South Florida Seniors Comment on Pot Use, Are Hilarious

We told you a few weeks ago about South Florida activist Robert Platshorn, who is raising money to put out hundreds of informercials informing senior citizens about how weed is, like, so good for you. He says the senior demographic is key to the legalization movement, and his Kickstarter is…

Sally Ride Dead of Pancreatic Cancer at 61

Former astronaut Sally Ride, the first American woman in space, died of cancer today at the age of 61, according to her organization’s website, which has since crashed.Born in Los Angeles, Ride earned multiple degrees in physics and English from Stanford in the late ’70s, which is also when she…

Prosecutors Try to Gag Woman Accusing Jennifer Carroll of Saucy Capitol Affairs

See also: Jennifer Carroll Lesbian Fling Case: Five of the Weirdest Unanswered Questions.Carletha Cole has not been shy about her accusations against Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll regarding Carroll’s alleged lesbian rendezvous with aide Bibi Ramos — but now prosecutors are saying she’s gotta shut up.”Attorneys for the defendant have spoken…

Two Doctors Charged in Overdose Deaths From Broward Pill Mills

See also: Chris and Jeff George’s Pill Mill Operation: Your Pulp Reader.Two doctors who prescribed pills at the South Florida pain clinics of Chris and Jeff George have been charged with dealing the drugs that played a role in the deaths of nine patients. They were originally indicted (with 30…

Saharan Dust: What the Hell Is This Stuff?

Say what you will about the State of Florida’s news organizations; our weathermen are absolutely topnotch (except when they’re sexting kids). They have every computerized graphic in the book, amazing hairdos, and a penchant for predicting calamitous end-of-days scenarios based on nothing more than a blip of green. They also…

Mandy Dawson Gets Six Months for Tax Evasion

Though former Fort Lauderdale legislator Mandy Dawson said in April that “no different than any other person walking the streets of America” with tax problems, she’s certainly different from people walking the streets now: She’ll be locked up.Dawson was sentenced to six months in prison today after pleading guilty in April…

Welcome to Our New Livefyre Commenting System

Today, New Times Broward-Palm Beach rolled out a new user profile platform dubbed My Voice Nation. Your voice — and the opinions you voice in our comments section — will now be amplified through a fancy new commenting program called Lifefyre (“live fire”). Read all about it below…

Denver Movie Theater Shooting: Why The Dark Knight Rises Is Ruined

If you somehow haven’t heard, 12 people were killed last night at a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises in Aurora, Colorado, just outside of Denver. Forty other people are estimated to have been wounded, and nobody knows why. Much will be written about the victims, though probably less…

Do Red-Light Cameras Save Broward Money?

See also “Six Ways to Avoid Red Light Cameras” and “Red Light Cameras May Increase Fatalities”A single-red light camera in Davie could save the city $177,000 the first year and more than $800,000 over five years. In Coral Springs, the numbers are more dramatic: $220,000 in savings after a year…

Connie Mack Is Just Openly Insulting, Grabbing Reporters Now (Video)

Another chapter has been written in Rep. Connie Mack’s devolution from a lackluster congressman into a sneering, whining toadstool of a Senate candidate, and it’s a stupid one. It started, more or less, back in April, when Mack’s father, former Sen. Connie Mack III, wrote a letter to the Tampa…

Googly Eyed Lady Wanted in West Palm Bank Fraud

Do you recognize this woman? Have you worked with her? Has one of her large, bulgy eyeballs brushed against you at a bus stop? The Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office is looking for her, because they say a car was burglarized and she committed check fraud using the person’s identity…