Rick Scott continues to be unliked by many amounts of people, despite the fact that he’s changed his mind about things like Medicaid expansion and despite adding more early voting days and declaring his love for Florida panthers. The latest Quinnipiac University poll, released early Wednesday, shows that people ain’t care…
Unless you’ve been trapped under something (or someone) heavy the past 24 hours, you’ve seen the video of LeBron James utterly destroying Celtics bigmouth Jason Terry with something that can only be described as The Dunk of Annihilation. Because the internet is an awesome place, video of the dunk instantly…
With all the sharks appearing so close to Florida shores in the past few weeks, including two great whites swimming 15 miles off the shores of Jacksonville Beach and hordes of sharks riding the waves off Palm Beach, it stands to reason that shark and man would eventually clash. And…
In a story that is equal parts heartbreaking, confounding, and just a friggin’ nightmare to parents with kids of all ages, two Pasco County teens were arrested Tuesday on child-porn charges. The charges comes after one of them allegedly videotaped the other having sex with a girl on their high…
After a short-lived term as Broward Republican chairman came to a close for Rico Petrocelli because he didn’t get along with people, or some such thing, the Broward GOP had a chance to really come out swinging, especially after getting slammed in the November elections, and choose a new leader…
Scientists have been working diligently to figure why manatees have started to die at an alarming rate lately. While Red Tide — which is basically blooms of poisonous algae called Karenia brevis that is deadly to fish and other sea life — off the coast of southwest Florida has killed…
Streetcars conjure up visions of San Francisco, New Orleans, Uncle Ben’s Rice, and that Marlon Brando movie where he pleads for his wife to return to him after he beats her. But now, it will also conjure up downtown Fort Lauderdale and, also, the future, because the Broward County Commission…
Michael Morales of Pompano Beach is the director of Matrix Volleyball Academy who likes to have his teenaged female players “all in” if they’re going to be on his team. And by “all in,” we mean he allegedly wants them to have sex with him. According to Broward Sheriff’s Office…
When we wrote about Casey Anthony going to bankruptcy court in January, we made this prescient prediction: Casey says she owes the 800 grand to 80 creditors and claims she has no income (until the inevitable book she writes, of course). OK, so it was neither prescient nor bold, because…
The Miami Heat walked into the all-consuming ocean of douche and insufferableness that is Boston’s TD Garden Monday night and laid its record-setting 22-game winning streak on the line. The Celtics were ready from the GO and came at the Heat with a furious effort that spawned a career night…
Back in January, we told you about a man who was caught and arrested for stealing a “Super Sucker” masturbating device from a Bradenton Spencer’s. But, as it turns out, people in Bradenton are apparently really horny (and broke), because the same Spencer’s was hit by a separate would-be thief…
In case you haven’t been paying attention — and pfft why wouldn’t you? — Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn (she’s a skier!) were rumored to have been an item for the last few months. But Vonn wouldn’t confirm, so everyone was left to speculation and hearsay because it’s tough having…
With the Miami Heat blowing NBA faces to smithereens and the University of Miami Men’s hoop team getting a number-two seed for the NCAA tournament, the Miami Dolphins are left in the wake, wallowing in their spending spree for free-agent players who probably don’t deserve all the money they’re getting…
Good news, Florida, you’re number one in something that doesn’t have to do with concealed weapons, or people who get arrested for shooting themselves in the penis! The state announced on Monday that Florida has begun the new year with a 7.8 percent unemployment rate, which is the lowest since…
Last week Marco Rubio spoke at the GOPers Paradise To Complain About The Black Fella, Them Freeloadin’ Poor People, And Don’t Touch My AK-47-Palooza (or CPAC, for short) where he basically told everyone that denying gay people simple civil rights doesn’t at all make him a bigot, and that global…
It’s official. Choosing Jake Long over Matt Ryan as the number-one overall pick back in the 2008 NFL draft was a bad choice. Jake Long has chosen to be a St. Louis Ram over a Miami Dolphin, signing a four-year, $34 million contract (with incentives that could push it to…
A Navajo light twin engine plane went down near the Ft. Lauderdale Executive Airport and has reportedly crashed into some cars. Thirty-foot flames and rising black smoke from the wreckage can be seen from blocks away…
Last night, our sister paper Miami New Times reported about a stage collapsing during sound check for Ultra Music Festival at Bayfront Park. Three men were reportedly injured and rushed to the hospital in critical condition after an LED screen fell on them, causing the stage collapse. One of the…
Last year was a record year for Florida Panther deaths (26), which is a bummer. But the good news is that they’ve been getting it on with hot Texas pumas and making baby panthers. Then, on March 6, Gov. Rick Scott declared that the state would have a “Save the…
The Miami Dolphins signed former New York Jet Dustin Keller, a tight end, to a one-year contract Friday afternoon, ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports. John Clayon says the contract is worth $4.25 million. While Keller isn’t the greatest blocker, he can be an effective weapon as far as doing that thing…
The days of using your welfare card to make it rain on the fine ladies dancing on the pole, and then getting yourself some booze, will soon be a thing of the past. That is, if House Bill 701 becomes a law. You’re just going to have to get a…
Give Marco Rubio a break, you guys. Sure he opposes gays from having the same rights as straights in every possible way imaginable, including the right to marry the person you’re in love with and the right to not get fired over your preference of whom you choose to sleep…
