Just the Koufax, Ma’am

You love cheesy pop songs. Don’t even try to deny it, Mr. and Mrs. Hipster-Doofus. We all know you keep your Supertramp’s Greatest Hits hidden in the Guided By Voices case. You aren’t fooling anyone. Luckily for you, Koufax has made it hip to be square. When the band released…

Cello, It’s Me

Once upon a time, there were three cellos who needed three women to play them. Since the age of nine had the girls toiled to hold their fingers against the strings and gracefully stroke the bow across them, back and forth, just so. Nearly two decades later, the three women…

River of Sorrow

Rob Hutson, singer for Palm Beach County band Black River Circus, died July 19. He apparently suffered a seizure and drowned in a swimming pool. He was 28 years old. “Rob was one of my best friends,” says Ray Carbone, owner of Ray’s Downtown on Clematis Street in West Palm…

TGI Thursday

If we could, we’d stay right where we are now and live it forever,” Thursday singer Geoff Rickly enthuses over the phone from Billings, Montana. With Thursday’s 2001 breakthrough album, Full Collapse, still moving 5000 copies a week (with more than 130,000 sold at press time) and a current headlining…

Robert Plant

Every teenage male I know swears by Led Zep, which makes a certain kind of sense: Theirs was an immortal bombast, a melodic rumble far more riveting than what passes for nü-rawk these days; even loud, especially loud, it never lost its shape, which is far more than you can…

Quit Claim Deed

“Think back to what you missed,” commanded Quit on its landmark 1990 album, Earlier Thought. That order has haunted the Miami pop-punk trailblazers since the summer of 1993, when Quit singer/guitarist Addison Burns fell off a rooftop and pulverized his wrist, suspending for two years the career of one of…

Slipped Discs

Your Friends and Neighbors: It’s hard not to be put off by the substantial pomp emitting from Rise and Shine (TMG Records), the new album from Ed Hale and Transcendence, which arrives with a glossy and expensive sleeve and full-on promotional campaign befitting the next Bono. The Miami band (which…

Red Hot Chili Peppers

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are at their best when mining singer Anthony Kiedis’s turbulent past. “Under the Bridge” and “Scar Tissue” are the band’s most satisfying songs because there’s a sense of authenticity behind the aural memoir. And because the frat-boy faux funk the Peppers pioneered in the 1980s…

Weezer

There’s no question that Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo has become a better, deeper songwriter with each of his band’s four albums: Where he used to use shabby clothes as a clunky metaphor for congenial heartbreak, he now lets all his frayed edges hang out in chronicling his growing alienation from…

Pretty Girls Make Graves

Having come together in that infamously infamous Northwest city of killer needles, branded caffeine, illicit greens, spilling suds, carbonated punk, thriving anarchy, and irreverent, irrelevant, or dead rock heroes of yore, PGMG drops a debut stalked by assumptions and hype. Fed by interest in their hometown origins, their ex- or…

Ying Yang Twins

Hip-hop has always had a soft spot for outlandish, over-the-top antics. With that in mind, you kinda wonder why more artists don’t take aim at this big fat target. Atlanta’s Ying Yang Twins, on the other hand, have this part of the hip-hop universe in their laser sights, driving that…

Right Here, Right Now

Please don’t put your life in the hands of a rock ‘n’ roll band who’ll throw it all away.” Wise words. Noel Gallagher should know, since they’re his words (from “Don’t Look Back in Anger”). He’ll be the first to admit that there have been plenty of times in Oasis’s…

Diamonds Are Forever

For too many years, the amount of attention lavished upon David Lee Roth has steadily diminished. Amid accusations that he was spending too much time on his own material, among other sins, he deserted or was booted out of Van Halen around 1986 — different parties have different stories. But…

Doves

Close your eyes and you can picture the scene. Ominous piano thunder rolls as the musicians approach their instruments, dank amber silhouettes. Electronic sparkles signal the drums and ignite the rhythm. Bright white houselights pop and flood the room, synchronized with the guitar melody. “Words,” the opening track of The…

Summer Blizzard of Oz

For all his shuffling about on MTV’s ridiculously successful voyeuristic hit The Osbournes and for all his mumbled stammers of “What the… why does… I don’t… Shaaaaron!,” Ozzy Osbourne exhibits few traces of these frailties on-stage. Sure, he doesn’t leap about like he did in the salad days of Sabbath,…

Redemption Song

NINE MILE, ST. ANN’S PARISH, JAMAICA — It’s far easier to procure herbs, yard-style fried chicken, fried fish with okra, or a carved wooden walking stick than it is to find reggae music in Jamaica. You think it’d be filling the air like smoke. But instead, the hotel bar plays…

Jello Biafra

Jello Biafra’s scathing brand of political commentary won’t pass for comfort food in troubled times: Gooey, patriotic pabulum is best left to star-spangled yokels like Lee Greenwood or Alan Jackson. But the guy takes his anti-punditry as seriously as any free-speech proponent out there. He also has a knack for…

The Pixies

One of the less-constructive myths to come from our recent Age of Self-Esteem is that anyone anywhere can be a genius, given the appropriate care and feeding of his or her tender muse. Bullshit: As Pixies proves, genius is born like Athena, fully grown from the head of Zeus or,…

Various Artists

At just under an hour, The Osbourne Family Album manages to pay tribute to Ozzy while giving a boost to Jack and Kelly Osbourne’s burgeoning music-biz gigs (dour Dillusion, whom talent-scout Jack has been developing for Epic, appears here for that reason alone, and Kelly previews her forthcoming debut with…

Anarchy in the W.K.

Andrew W.K. is the Tiger Woods of rock’n’ roll. He has no interest in being a worldwide rock star, although that may be the inadvertent result after the release of his debut album, I Get Wet. When he talks about his plans for the album and himself, he speaks honestly…

Mofro Workin’

The last time these boys from Jacksonville were in the area, we interviewed their lead singer and told you all that if you are a fan of blues, country, funk, or any combination thereof, you must see them at the Bamboo Room. For those of you who didn’t listen, shame…

Bring Down the Jams

Deep in the uncharted wilderness of the Wild West (we like to call it Davie), in the midst of a cluttered office strewn with concert posters, a T-shirt autographed by Phish guitarist/singer Trey Anastasio, and practically the entire collection of Simpsons action figures, many of them still in their original…