A Wilton Manors woman found a new and innovative way to get her hands on some drugs. She used her dog’s prescriptions from the Floresta Animal Hospital in Boynton Beach to get her hands on 240 hydrocodone and acetaminophen pills between July and November 2012. Her dog didn’t seem to…
Much to the harrumph of Florida senior citizens everywhere, it looks like internet cafés are closer to being no mas in the Sunshine State. On Tuesday afternoon, a Florida Senate panel voted unanimously to shutter internet cafés and senior arcades…
A motorcycle racing on the northbound exit ramp of the I-595 interchange cleared the median on the highway, hurled over the embankment, and landed on top of a car traveling on I-95 below, erupting into a ball of fire. Amazingly, all involved in the crash survived…
It’s not looking good for the the Cathy Jordan Medical Cannabis Act, a bill that would legalize medical marijuana in Florida. While the Florida Legislature has gone ahead and moved forward with trying to ban bongs, the Cathy Jordan bill has yet to even get a hearing in either the…
Last week, we told you how Polo mogul John Goodman’s attorneys wanted his manslaughter, failure to render aid, and vehicular homicide sentences dropped, and for their client to be awarded a new trial, because of a self-published book written by one of the jurors. See also: – John Goodman’s Lawyers…
Deandre Poole’s class had just finished wrapping up when student Ryan Rotela approached him angrily, one hand balled up into a fist. The class had just participated in the now infamous so-called “Jesus Stomping” exercise, and Rotela, a self-proclaimed religious person, objected to Professor Poole’s manner of teaching. “I want…
Darrius Johnson attacked his girlfriend, Monica Gooden, from behind, slamming an X-Box 360 console across her head. He then stabbed her multiple times all over her body. When interviewed by police about the gruesome murder, Johnson told investigators he felt like a new man after killing his girlfriend, who, he…
Republican state senator in Florida Alan Hays is a hero! Hays, who once filed legislation to keep public buses from stopping on streets because one time he got stuck in traffic behind one, says Islam is gonna Sharia Law all up the State of Florida like polio. And if Sharia…
FAU Professor Dr. Deandre Poole has broken his silence since being embroiled in the so-called “Jesus Stomping” controversy that derailed into what seems to be a disconcerting theater of the absurd. Since the FAU professor held a class in which he asked his students to write Jesus on a piece…
Prior to Sunday’s big-time-holy-crap-it’s-maybe-a-possible-NBA-Finals-preview game against the mighty San Antonio Spurs, Miami Heat Head Coach Erik Spoelstra announced that the team would be without LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Mario Chalmers. All three were apparently dinged up and in need of rest. So the Heat was forced to go out…
It looks like the University of Miami has enough already with the NCAA’s shenanigans and will be formally filing a motion to have the NCAA’s case against them dismissed. According to CBS.com, the motion will account for “recent revelations that the use of attorney Maria Elena Perez was beyond the…
Tiger Woods has been kicking ass in golf again lately, and yada yada yada he and new girlfriend Lindsey Vonn (she’s a skier!) are on the latest cover of US Weekly which features one of their not-at-all-awkward Facebook photos. See also: -Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Make Relationship Official Via…
Manatees have been dying at a record pace in Florida this year, threatening their overall population. in just the first three months of 2013 alone, the number of sea cow deaths have already surpassed all of 2012. See also: -Manatees Dying Off Both Florida Coasts; Scientists Trying to Figure Out Why…
In his never-ending, undaunted quest to be the new face of the GOP by being the old face of the GOP, Marco Rubio will add to his nonbigoted hatred of gays, his marginalizing of women, and his denial of scientific fact ways by fighting off any and all attempts to…
Polo mogul John Goodman’s lawyers want a new trial for their client, who was sentenced for DUI manslaughter, failure to render aid, and vehicular homicide after he ran a stop sign and killed 23-year-old Scott Wilson. The reason the lawyers are seeking a new trial: One of the jurors apparently…
The Miami Heat’s epic run at the all-time NBA winning streak came to an end in Chicago on Wednesday night.And while the HATERZ and media and other various forms of troglodytic internet dwellers are celebrating a regular-season loss that is essentially as meaningless as their lives today, Heat fans are…
Apparently Lake County Sheriff’s deputies wanted to help victims of sexual assault and domestic violence by handing out fliers and pamphlets with an 800 number to call in case they needed to talk to someone. And that someone apparently is America’s hottest sex-talk hotline! “Welcome to America’s hottest talk line,”…
Update: Police reportedly have a suspect in custody. They have not yet released the suspect’s name, but say he has a long criminal history.It’s one thing to wake up to the sound of gunshots in the wee hours of the morning. Quite another to have to walk outside and wait…
Last night, the Chicago Bulls finally got revenge for the 1996 game in which a depleted Miami Heat team beat Michael Jordan’s 72-win team 113-104 by ending the 2013 Heat’s chase for the all-time NBA winning streak. With no Derrick Rose or Joakim Noah, the short-handed Bulls came out swinging…
Earlier in the day, we told you about how NFL.com might have accidentally leaked the new Miami Dolphins logo. The website eventually removed the logo and replaced it with the old one. But, then on Wednesday afternoon, a seemingly befuddled Dolphins CEO Mike Dee confirmed that, yes, the logo that…
The former chairman of the Republican Party of Florida, Jim Greer, was sentenced Wednesday to 18 months in prison, plus a year’s probation for stealing from the Republican Party. See also: – Jim Greer: Racism and Dead Bodies Ahead – Jim Greer Lied to Everyone: to Us, to You, to…
South Broward High School teacher Michael James Lunt was arrested for allegedly having sex with one his female students back in December, according to the Broward County Sheriff’s Office. Lunt reportedly turned himself in Tuesday night at the Broward Sheriff’s Main Jail.The relationship appears to have been consensual.However, the student…
