According to Stuart Police, an elementary school janitor, Michael Scott Girard, 25, placed a smartphone behind a ceiling tile in the girl’s locker room. Scott worked for Pine School, which is a private school for kindergarten through sixth grade. According to the arrest report, two girls — ages 11 and…
A West Palm beach couple got into an argument about the husband’s failure to get his vehicle registered. Things quickly escalated. And by escalated, we mean the husband, one Joseph B. Duval, 37, attacked his wife with a pair of scissors…
Boynton Beach elected officials are calling for a top-to-bottom review of a police department that’s been fraught with attendance problems, squabbling, one cop that ran away to South America, angry emails, and alleged child porn. But Boynton Beach Police Chief Matthew Immler ain’t concerned about the department’s apparent dipping into…
“Fuck me open like a prayer book,” the poet declaimed, setting down his guitar to recite. It was Sunday evening on the grounds of an aging, pink/orange stucco home in a Lake Worth immigrant neighborhood, and the Monkeywrench Cafe — a one-time-only affair — was drawing to a close. The…
The Miami Dolphins took down the Bengals 17-13 yesterday, and for a change, Fins fans are able to wake up on a Monday morning and not have that feeling like someone swung a sledgehammer to their crotch. The Dolphins pretty much followed the five steps to victory we wrote about…
Broward health officials have now recorded 34 cases of whooping cough this year, according to the latest data. For the whole of last year, there was only one case documented in the county. See also-Broward Whooping Cough Cases Shouldn’t Surprise Anyone-Whooping Cough Cases Surge in Broward, Florida The surge of the highly…
Your 1-3 Miami Dolphins and their 30th ranked pass defense head into Cincinnati this Sunday to take on Andy Dalton and his 103.0 quarterback rating. Meanwhile, cornerback Richard Marshall won’t be playing thanks to a bad back. But don’t fret Dolphins fans! He will be replaced with the Human Penalty…
In case you haven’t heard, the unemployment rate went down to 7.8 percent — the lowest in four years — thanks to the addition of 114,000 jobs September and big upward revisions for July and August. Politically, it’s good news for Obama, since he’s been taking a beating after his…
It’s always sad when an endangered Florida panthers dies. But there’s a silver a lining to the most recent death of Florida Panther 79, better-known as Don Juan. See also-Urban Sprawl Kills Endangered Florida Panthers Simply put, Don Juan got a whole lot of tail over his nearly 17-year-long life. But as the News-Press…
Apparently starring in a mediocre formulaic sitcom and a dozen crappy movies in which you make funny faces and step on rakes that hit you in the face pays big, because actor Kevin James just plunked down 18 million bucks for a ginormously awesome beachfront mansion in Delray. The house,…
Back in August, a woman visiting from Connecticut fell 200 feet from the sky and perished after the harness on her parasail failed. This was the second parasailing death since 2007. Both accidents could have been prevented by simple measures and regulations.See also: Woman Dies After Falling 200 Feet in…
OH HAI FIESTY VELVET THUNDER OBAMA GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.A day after the debate in which the President of the United States of America was replaced by a sock puppet that was buried under a massive avalanche of horse feces at a Presidential debate, the REAL Barry Oblastyoface was back in…
John Textor doesn’t want to talk to the press.”I don’t trust any of you,” he said to a reporter on a recent weekday afternoon, answering the door of his cloistered Hobe Sound house in a faded green polo shirt, slacks, and sandals.See also:- Digital Domain’s student labor plantationThe former CEO…
Looks like Charles Barkley is done trolling the Heat, because now he thinks LeBron James can be better than Michael Jordan.”First of awl… gimme a cheese bergar…” After spending the past two seasons ripping LeBron and the Heat — saying God is a Mavericks fan, cheering for Heat to lose…
The Miami Marlins are a damn mess. They traded away a bunch of good players for a bunch of not-so-good players. They’ve had horrible attendance all year. They’ve lied about the stadium from the word GO. And now, thanks to a terrible owner, a horrendous general manager, and a stripped…
As you may have noticed, things are a wee sensitive these days when it comes to the election (no, really, check the comments on this here post and prepare your brain for all the crayzay) And now the debates over who will be our leader for the next four years…
Whether you think Obama was replaced by a sock puppet or Mitt was a mound of horse poo or have declared the election a landslide for Romney based on one debate, one thing we can all agree on from last night: Jim Lehrer sucked. Between getting bullied by Mitt and…
Big photos below. Editor’s note: This piece was originally published by our sister paper’s news blog Latest Word on Denver Westword. It’s written by Sam Levin, an editorial fellow who’s been keeping tabs on both candidates in the swing state of Colorado for the past few months. President Barack Obama…
Wake up this morning and the consensus is that Mittington Willard Romnom RoboRomney Mittbot won the first presidential debate over Velvet Thunder Barack. Most pundits on Twitter and your mother agree. Romney was feisty, aggressive, kind of a dick, and on the offense. Meanwhile, Obama was a big giant fart sound…
Watching The Debate in a room full of GOPers with 60 or so televisions tuned to Fox News doesn’t foster the idea that anyone other than Mittens won the evening. That opinion is to be expected. (And appears to be the consensus.) But neither does it instill the idea that…
The NBA is finally taking a stand against grown men getting paid millions of dollars to act like giant babies whenever an opponent brushes up against them. Starting this season, floppers get fined. First flop equals a warning. Second flop leads to a $5,000 fine. Flop five times and the fine…
Tony Galeota: From Running Porky’s, Miami’s Most Notorious Strip Joint, to Rotting in a Panamanian Jail
