Octomom to Go Topless at West Palm Strip Club

Update, again: T’s Lounge has threatened to sue Suleman if she doesn’t show.Update: She’s reportedly changed her mind. Go figure.Last time we heard about government-mooching fetus factory Nadya “Octomom” Suleman, she was a contender in a rumored celebrity boxing match in Fort Lauderdale that, like every other rumored celebrity boxing match…

George Zimmerman Bond Revoked: Prosecutors Say He Lied About Cash

George Zimmerman has 48 hours to turn himself in to authorities after his bond was revoked at a hearing this afternoon in which prosecutors accused both Zimmerman and his wife of lying to the court about the $200,000 in donations they collected from a personal website in the days leading…

Feds Tell Florida: You Can’t Purge Voters — There Are Laws About That

Gov. Rick Scott’s campaign to purge “noncitizens” from the voter rolls less than three months before a primary election violates federal law, according to the Department of Justice.In a letter sent yesterday to Florida Secretary of State Ken Detzner, the chief of the DOJ’s voting section gave Detzner six days…

Nancy Grace Show to Feature Juliana Mensch Murder Tonight

(Running updates whenever we add another article about the case)Tonight at 8, the Nancy Grace Show on HLN will feature the murder of Juliana Mench, the 19-year-old found strangled in a room in Fort Lauderdale in March. Barring some kind of creative editing, a certain Pulp blogger wearing a charming…

Science Confirms: Old Person Smell Is Totally a Real Thing

The ruling is in — old people smell different, and a study released today reveals that people can identify the smell even when there isn’t an actual old person around.A study from Philadelphia researchers called “The Smell of Age: Perception and Discrimination of Body Odors of Different Ages” dealt with…

Department of Juvenile Justice Sends New Times’ Records to TV Station

The state Department of Juvenile Justice does not have a stellar track record of competency or efficiency. When a prison guard was twice accused of sexually assaulting a 14-year-old boy at a Pembroke Pines juvie lockup, DJJ didn’t hear about the incidents until months after they allegedly occurred. Next, supervisors…

Gay Bullying Goes From Rite of Passage to Public Enemy

Bottle-blond bangs swept over one eye — this, the other boys whispered, was not a man’s haircut. One of them — a popular, handsome specimen — grew particularly incensed at his classmate’s new look. He formed a posse and found a pair of scissors. After locating the blond boy, the…