Jay Leno to Replace Lewis Black Tomorrow Night

Lewis Black is that grumpy uncle we wish we had. We were really looking forward to complaining about Christmas and watching someone else vent all of their frustrations concerning the holidays and politics. We were planning on reciting I’m Dreaming of a Black Christmas in unison when Lewis Black came…

Five Implausible Things We’d Like to See at Artopia February 23

Artopia is guaranteed to be an explosive mix of art, music, food, drinks, and interesting people. Il Bacio in the heart of Delray Beach’s coolest drag, Atlantic Avenue, is a perfect fit for the event. This elaborate restaurant/bar knows how to party and how to make a spectacle. For a…

Blast From the Past: Blowfly – The Weird World of Blowfly

Blowfly The Weird World of Blowfly (Weird World Records) www.blowfly.com There’s not much we could say about the great Clarence Reid (A SOUTH FLORIDA FUCKING TREASURE) that hasn’t been said already by me or my peers. But taking a page out of his alter-ego’s playbook, I vow to spread my…

Teena Marie, Ivory Queen Of Soul, dies at 54

Known for her soulful voice and her prolific body of work, American R&B icon Teena Marie passed away yesterday. As a white singer in a predominantly black genre, she paved the way for many of today’s stars: Pink, Christina Aguilera, Mary J. Blige, and Faith Evans. Rick James produced her…

Concert Ticket Prices to Go Way Down in 2011

We’ve all been there: There are a dozen good concerts taking place in the same month, each with a hefty $50+ price tag, and you’re not balling enough to pay for all of them. Unless you’re a music writer that rarely gets to review shows for concert tickets, that turns…

Backstage: Seven Inspired Interviews From 2010

Music vet and New Times scribe Lee Zimmerman shares stories of memorable rock ‘n’ roll encounters that took place in our local environs. This week: Lee looks back on his most memorable musical conversations. One of the best perks about being a music journalist — aside from all the free music…

Four Grossly Misunderstood Christmas Lyrics

It’s Christmas Day, and our brains have been flooded with beautiful songs that bring a smile to our faces and confusion to our brain zones. We all sing along joyfully, because we know that the best way to spread holiday cheer is to sing loudly. But really, what the hell…

The Five Worst Holiday Albums of All Time

As Frank Sinatra and Mariah Carey’s holiday ouvres are hitting critical velocity, we got a little curious about all the holiday hits left by the wayside. Given how bad a lot of popular holiday music is (not to be a Grinch), it seems like the Christmas singles judged unlistenable would…

Ten Best Holiday Songs You Won’t Hear in Starbucks

So it’s that time of year again; tacky decorations abound, people in malls start to get that panicked look in their eyes, and every grocery store, gas station, and Starbucks blasts the same, tired old holiday songs (which is the most likely culprit for the season’s elevated suicide rates). Because…

Mp3: 5oh! Spreads the Holidubstep Spirit

The inescapability of holiday music is already starting to make me despise the (less) balmy winter months in SoFla. It’s become impossible to step foot within a Starbucks or Best Buy without hearing Harry Connick, Jr.’s rendition of “The Christmas Song” or “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.” And up…

We Still Need Goggles, R.I.P. Captain Beefheart

Wanna talk polarizing figures in the landscape of American music? You can have your say about any yahoo in the mainstream media for the last 50 years, but when you dig into the meat of things you’ll find a cast of outsiders who really paved the way musically. While Frank…

MP3: John Ralston Unveils “A Marigny Christmas”

Invisible Music’s John Ralston gets into the holiday spirit with the b-side off his new single “Jesus Christ” single,  “A Marigny Christmas,” which has all of the acoustic warmth of a solid-stone hearth — even if that isn’t all that necessary in sub-70 degree South Florida weather. With some lightly…

South Florida’s Ten Best Local Releases of 2010

The methodology for this list was simple: Any local recording that made a huge impact in 2010 would be considered. This included EPs, mixtapes, Mediafire .zip files, Bandcamp profiles, split cassettes, and ringtones. Music consumption in South Florida shouldn’t be confined by technicalities or “official release dates” — that would…

VersaEmerge’s Alt-Rock Crunch Coming to Revolution

Port St. Lucie/St. Petersburg pop-punk act VersaEmerge just released its first full-length album, Fixed at Zero, this summer. “I’m still young at heart and in my head — we all are,” singer Sierra Kusterbeck says of the self-reflecting album about going through so much at a young age. “Half the…