Wait, Is It Cash4Gold? Or Gold4Cash?

According to such sober-minded media types as Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, and Stephen Colbert, the best investment you can make in this slumping economy is in gold. This week on The Colbert Report:The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30cPrescott Financial Sells Gold, Women & Sheepwww.colbertnation.comColbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorU.S...
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According to such sober-minded media types as Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, and Stephen Colbert, the best investment you can make in this slumping economy is in gold. This week on The Colbert Report:

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Prescott Financial Sells Gold, Women & Sheep
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor U.S. Speedskating

But if that’s right, and we should all be buying gold, then why have Americans been shipping their gold to the Pompano Beach headquarters of Cash4Gold?

I’m stumped. This problem calls for an oracle… And if we can’t find one of those, maybe a dead sidekick or a washed-up rap star can reveal the truth…

As luck would have it:

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