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Chris Consentino and Mark Pastore in Defense of Foie Gras

Call me late to the party, but I just stopped in to Chef Chris Consentino's site, Offal Good, to read up on what I've missed lately in the world of innards. Back in March, Consentino responded to a letter and phone call from one particularly infuriated "customer" questioning whether the...
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Mann on the Run

As Depression-era bank-robber-cum-folk-hero John Dillinger surveys the clientele of a chic Chicago eatery in a key scene from Michael Mann's Public Enemies, he declares: "They're all about where people come from. Nobody seems to wonder where somebody's going." And much like its subject, Mann's exhilarating movie exists in a state...
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Former New Times Writer on Second Holiday in Hell, AKA, Afghanistan

Former New Times writing fellow P.J. Tobia went to the last place most people would think of spending their Thanksgiving: to an Army base in Afghanistan. The result was "Afghaniscrewed," which ran this week in New Times. Now Tobia's headed back to Afghanistan for, well, who knows what? So I...
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Supreme Court Speaks; Will Gardiner Skate?

So the Florida Supreme Court just accepted the State Attorney's motion to vacate the death penalty conviction of Omar Loureiro. Now we'll have a new murder trial, but there won't be an evidentiary hearing into the allegations against Judge Ana Gardiner. In other words, Gardiner, who broke judicial rules and lied...
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A Break From Luck

Bad things happen to the Promethean Theatre, the resident theater company of Nova Southeastern University. It’s an awesome company, no question — headed by the brave and foxy Deborah Sherman, it has done soul-searing work on budgets so small they are literally invisible to the unaided eye — but in...
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High Times and Low Crimes at Gulfstream

Gulfstream Park was a hell of a place to work for some employees, full of cocaine and free gambling. When the scheme was finally discovered, hundreds of thousands of dollars had been stolen from the casino and taxpayers, and the "family-friendly" racetrack was a potential public relations nightmare. A state investigation...
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Canyon Southwest Café Is Worth Its Wait in Gold Dust

Editor's note: We've got a new restaurant critic here at New Times. John Linn has been something of a protégé to Gail Shepherd over the years. Now Shepherd's moving over to become a staff writer for us, and Linn's stepping into the role of restaurant critic. As he gets his...
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Broward Mayor Settles Controversy; Says Your Cell Is Planning Murder

It's official: your monitor, cell phone, toaster, and portable Simon computer game are slowly murdering you.That's according to Broward County Mayor Stacy Ritter, who recently signed this proclamation making next month Electromagnetic Sensitivity Awareness Month. Her proclamation, post-dated for May 1, declares:Whereas, as a result of global electromagnetic pollution, people...
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Destination, Food: Le Tub’s Sirloin Burger

Gail's post on Friday regarding our hunt for the Best Burger proposed a few essential factors for quality burgers. A recap of that list would read, "A Burger should be: 1. cheap, 2. chuck, 3. fresh ground, 4. filler-free, 5. juicy, 6. served with atmosphere, and 7. thick." That's a...
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Lawsuit: ‘Rank Greed’ Led Judge Seidlin To Exploit Elderly Widow

A half-priced downtown condo on the Intracoastal. A $50,000 piece of land. More than $500,000 in cash that was was used to pay off mortgage, buy a second home in Pennsylvania, and pay tuition at an expensive private school.   Family jewelry, a Dell computer, and a widescreen TV. These are just...
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Nine Steroid-Suspected BSO Deputies Coming Back To Work

Of the 16 Broward Sheriff's Office employees who were tested for steroids three weeks ago, nine came back with clean results and will be returning to work, sheriff's spokesman Jim Leljedal told the Pulp today. The obvious inference is that the other seven deputies tested positive, but Leljedal would only confirm that...
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No Worries: That lead-filled tap water is perfectly safe

Just catching up on my reading here, and boy is it depressing. An April 10 expose in Salon has embroiled the CDC in a cover-up scandal about lead-tainted water in Washington D.C. Our august Center for Disease Control published studies in 2004 that reassured worried parents and health officials about...
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No Blues for Ouzo Blue

They're dancing on the tables in Palm Beach Gardens -- literally -- with the debut of Palm Beach County's second Ouzo Blue. The first Blue set up in Lake Worth in January, bringing Greek faves from dolmades and spanakopita to moussaka and lamb kebabs, plus lots of table dancing, belly...
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Cold Front

"It's not full of sunshine." Fixing his gaze out of the window, Carlos Oni could well be referring to the weather — the streets outside the Gables Diner in Coral Gables are still slick and damp from an early-morning downpour. But in fact, he is attempting to describe the type...
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Either/Or

It's hard to look at the crumpled black form that seems to be crashing toward the bottom of the canvas in Cleve Gray's Death of the Eagle (1977) and not see the eagle of the title. If Gray had given the big acrylic one of his more generic titles, we...
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New in Film for June 5, 2009

Easy Virtue Quick! Noël Coward—sage or supercilious bitch? No matter where you stand, Stephan Elliott's deliciously cheeky screen adaptation of one of the satirist's lesser-known jabs at the British upper crust will charm your pants off. The movie opens with a contemporary rendition of Coward's "Mad About the Boy," impressively...
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Miami Herald Left-Eye Shooter Wins Pulitzer

Miami Herald photographer Patrick Farrell won the Pulitzer Prize today for the horrific and harrowing images he captured in Haiti during the devastation wrought last year from hurricanes. I've never agreed more with a prize, since Farrell's photographs crush your heart to look at them. Click here to see them. Interestingly, the...
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Bogey’s Corner Comes to South Florida

It's been years since the television cameras stopped rolling, but Mike "Bogey" Boguslawski, the television icon who turned consumer reporting into performance art, is still plying his trade -- now in South Florida. A household name in Southern California, Bogey's gruff confrontational style endeared him to audiences in the late...
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New Times’ Guide to the Music at SunFest

SunFest Thursday, April 30, through Sunday, May 3, in downtown West Palm Beach along Flag­ler Drive from Banyan Boulevard to Lake Avenue. Gates open at 5 p.m. Thursday and Friday and at noon Saturday and Sunday. Tickets cost $10 to $65. Visit sunfest.com. Thursday, April 30 Citizen Cope 8:15 p.m...
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StandUp For Kids at Transit Lounge This Saturday

Maybe it's the result of years of Catholic school affecting me during this time of the year.  More likely, I'm just campaigning for a free tab at Transit Lounge (c'mon guys...how many posts do I have to write before I qualify??).  Whatever the case, I find myself compelled for the...
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It’s Unanimous: Florida Legislature Flunked

Sure, it's unfair to focus entirely on what did not happen in a legislative session, and with all the economic troubles, this one was going to be grueling no matter what. But even grading against a curve of extremely low expectations this past session was a disgrace. Again and again,...