See also: Allen West Blames Obama For Libya AttackDuring his RNC speech, Mitt Romney mentioned Afghanistan like none times. But today, following the attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi and at the embassy in Cairo, where U.S. diplomats were killed, Romney decided it was a good time to get…
See also “The Fake Pot Industry Is Coming Down From a Three-Year High”At the end of July, a slew of federal agents and local cops stormed across a small industrial complex in West Palm Beach. The target was a small office at the back of the parking lot with black…
Digital Domain, the Florida-based visual effects company that gave the world Titanic, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and a Tupac hologram, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy recently. And now, according to Gossip Extra, Dolphins great Dan Marino, who bought 1,576,525 shares in the animation studio, is among the biggest…
Good morning, Pulpsters! Had breakfast yet? Hope so. Because we got a story about a dude who shot himself in the cock! Happy Wednesday! A Port St. Lucie teen bought himself a gun (always a terrific way to start a story, ain’t it?). So there he was, cleaning his gun,…
Chicago teachers are entering the third day of their labor strike, leaving kids without classes after only four active days in the school year. “I’ve been picketing for four hours, from 6:30 a.m. to 10:30, and we have a rally downtown at 2:30 p.m.,” said Laura G., a teacher on…
Barack Obama panders to no one! Especially not Dolphins fans because, well, that would be pretty stupid. Because they suck, you see. Obama made an appearance this morning on Pimp With a Limp DJ Laz on 106.7 FM, where he did some campaigning. Because it’s important to reach that Pimp…
Pizza is the great divider that will bring our nation down, apparently. A Davie man was arrested for throwing a slice of pizza at his ex-wife. Police say they arrested 54-year-old Jerry Najman Monday and charged him with battery after a fight with his ex, Sasha Najman, ended with his…
Democrats hate freedom and love terrorists! You wanna do it up like a real ‘Merican? Do what Republicans do: Call for boycotting a small business. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! Scott Van Duzer, the Fort Pierce owner of Big Apple Pizza & Pasta Restaurant, who recently gained fame for bear-hugging President Obama,…
A woman was accused of making threats against a federal employee during a recorded phone call. But, it turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding, and she was just trying to figure out who put a voodoo curse on her husband. And the judge bought it. Hooray, voodoo!…
You’ve seen the pattern in Broward: Bad people come here to plot their schemes, nobody cares, and they operate with impunity for years until some journalist finally stumbles upon them. Then everyone is outraged. This isn’t true just of Ponzi schemers and fraudsters. Terrorists do it too. Bob Norman revealed in…
Convicted Ponzi plotter Scott Rothstein’s wife, Kim, and her three friends were charged with conspiracy to commit money laundering last week. Kim and her pals allegedly hid more than a million bucks worth of jewelry from Uncle Sam, including a giant, wrist-spraining, 12.08-carat diamond ring. Turns out that there was…
See also “EPA Wants to Know if DEP Secretary Herschel Vinyard Lied on His Résumé” and “PEER Blasts Herschel Vinyard for Trying to Water Down Pollution Permit Process” After nearly four months of waiting, the Florida Department of Environmental Protection finally responded to a federal inquiry into whether Secretary Herschel Vinyard lied on his…
See also: Obama Bear-Hug Pizza Guy Says His Shop Is Now Facing Boycotts Remember the dude who owns a pizza joint and bear-hugged the president yesterday and miraculously didn’t get taken down by a swarm of Secret Service agents? That dude is totally famous now. Port St. Lucie resident Scott Van Duzer…
The sun rises, the sun sets, Allen West sees communists in his Cheerios. It’s all part of the fabric of life, the universe, and everything. In a speech before the Republican Jewish Coalition yesterday, Rep. West said that Obama’s 2012 campaign slogan, “Forward,” is actually a supersecret subconscious Commie Marxist…
See also “Genetically Modified Mosquitoes Glow Red and Self-Destruct; Can They Keep Away Disease?” and “Petition Against GM Mosquitoes in Key West Has Nearly 100,000 Signatures” Opposition to the potential release of Oxitec’s genetically modified mosquitoes in Key West caught a head of steam this summer. A petition against the experiment garnered more than…
Well now, this is awful. Jupiter Police Officer Bruce St. Laurent, who was riding in a motorcade for President Obama as the president was on his way to the Palm Beach County Convention Center yesterday, was struck and killed by a vehicle. According to Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman…
Well, that went exactly as one would have expected things to go. The Miami Dolphins headed into Houston for Sunday’s opening game of the 2012 NFL season and promptly got their assholes blown apart by the Texans in a 30-10 beatdown. The encouraging thing was that rookie quarterback Ryan Tannehill…
The Earth didn’t move, nor did the seas part. But the idea that President Obama’s supporters see the man as the Second Coming was never much more than a lie put forth by his enemies. The Obamanauts may be fervent, but what they see is the right man for the…
President Obama was in Florida yesterday during a bus tour, hitting up Melbourne and West Palm Beach and inexplicably getting a bear hug from a pizza guy. Obama spoke to roughly 6,000 people at the Palm Beach County Convention Center, telling them that if he can win Florida, he will…
Also: Woman sues Riviera Beach for police harassment; Drug testing is a wasteMike Hunter, a man who used to work for Riviera Beach running the public-access TV channel, is suing the city over a drug test. He took the test, was told the results were negative, then decided it had been…
Just when things were going so well. Bill Clinton lit up the Democratic National Convention this past week. Then Barack Obama came through with a slow-building heart launcher of a speech. Yet in between the two, the news broke that under questioning by one of the right wing media’s interchangeable…
Like most of us watching President Obama’s DNC speech last night, Sarah Coursey, a Tavares City policewoman, took to the interwebs and hit up her favorite social media site to talk about it. Unlike most of us, however, she made an assassination comment about the president. And things went about…
