Avoid Miami Herald‘s Pay Wall: Five Tips

The Miami Herald pay wall — euphemistically titled Miami Herald Plus+ — hit yesterday.It means you get 15 articles free a month on your computer and as many as 60 each month on a mobile app. For the newspaper, it is a way to fill the gap — as more…

Chester Tindall, Broward Schools’ Transportation Director, Resigns

Broward County schools’ transportation director, Chester Tindall, who had been accused of mismanaging his department and once said “I’m not going to go quietly,” is going quietly by resigning effective March 1. Tindall drew criticism from parents and bus drivers earlier this year when the Broward school bus system became…

Cops Arrest Woman With Meth Hidden in Her Vagina

Alyssa Ainsworth, and her boyfriend, Ronald Stidd, were pulled over by police on West Second Street and Naranja Road in Valusia County on Friday for driving with an expired tag. But upon further inspection, an expired tag was the least Ainsworth had going against her. She was also driving with…

Rush Limbaugh Says “Leftists” Using Newtown to Promote Anti-Gun Agenda

Didn’t take conservative blowfish blowhard Rush Limbaugh long to jump into the Newtown fray and open his mouth hole to say things about how the media, the Left, Democrats, and all other Pee-On-the-American-Flag-and-Use-the-Constitution-to-Wipe-Their-Dicks Freedom-Hating Groups to come out and try to take away guns because someone with easy access to…

Florida Panther Population Saved by Texas Pumas

Turns out that male Florida panthers think female Texas pumas are kinda hot, because the once-endangered cat’s population has been buoyed thanks to mating with those Texas felines.Back in 1995, eight female pumas were brought to Florida from Texas by wildlife officials, in hopes that mating with the native cats…

Rep. Dennis Baxley Favors Ending Ban on Guns in Schools

Florida Rep. Dennis Baxley has a fantastic solution to preventing another tragedy like the one suffered in Newtown, Connecticut, on Friday: All teachers and principals should carry guns in their schools. Baxley, who is also the state rep who helped sponsor an equally fantastic idea that became Florida’s “Stand Your…

Dead Sperm Whale Washes Up on Deerfield Beach UPDATED

A 40-foot sperm whale that died as it swam near the shore in Pompano Beach has washed ashore at the International Fishing Pier in Deerfield Beach. Deerfield Beach lifeguards roped the whale carcass so the animal can be allowed to slowly drift away from the fishing pier toward the shore,…

Dolphins Crush Jaguars 24-3, Still Not Going to the Playoffs

It’s always nice to walk away from watching a Dolphins game and not feel like you just fell down and punctured your scrotum with your car keys. Sunday’s game against the visiting Jacksonville Jaguars was such a day. Ryan Tannehill put together the best QB rating at 123.2, and completion…

Susan Bucher, Palm Beach Elections Chief: Champion of Civil Liberties

Friends in the Palm Beach Chapter of the ACLU recently asked us if we had any suggestions whom they might grace with its 2013 Harriette Glasner Freedom Award, “for a Palm Beach County resident whose life and work embodies the values and ideals of the Constitution and the ACLU.” When do we…

Sandy Hook Killings Should Mean Gun Control

For the record, the killing of 20 innocent school children in Connecticut was about the most horrible thing I have heard in years. The kids, of course, didn’t deserve it — and Florida needs to act. We are preparing to issue our 1 millionth concealed weapons permit next week. And…

Mario Chalmers Losing More Time to Norris Cole

Heat point guard Mario Chalmers is averaging 6.3 points and 3.9 assists per game so far this season. Backup point guard Norris Cole is averaging 4.9 points and 2.2 assists per contest. Not much difference in numbers, really. Yet Cole has consistently been eating into Chalmers’ minutes lately, particularly in…

West Palm Beach’s Pleasant City for Hipsters?

It sounds too good to be true, and it makes our utopian heart–what remains of it–sing. City officials in West Palm Beach are trying to foster a cool zone in the aging, historically minority neighborhood of Pleasant City. The embryo of the plan is an artist colony, Lot 23. The idea, officials say,…