Don King’s Own Boxers Want to Knock Him Out for Good

When you think Don King, you immediately think: tiny American flags, boxing, flash, crazy-ass hair, and pizzazz (and let’s face it, how often does something conjure up “pizzazz” just by looking at it?) But lately, the sheen on the Don (or is it The King?) has begun to wear down,…

Miami Heat Makes It 20 Wins in a Row

Things started pretty much how you’d expect from a team heading into its second night of a back-to-back road set for the Miami Heat on Wednesday night. And the Philadelphia 76ers were more than ready and willing to clobber the Heat with a snow shovel to the face and be…

EXXXotica Is Moving to Fort Lauderdale

Fort Lauderdale is about to get an influx of people from across the country who love to watch other people do it. Because after eight straight years of porno-ing it up in Miami Beach, the annual EXXXotica sex porn thing expo is hitting up the Broward County Convention Center. Featuring…

Your Miami Dolphins Free Agency Update

The Dolphins apparently went a little drunk-guy-at-the-strip-club and threw money all over the place Tuesday. Particularly, at Steelers receiver Mike Wallace and, surprisingly, at Ravens linebacker Dannell Ellerbe. But Jeff Ireland ain’t done.And while the moves seem to reek of a desperate GM trying not to get fired, overall, the…

Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll Has Resigned

Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll has turned in her walking papers. Carroll cites her connection to Allied Veterans — a non-profit that operates internet cafes — and president of the Jacksonville Florida Order of Police, Nelson Cuba being a possible distraction to the Scott administration. Allied Veterans officials and Cuba were…

Mike Wallace Is a Miami Dolphin

As was expected since before free agency kicked off, the Miami Dolphins are expected to officially, for real this time, sign free agent wide receiver Mike Wallace, according to the NFL Network.All that’s left is for him to pass a physical and iron out some contract stuff.The signing fills a…

Dennis Rodman Is Going to the Vatican to Meet the New Pope, Now

When former Chicago Bull/children’s book author Dennis Rodman went to North Korea to hang out with Kim Jong Un a couple of weeks ago, he got into trouble with the Obama administration, got the CIA on his case, and almost inadvertently started World War III, maybe. See also: – Dennis…

Florida Medicaid Expansion Pretty Much Killed by Senate Panel

On Monday afternoon, a Senate select committee rejected moving forward with an expansion of the Medicaid program under the federal Affordable Care Act, even after Gov. Rick Scott expressed a desire to see it expanded and even though state hospitals and businesses wanted to see it expanded and even though…

Comet to Make Appearance in South Florida Skies

There’s been a lot of talk about space rocks falling on top of us ever since a meteor tore through the Russian stratosphere and broke a lot of shit a few weeks ago. And now comes word that some space debris will be flying dangerously, perilously close to us down…

Florida Man Has Penis Sliced Off in Temp-Job Accident

Here’s reason number 342 why getting work through a temp agency sucks: having your pecker and balls sliced off by a foam-cutting machine. (On a related note, this is reason number one why working at a foam-cutting factory sucks.) See also:- Bruce Augello, Coconut Creek Candidate, Bit His Wife After…

Miami Heat Reminded the Indiana Pacers Whose World It Is

The reaction among the experts, media, and haterz the world over after the Indiana Pacers had roughed up and beaten the Miami Heat in the teams’ first two meetings this season was that the Pacers clearly had Miami’s number and that the Heat might as well go the way of…

Jeb Bush Versus Marco Rubio: Jeb Just John Kerry’d Marco

Look, you guys. It’s not so much that Jeb Bush is out of step with everyone else on immigration reform or that he’s a complete flip-flopping dolt. It’s just that he has horrible timing. And, as Jeb! points out himself, people were totally against the whole “path to citizenship” thing…

Florida Man Runs Around Naked Proclaiming His Love for Cocaine

Twenty-one-year-old Quanta’e Levonne Powell loves the shit out of cocaine (allegedly).Powell loves it so much, he decided to go nuts and run around the street naked telling people about it. According to a Crestview Police Department arrest report, several people called police about Powell’s running around naked throughout the apartment…