Hurricane Sandy Bringing Lots of Wind and Rain Today

If you’ve been outside yet, you’ve noticed a couple of things. It’s raining. It’s windy. It’s a little chilly. And it’s raining. Mostly, though, it’s raining. Yes, the crappy weather this morning and pretty much throughout the rest of today is courtesy of Hurricane Sandy, who is right now plowing…

Palm Beach County Voters Still Waiting on Absentee Ballots

A couple of weeks ago, we told you about how 60,000 Palm Beach County absentee ballots got screwed up by a printing error, and how said ballots had already been mailed out to voters, and visions of the nightmare that was the election of 2000 are dancing in everyone’s heads…

Barnes & Noble Stores in South Florida Breached By Identity Thieves

If you recently made a purchase at one of ten different Barnes & Noble stores throughout South Florida, you may want to check your bank statement for any unusual purchases. You may also want to change your PIN number. According to the FBI, identity thieves breached PIN pad devices at stores in…

FAU Ranked 31st on Annual Trojan Condoms Study

College students have a lot of sex. This much you already knew.But what you might not have known is that they’re being smart about it. Especially here in Florida.Safe sex awwriiight!!Trojan Condoms did their annual rankings how healthy college students’ sex life is on 141 U.S. colleges and universities. And,…

New Times Videographer Flips Bird on Fox News During Live Broadcast

A “mystery man” with press credentials gave the middle finger to hundreds of thousands of Fox News viewers on Monday. Former General and presidential candidate Wesley Clark was being interviewed by pundit Shepard Smith at Boca’s Lynn University. At about 2 p.m., Clark was answering questions from Smith about that…

Floridians Love Overdosing On Prescription Drugs, Especially Benzos

Deaths in Florida caused by oxycodone dropped nearly 18 percent, yet the pain drug remains one of the top killers in the state, according to a report from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.The report, released Wednesday, shows that deaths from benzodiazepines jumped 13 percent in 2011 and were the…

Five Things Donald Trump’s “Big” Announcement Could Be UPDATED

Donald Trump will be making a “very, very big” announcement today that might change the course of the presidential election but probably won’t because Donald Trump is an attention-whoring dipshit. But that isn’t keeping us from talking about it because everyone loves to stare at a train wreck. Particularly a…

Dream Defenders Protest Presidential Debate at Lynn University

Both Obama and Romney have promised to overhaul the country’s cumbersome and costly immigration system. Yet there was little talk about how they would actually do so over the course of three debates.The Dream Defenders were one of the groups protesting the debate at Lynn University, and they sent along…

Tropical Storm Sandy May Make a Mess of Things

Hey, everybody! More rain on the way! Yoopeeee!! The National Hurricane Center issued a tropical storm watch from Jupiter Inlet down South Florida’s east coast to the Keys. No need to grab those flashlights and board up the house, but it is going to get crazy wet. Forecasters expect storm…

Barack Obama Hits Up Delray Beach for Postdebate Rally

A day after taking a horse to Mitt Romney (or was it a bayonet?) in the third and final presidential debate, President Obama hit up Delray Beach for a Romnesia party. Barry Barack held his rally at the Delray Beach Tennis Center, where he harped on Romney’s forgetfulness and flip-floppery…

Ozzie Guillen Fired by the Miami Marlins

In keeping with the long and storied tradition of blaming the managers and never, ever the decision-making by the ownership and front office, the Miami Marlins have announced that they have fired manager Ozzie Guillen. Marlins baseball operations President Larry Beinfest released a statement: “After careful consideration following the disappointment…

Wayne Treacy Sentenced to 20 Years for Beating of Josie Lou Ratley

Back in July, Wayne Treacy was found guilty of attempted first-degree murder after he attacked 15-year-old Josie Lou Ratley with his steel-toed boots after she taunted him by making fun of his dead brother in a text. Ratley suffered permanent brain damage after the attack. The prosecution presented text messages…

Broward County Commission to Vote on Proposed Wage Theft Ordinance

Back on October 9, the Broward County Commission debated on instituting a Wage Recovery Ordinance that would help unpaid workers recover their wages when their employers don’t pay the correct amount (or, in some case, don’t pay period). The vote was delayed until Tuesday, October 23, at 2 p.m. This…

Palm Beach County Human Rights Council Endorses Obama

The Palm Beach County Human Rights Council, a group dedicated to ending discrimination based on sexual orientation, gender identity and gender expression, have released their list of candidates they’re endorsing. Among them, President Barack Obama, West Palm Beach Attorney and police officer Dave Kerner, Susan Bucher, Patrick Murphy, Alcee Hastings,…

Obama Wins Third and Final Debate With Horses and Bayonets

Round three of the presidential debates was last night. And people who went in expecting to have their asses blown off with the two candidates going at each other for a final climactic showdown were mildly disappointed. No asses were blown off here, unfortunately. The main take-aways from the debate:…

Presidential Debate Sucked for Libertarians

As the lights came down in the debate hall at Lynn University, the co-chairman of the Commission on Presidential Debates, Frank Fahrenkopf, took the stage.See Also:- Live Blog: Rumble in Boca 2012, Obama and Romney Presidential Debate! – Photos: Final 2012 Presidential Debate at Lynn UniversityHe thanked us all for…

Bigfoot Craigslist Ad Plagiarized? Sort Of

Move over Jonah Lehrer, Gerald Posner, and Jayson Blair. There’s a new plagiarist in town.Last week, New Times revealed that a help-wanted ad on Craigslist from a nonprofit in Pensacola for a Bigfoot researcher was a well-crafted prank. We tracked down Tyler Reeves, the alleged brains behind the ad, and…

Jupiter Black Community Blocks Biotech Road Project

Always easy to gore someone else’s ox, and Palm Beach County business interests have long been ready to take a knife–or a bulldozer–to Kennedy Estates, part of Jupiter’s 100-year old black community, Limestone Creek*.Developers plans for a road adjoining the neighborhood’s park (a humble enough scrub of land as it…