Politics & Government

Jeff Greene Beats Kendrick Meek for Endorsement (of Jeff Greene’s Mom)

Aww. Jeff Greene's mom is adorable! And she's just steamed by these "career politicians" who have the nerve to run for reelection against her sweet, rapacious son.But if we send Jeff to Washington, who will dry his mom's dishes after he leaves? Seriously, I know this brand-new ad was designed...
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Aww. Jeff Greene’s mom is adorable! And she’s just steamed by these “career politicians” who have the nerve to run for reelection against her sweet, rapacious son.
But if we send Jeff to Washington, who will dry his mom’s dishes after he leaves? Seriously, I know this brand-new ad was designed to pull at the heartstrings of Florida’s senior population; I just wonder whether Florida seniors who miss their own kids and grandkids will vote to keep Greene close to his mom.

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