It turns out that the large schools of sharks that have invaded our beaches lately are more than just looking for food in the shallows of Palm Beach, Midtown Beach and Boca Raton beaches. Turns out, they’re crime-fighting sharks! See also: – Sharks Force Beach Closings in Palm Beach County…
Turns out the brand-spanking-new Miami Dolphins logo that was supposedly leaked back on March 18 — this one — isn’t the actual brand-spanking-new Miami Dolphins logo. However, another logo was leaked after that — this one — and now that one appears to be the actual logo thanks to NFL.com…
Anthony Caravella spent 9,389 days in prison after he was convicted of the rape and murder of a Miramar woman. The jury in his civil lawsuit decided two of the four arresting officers are liable for framing Caravella who, they say, as a mentally challenged 15-year-old, was coerced into falsely…
Good news, everyone! Gov. Rick Scott says he’s super-disappointed in Florida Atlantic University having a professor who had a “step on Jesus” exercise in his class that may or may not have gotten a student suspended. See also: – FAU Student Suspended for Not Stepping on Jesus – FAU Apologizes…
Apparently JCPenny department stores don’t pay enough to afford cars, because a woman who worked for them had to rob their jewelry to pay for her repossessed car. According to Boynton Beach police, 25-year-old Chelsey Adele Edwards stole thousands of dollars’ worth of jewelry from the JCPenney department store she…
In case you haven’t noticed, the weather’s been kinda nutty lately. It’s hot, it’s cold, it’s hot, it’s cold again. OMG Florida is going through menopause! Well, it was a bit brisk this morning, and yes, you had your fun taunting your Northeastern friends with the fact that you find…
Walmart wants to spread its awfulness Walmartness on a seven-acre site on the southwest corner of Andrews Avenue and Sunrise Boulevard in Fort Lauderdale, according to a Miami Herald report. So now those who live in Fort Lauderdale won’t have to travel to Miami anymore when they need to buy…
Florida has come a long way in the past few years when it comes to gay marriage and marriage equality. According to the latest Public Policy Poll, a whopping 75 percent of Florida voters support gay marriage. This is a seismic shift from not long ago, when the majority of…
Police say they have three suspects in custody connected to the shooting murder of a Josephine’s Italian Restaurant bartender. The three suspects were arrested and charged by Boca Raton police for a separate crime, but authorities connected the men to the January 4 murder of bartender Rafael Rodriguez through a stolen…
Some women can’t seem to stop using their vagina as a drug-smuggling compartment. In December, we told you about a woman who was busted hiding meth in her cooch. And just a few weeks ago, we reported on a woman who used her vag to stow away bags of drugs…
The City of Palm Beach has itself a new health insurance broker and a new consultant, which means the chance of having domestic partnership benefits added to its employee health plan is very close to happening. Town Manager Peter Elwell says that Willis of Florida Inc. will be taking a…
The Miami Marlins ganked money from Miami-Dade County, putting them billions of dollars in the hole until the end of time; sold off their best players; tried to sue their own season-ticket holders; and have an owner who’s arguably the biggest douche in all of sports. But they really, really…
In what has become the perfect storm of face-smashing dunks, fearsome jumpers, and all-around hardwood awesomeness, Florida is right now, officially, the mecca of basketball. Thanks to the Miami Heat, the Miami Hurricanes men’s basketball team, and the rise of the mightiest of underdogs in Florida Gulf Coast University, all…
FAU professor Dr. Deandre Poole was running a classroom exercise from a textbook titled Intercultural Communication: A Contextual Approach, 5th Edition in her Intercultural Communications class.And, apparently, one of the exercises involves writing the word Jesus on a piece of paper, placing it on the floor, and then stepping on…
Ah Twitter. It’s the place you go to tell your followers what you’re having for lunch, how you feel about the latest episode of Walking Dead, and get into arguments with total strangers about mundane, arbitrary crap. It’s also the place to see celebrities and famous people act like middle…
As you can no doubt recall, a crazy-ass fan ran onto the court during the Heat-Cavs game Wednesday night. It was just one of the plethora of The Crazy that happened in Miami’s 98-95 win over Cleveland. The fan, donning a T-shirt that basically carried a message to LeBron that…
Rick Scott really, really, still very much wants people to pee into a cup randomly if he’s going to give them financial help or let government workers keep getting a paycheck. Last month, the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals in Atlanta unanimously ruled that an earlier ruling by a lower…
Philippe Jeannard, a 60-year old Frenchman, was looking to travel from Philadelphia to West Palm Beach. Unfortunately for Jeannard, he was unable to get a business-class upgrade on a US Airways flight. So, he did the next best thing. He put on a French airline pilot uniform and grabbed a…
Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush have seemingly been jockeying for position under the proverbial basket for the proverbial rebound that is the run to the White House in 2016 — particularly in Florida, which is not only a vital swing state but also has the potential to screw up every…
An Orlando-area man looking for a date met an alleged prostitute on backpage.com Tuesday night. The man then did the classy thing and took the prostitute to Applebee’s for dinner before heading off to the Crestwood Suites Hotel. See also: -Florida Man Has Penis Sliced Off in Temp-Job Accident But…
With some Florida politicians calling for teachers to be armed and others calling for metal detectors to be placed in schools and our very own governor doing pretty much nothing at all about gun control, it seems that people who are not elected officials of any kind have the best…
The Cleveland Cavaliers tried everything to end the Miami Heat’s record-setting win streak on Wednesday night. They tried the ole “weird oily substance that leaks from the ceiling and delays the game for 35 minutes” trick. They tried the “crazy fan runs onto the court in the middle of the…
