Pit Bulls Maul Florida Woman as She Protects Her Daughter

A Daytona Beach woman was attacked and mauled by a pack of pit bulls as she shielded her 6-year-old daughter from the animals. Brandy Bookamer, 27, went for a stroll with her daughter by their home on Holly Lane in Daytona North on Sunday evening when they were suddenly and…

Cypress Bay High Student Arrested After Food Fight Breaks Out

Dozens of Broward Sheriff’s Office deputies descended on Cypress Bay High School on Friday to quell an on-campus disturbance involving hundreds of students. Thanks to the quick-thinking hand of justice that is the BSO, the disturbance was quickly and efficiently silenced, and the suspect, a 17-year-old male whose name is…

Fort Lauderdale Teen Attacked by Shark, Tweets About It

A Fort Lauderdale teen was surfing the sweet waves of Melbourne, Florida, when the good times suddenly came to a gnarly end after he was attacked and bitten in the leg by a shark. Michael Adler, 16, who is an experienced surfer, wiped out on a wave. As he swam…

LeBron James to Be Named MVP for Fourth Time

In the least shocking news in the history of forever, LeBron James is going to be named the 2013 NBA Most Valuable Player for the fourth time in his face-wrecking career. Michael Jordan, Bill Russell, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Wilt Chamberlain are the only other players with at least four MVP…

Rain and Flooding Is Not Yet Done With You, Palm Beach County

In case you forgot, it rained a crapload of buckets yesterday. Some places — like Delray Beach — reported as much as 11 inches of rain. And while the day is amazeballs gorgeous this early Friday afternoon, it’s probably going to get nasty again very soon. Because, Florida!…

Florida Man Hides a Whole Bunch of Drugs Inside His Butt

A Port St. Lucie man was walking around a cop funny. And then he told the cop he “may have some needles between his cheeks.” And, according to a St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office arrest affidavit, it would appear that the man had more than just needles between his cheeks…

Lindsay Lohan to Rehab in Palm Beach Gardens, Maybe

Lindsay Lohan could be taking her hot-messness to the Lukens Institute in Palm Beach Gardens, if her father has his way. See also: -Michael Lohan Is Publishing Memoir, Has Moved to Boca According to wptv.com, Lohan’s attorney has set her up to enter rehab in Morningside Recovery in Newport, California…

Udonis Haslem’s Broward Home Burglarized

People won’t stop breaking into the homes of Miami Heat players to steal stuff. Udonis Haslem’s Southwest Ranches home was broken into by would-be burglars, the Broward Sheriff’s Office says. See also: – Chris Bosh Burglar Left Heat Championship Ring This just days after someone broke into Chris Bosh’ house…

Couple Arrested for Having Sex on the Beach

A Boynton Beach man and his special lady friend were arrested after cops caught them having sex on a Manalapan beach. The result was lewd behavior and indecent exposure charges for both, as well as a couple of fantastic mug shots that tell the tale of their crime…

Texting-and-Driving Ban May Be Dying a Slow Death

Just two weeks ago, the Senate unanimously pushed through Bill SB 52, which would ban texting while driving on Florida’s roads. Then, on Wednesday, the House passed the ban. So that’s the end of it. The Florida Legislature at work yaay!! Except that, no. Because the bill might not even…

LeBron James Expresses Support for Jason Collins

The news of Jason Collins’ coming out was met with mostly support (and some stupidity), particularly in NBA circles. See also: -Heat, Dolphins Stars React Very Differently to Jason Collins Story Dwyane Wade was the first of the Miami Heat players to express his support via Twitter. And now LeBron…