Seasick and Sunburnt: Throwing Up on Ken Nedimyer’s Coral Nursery

This week’s New Times cover story looks at why coral reefs halfway around the world are being decimated for Florida’s curio trade. Here’s a behind-the-scenes look at one group that’s working to reverse the trend.  Ken Nedimyer looked up from his omelet and asked if I get seasick. “Never,” I answered…

Allen West Blames Obama for Afghanistan Suicide Bombing

In a tweet this morning, Congressman Allen West linked to an article detailing a suicide bombing in Kabul, the Afghan capital that President Barack Obama had just departed from, and… took the side of the Taliban.”Pres flew into Afghanistan at night for 7 hrs,” West wrote. “As sun came up,…

Meet the Preppers… and the Mormons (Part 2)

James Talmage Stevens lives up on a mountain somewhere in Texas, where he has a few years’ worth of food, a well he can pump by hand, sturdy walls, and gardens for food. He’s prepared for just about anything.Stevens goes by the moniker “Dr. Prepper” on his weekly preparedness radio…

James Ayers Trial Set for June 25 in Killing of Juliana Mensch

The man accused of killing 19-year-old Juliana Mensch in March will go to trial June 25 for first-degree murder. Police say 32-year-old James Ayers drove Mensch’s car to a friend’s workplace and said he’d strangled Mensch a week earlier; he was arrested at a rehab facility later that day.Ayers pleaded…

Why Arizona-Style Immigration Law Stands Little Chance in Florida

As the U.S. Supreme Court debates the Arizona law destined to make life miserable for brown-skinned people, advocates on both sides of the immigration-reform issue are freaking out.  Senate Bill 1070 requires Arizona cops to detain immigrants they suspect are in the country illegally and check their status. Not carrying…

George Zimmerman Launches New Website, Social Media Accounts

George Zimmerman might have shut down his bootleg website at therealgeorgezimmerman.com, but his new legal counsel has launched a professionally designed website at GZlegalcase.com to help with the public relations nightmare surrounding the February killing of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin.”We understand that it is unusual for a legal defense to maintain…

Man Goes on Broward Asian-Food Burglary Spree (VIDEO)

A rock-wielding burglar broke into five Chinese restaurants in one night, according to police, who suspect him in “at least” 15 other burglaries.Surveillance footage shows the man using a rock to smash the restaurants’ glass doors, then taking all the cash (and coins) out of the registers and, in two…

John Goodman Sentencing: Case Snagged on Jury Member Being a Total Wuss

The sentencing of convicted murderer John Goodman hit a wall yesterday during courtroom interviews Judge Jeffrey Colbath conducted to look into accusations of juror misconduct.Jurors were called in one by one and asked if jurors had said they’d made up their minds before the trial was over, if Goodman’s wealth…

Meet the Preppers… and the Mormons (Part 1)

Check out part two of our exploration of the connection between prepping, spirituality, and the Mormon church.In this week’s cover story about survivalists, I speak with a man who identifies himself only as “Bowreeguard,” who hails from hard-granite New Hampshire and says that prepping was a way of life for…

Bride Says Spirit Airlines Ruined Her Wedding

Rachael Barach and her fiancé spent months planning their dream wedding: a small ceremony on the remote Caribbean Island of Jost Van Dyke. Pulling it off would require some effort: flying from Fort Lauderdale to St. Thomas, then taking a ferry over to Jost Van Dyke; hiring a wedding photographer,…

BREAKING: John Goodman Juror Says Goodman Is Innocent

UPDATE, 5/1: A new post is up with more information about the juror responses and the new court dates.Original post, 4/30:Expect much more soon (the hearing is still going on), but a juror in the John Goodman murder trial referred to as “Mr. St. John” just told Judge Jeffrey Colbath…

John Goodman Sentencing Delayed Because Jury Was Acting Stupid

NOTE, 3:15 p.m.: The headline has been changed from “Is Acting Stupid” to “Was Acting Stupid,” as we can’t really tell how stupid they’re being at the moment.For the latest (hint: a juror said he was innocent), check out our latest post.Original post, 12:06 p.m.:If Wellington rich guy and convicted…

Allen West Calls Student Loan Bill Socialist, Votes for It

You’d need only one guess to figure out which congressman criticized President Obama for using college students as “political pawns” hours before going into Congress to use college students as political pawns.Explaining his vote on Friday’s extension of student loan interest rate cuts, Congressman Allen West spoke out against the…

It Will Never Stop Raining: Five Florida Movies on Netflix

It was raining all weekend, the second half of the Fort Lauderdale Air Show was canceled, and the falling wet stuff isn’t going away anytime soon. Rain in Florida isn’t anything new, but weather reports indicate thunderstorms hitting the area every day for the next week. Womp.Weather.com puts next Sunday…

Scientists Insist That Polish Guy Didn’t Actually Find the G Spot

On Wednesday, reporter New Times Chris Sweeney brought you an interview with St. Petersburg medical researcher Adam Ostrzenski, who says he may have discovered the fabled G spot in a dead 83-year-old.The peer-reviewed paper Ostrzenski wrote about it got a lot of attention in the interblags, but not all of it was…