Audio By Carbonatix
Turns out former U.S. Rep. Mark Foley was sitting around in his underwear sending e-mails to teen boys about masturbation, or “spanking it” as the Republican Congressman calls it. Brian Ross at ABC News got hold of the messages and when Foley found out, he quit almost on the spot.
The truly sad thing about this is that Foley has only confirmed the worst Christian Right stereotypes about gay men, stereotypes that of course are largely untrue. But then again he’s never represented or embodied the larger gay population. He’s a gay man in the closet at the age of 52 — and a Republican, no less. We should have all expected this kind of thing.
Interesting information in those e-mails, though. Foley, for those inquiring minds that want to know, likes to masturbate with lotion and a towel and considers 7 1/2 inches
a great penis size.
We learn this while he’s chatting with a teenager who’s mother is yelling at him about his homework.
Yep, Foley is a goddamn predator.
Unbelievable. The following exchange is one Foley had with a kid in 2003, not long before I wrote the outing story. Foley is Maf54 (MAF being his initials).
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Maf54 (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing
Xxxxxxxxx (7:37:46 PM): tired�and�sore
…
Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage
…
Xxxxxxxxx (7:41:57 PM): ugh�tomorrow�i�have�the�first�day�of�lacrosse�practice
Maf54 (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that
Maf54 (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running
Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:38 PM): haha…they�arent�great
…
Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:38 PM): lol�no
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:40 PM): im�single�right�now
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:57 PM): my�last�gf�and�i�broke�up�a�few�weeks�agi
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny
Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol…a�bit
Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:04 PM): no
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:16 PM): been�too�tired�and�too�busy
Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow…
Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:51 PM): haha
Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep
Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:15 PM): thats�true
Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:36 PM): havent�been�having�a�problem�with�sleep�though..�i�just�walk�in�the�door�and�collapse�well�at�least�this�weekend
Maf54 (7:50:56 PM): i am sure
Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:57 PM): i�dont�do�it�very�often�normally�though
Maf54 (7:51:11 PM): why not
Maf54 (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily
Xxxxxxxxx (7:51:57 PM): not�me
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:01 PM): im�not�a�horn�dog
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:07 PM): maybe�2�or�3�times�a�week
Maf54 (7:52:20 PM): thats a good number
Maf54 (7:52:27 PM): in the shower
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:36 PM): actually�usually�i�dont�do�it�in�the�shower
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:42 PM): just�cause�i�shower�in�the�morning
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:47 PM): and�quickly
Maf54 (7:52:50 PM): in the bed
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:59 PM): i�get�up�at�530�and�am�outta�the�house�by�610
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:03 PM): eh�ya
Maf54 (7:53:24 PM): on your back
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:30 PM): no�face�down
Maf54 (7:53:32 PM): love details
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:34 PM): lol
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:36 PM): i�see�that
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:37 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:53:39 PM): really
Maf54 (7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down
Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:03 PM): ya
Maf54 (7:54:13 PM): kneeling
Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:31 PM): well�i�dont�use�my�hand…i�use�the�bed�itself
Maf54 (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it
Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:36 PM): towel
Maf54 (7:54:43 PM): really
Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?
Xxxxxxxxx (7:55:12 PM): well�ya
Maf54 (7:55:21 PM): very nice
Xxxxxxxxx (7:55:24 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air
Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:00 PM): haha
Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:05 PM): well�ive�never�watched�myslef
Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:08 PM): but�ya�i�guess
Maf54 (7:56:18 PM): i am sure not
Maf54 (7:56:22 PM): hmmm
Maf54 (7:56:30 PM): great visual
…
Maf54 (7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand
Maf54 (7:57:10 PM): but who knows
Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:24 PM): i�dont�use�lotion…takes�too�much�time�to�clean�up
Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:37 PM): with�a�towel�you�can�just�wipe�off….and�go
Maf54 (7:57:38 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:57:45 PM): where do you throw the towel
Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:48 PM): but�you�cant�work�it�too�hard….or�its�not�good
Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:51 PM): in�the�laundry
Maf54 (7:58:16 PM): just kinda slow rubbing
Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:23 PM): ya….
Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:32 PM): or�youll�rub�yourslef�raw
Maf54 (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now
Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:40 PM): cause�the�towell�isnt�very�soft
Maf54 (7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht would hurt
Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:50 PM): but�you�cn�find�something�softer�than�a�towell�i�guess
Maf54 (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel
Xxxxxxxxx (7:59:06 PM): ya
Maf54 (7:59:29 PM): wow
Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp…or growing
Xxxxxxxxx (7:59:54 PM): eh�growing
Maf54 (8:00:00 PM): hmm
Maf54 (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now
Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:19 PM): not�that�fast
Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:20 PM): hey
Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:32 PM): so�you�have�a�fetich
Maf54 (8:00:32 PM): hey what
Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:40 PM): fetish**
Maf54 (8:00:43 PM): like
Maf54 (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom
Maf54 (8:01:04 PM): whats yours
Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:09 PM): its�kinda�weird
Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:14 PM): lol
Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock
Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:23 PM): i�have�a�cast�fetish
Maf54 (8:01:27 PM): well tell me
Maf54 (8:01:32 PM): cast
Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:44 PM): ya�like…plaster�cast
Maf54 (8:01:49 PM): ok..so what happens
Maf54 (8:01:58 PM): how does that turn you in
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:02 PM): i�dont�know
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:04 PM): it�just�does
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:08 PM): ive�never�had�one
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:16 PM): but�people�that�have�them�turn�me�on
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:27 PM): and�if�i�had�one�it�would�probably�turn�me�on
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:29 PM): beats�me
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:32 PM): its�kinda�weird
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:50 PM): but�along�with�that�i�like�the�whole�catholic�girl�look….thats�our�schools�uniform
Maf54 (8:03:02 PM): ha thats wild
Xxxxxxxxx (8:03:14 PM): ya�but�now�im�hard
Maf54 (8:03:32 PM): me 2
Maf54 (8:03:42 PM): cast got you going
Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:04 PM): normal�clothes
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:09 PM): tshirt�and�shorts
Maf54 (8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:35 PM): ya
Maf54 (8:04:45 PM): um
Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you
Xxxxxxxxx (8:05:08 PM): haha
Maf54 (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake
Maf54 (8:06:13 PM): grab
Xxxxxxxxx (8:06:53 PM): not�tonight…dont�get�to�excited
Maf54 (8:07:12 PM): well your hard
Xxxxxxxxx (8:07:45 PM): that�is�true
Maf54 (8:08:03 PM): and a little horny
Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:11 PM): and�also�tru
Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:38 PM): ive�already�told�you�that
Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again
Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:49 PM): 7�and�1/2
Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful
Xxxxxxxxx (8:09:38 PM): lol
Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size
Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:00 PM): thank�you
Maf54 (8:10:22 PM): still stiff
Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:28 PM): ya
Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out
Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:54 PM): brb…my�mom�is�yelling
Maf54 (8:11:06 PM): ok
Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:02 PM): back
Maf54 (8:14:37 PM): cool hope se didnt see any thing
Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:54 PM): no�no
Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:59 PM): she�is�computer�dumb�though
Xxxxxxxxx (8:15:01 PM): it�makes�me�so�mad
Maf54 (8:15:04 PM): good
Maf54 (8:15:08 PM): haha
Maf54 (8:15:11 PM): why
Xxxxxxxxx (8:15:23 PM): cause�she�cant�do�anything
Maf54 (8:15:31 PM): oh well
Xxxxxxxxx (8:15:41 PM): she�couldnt�figure�out�how�to�download�a�file�from�an�email�and�open�it
Maf54 (8:15:53 PM): haha
Xxxxxxxxx (8:16:14 PM): and�she�only�does�it�like�a�million�times�a�day
Xxxxxxxxx (8:16:16 PM): oh�well
Xxxxxxxxx (8:16:18 PM): whatever
Xxxxxxxxx (8:16:53 PM): well�i�better�go�finish�my�hw…i�just�found�out�from�a�friend�that�i�have�to�finish�reading�and�notating�a�book�for�AP�english�Maf54 signed off at 8:17:43 PM.”
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How bad is that? Here’s another excerpt:
Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:04 PM): normal�clothes
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:09 PM): tshirt�and�shorts
Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you
Maf54 (7:53:45 PM): in your shorts and polo shirt?
Xxxxxxxxxx (7:54:06 PM): no athletic shorts and t shirt…had soccer practice today
Maf54 (7:54:15 PM): ummm nice
Maf54 (7:54:30 PM): jock strap too
Xxxxxxxxxx (7:54:41 PM): not iin soccer
Xxxxxxxxxx (7:54:42 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:55:09 PM): what do you wear then
Xxxxxxxxxx (7:55:20 PM): just our boxers and shorts
Maf54 (7:55:34 PM): good
Xxxxxxxxxx (7:55:37 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:55:42 PM): shows your package then
Xxxxxxxxxx (8:33:29 PM): ya slow things down a little im still young…like under 18 dont want to do anything illegal…im not 18 till feb 23
Maf54 (8:33:43 PM): i know..
Maf54 (8:33:50 PM): nothing will happen
Maf54 (8:34:04 PM): just dreaming
Maf54 (8:45:32 PM): your horny though
Xxxxxxxxx (8:45:39 PM): well ya a bit
Xxxxxxxxx (8:45:45 PM): but im still a virgin
Maf54 (6:26:40 PM): your in the boxers too
Xxxxxxxxx (6:26:47 PM): nope�just�got�home
Maf54 (6:27:39 PM): well strip down and get relaxed
Nice to see our reps on Capitol Hill at work, huh?
