling names are Michael Bachman and Carly Garrett) opened up their vault of demos and outtakes last week to unveil…

Live: Charlie Sheen at BankAtlantic Center, April 23

Charlie SheenBankAtlantic Center, Sunrise Saturday, April 23, 2011 Better than: Six weeks in rehab.Charlie Sheen and his band of merry delusions came to South Florida this weekend, leaving in his wake an aura of befuddlement and confusion. He played most of his hits (saying the words Warlock and tiger blood…

Video: The Shrubs’ “Zombie Chicks” Features Actual Zombies

Our good friends over at Livid Records, America’s fastest-growing and nicest indie record label, recently released a video for South Florida’s razor-sharp punks the Shrubs. Now, I’m a little bit confused. I thought the Shrubs were fucking dead, or at least that’s the name of the one EP they left…

Idol Elimination Recap: See You in the Supermarket, Stefano

Yesterday, I wrongly predicted that Scotty McCreery, Jacob Lusk, and Stefano Langone would find themselves in Idol’s bottom three last night. In fact, it was Lusk, Langone, and Haley Reinhart. But I correctly predicted Langone would be the one sent packing. I’m seldom so pleased to have been right.See ya,…

Video: WSVN Anchor’s “Soup Girl” Inspires Canned Laughs

Taking a page from the Ark Music Factory’s playbook for Rebecca Black, Fox WSVN-TV (Channel 7)’s Deco Drive host Louis Aguirre has crafted a truly horrible song and filmed an equally lame music video to accompany it. The heavily Auto-Tuned “Soup Girl” is awash in lyrical clunkers like “Time to…

Collide Factory Was Evicted After Rent Dispute

Just a week ago, Fort Lauderdale art and music space the Collide Factory shuttered its doors in FAT Village for good. Not a happy moment for local artists, and especially Collide Brand Partners’ Travis Webster.A bit of the Collide Factory’s downfall is detailed in Stefan Kamph’s cover story encircling FAT…

Steve Aoki Returns to Club Cinema May 11

The almost unfathomably popular club DJ Steve Aoki makes his way back to South Florida in May. Although he was last here as part of the Dancegiving Music Festival in late November, nothing could be quite as focused and massive as his last trip to Club Cinema in Pompano for…

Nick Eberhardt Unveils Can You Feel It at Propaganda Friday

In late March, we reported about the blitzkrieg recording exploits of able West Palm Beach musician Nick Eberhardt. The head of Black Key-ish group the Darklights (and Noble Rocket, previously) embarked on an ambitious solo recording mission with the help of Young Circles’ frontman Jordy Asher and waxed ten solid…

Download: The Waterford Landing’s In the Heart of Zombie City

Miami’s the Waterford Landing has just given music lovers an amazingly thoughtful gift. The band’s new double album, In the Heart of Zombie City, is up for free download now. Eventually, it will be a double 12-inch gatefold, and this album is too rich, too glorious, and too enthralling to…

Rise Against and Bad Religion at Sunset Cove Amphitheater 4/23

Though they’re separated by a couple of band generations, both Rise Against and Bad Religion share one very important trait: Though they’ve both enjoyed as much mainstream success as true punk bands could hope to enjoy, both acts have kept it real. Here’s a locally relevant case in point. Rise…

Black Veil Brides at Culture Room 4/23

What do you get when you cross Mötley Crüe hair, a Kiss-style penchant for theatrics, a sprinkling of vaguely goth aesthetic trappings, and relentless postmetalcore? Well, it would be something like the Black Veil Brides, a Cincinnati quintet that looks Sunset Strip but still sounds Warped Tour. This particular brand…

Dennis Lambert at Kaye Auditorium 4/22

South Florida may be home to numerous celebs and showbiz stars, but sometimes we overlook others who operated on the other side of the camera — or in the case of Dennis Lambert, the opposite end of the microphone. The Boca Raton resident has written some of the biggest hits…

30 Seconds to Mars at Sunset Cove Amphitheater 4/24

Here’s a fun fact: In December, Jared Leto will turn 40. For those of us who hear his name and still think first of pretty-boy Jordan Catalano, this is a bit of a mindfuck. Even more so, however, when you consider that 15 years after the cancellation of My So-Called…

Gucci Mane at Revolution 4/24

There’s far more to Atlanta rapper Gucci Mane than just the ice cream cone recently tattooed to his cheek. First of all, don’t neglect the lightning bolts coming out of that ink masterpiece. And, second of all, no one would care so much if the frequently incarcerated mixtape veteran (born…