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You spoke; we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week’s Mug-Shot Monday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week’s most eye-catching mugs from South Florida’s tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale.
Pretty Boys Gone Bad
Things got rough when the One Direction cover band started talking shit to the 98 Degrees Greatest Hits Revue. Hair products were thrown.
Dale a Tu Cuerpo Alegria
The other prisoners bet this one she wouldn’t have the guts to do the macarena when the camera flashed. Obviously we know who went back to Cell Block B with the $14.
Is This The Face of a Criminal?
No. This is the face of one of the adults on a PBS kids show featuring a lot of talking puppets.
The Franco
Life mimicking art. This is a popular one right now; you know why.
Etiquette 101
Didn’t your momma tell you not to chew Sour Patch Kids when someone is about to take your picture? Jesus. Children today. Raised in barns.
Have You Seen Molly?
Because I’m pretty sure this girl would be able to tell you where she’s at.
WTF?
Uncle Murray?
Uh
This seems to be . . . some . . . creative marketing?
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