After getting stuck for the past two days thanks to a generator failure that has stopped some of the toilets from working, Carnival Cruise’s Dream is flying passengers off the ship. The good news is that the ship was not stuck in the middle of the sea but rather on…
Miami Hurricane point guard Shane Larkin is having himself a breakout season. And as a result, the Canes are on the basketball map for the first time ever. Larkin is averaging 13.7 points and 4.4 assists for the Canes Men Hoops Kickass Brigade and has the team poised for a…
When you think Don King, you immediately think: tiny American flags, boxing, flash, crazy-ass hair, and pizzazz (and let’s face it, how often does something conjure up “pizzazz” just by looking at it?) But lately, the sheen on the Don (or is it The King?) has begun to wear down,…
Things started pretty much how you’d expect from a team heading into its second night of a back-to-back road set for the Miami Heat on Wednesday night. And the Philadelphia 76ers were more than ready and willing to clobber the Heat with a snow shovel to the face and be…
The Vatican cardinals finally decided to agree on who the new pope is going to be and elected Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina to be the new pontiff.He will be called Pope Francis I. Francis is 76 years old and reportedly only has one lung. Because, if the last pope…
Fort Lauderdale is about to get an influx of people from across the country who love to watch other people do it. Because after eight straight years of porno-ing it up in Miami Beach, the annual EXXXotica sex porn thing expo is hitting up the Broward County Convention Center. Featuring…
The Dolphins apparently went a little drunk-guy-at-the-strip-club and threw money all over the place Tuesday. Particularly, at Steelers receiver Mike Wallace and, surprisingly, at Ravens linebacker Dannell Ellerbe. But Jeff Ireland ain’t done.And while the moves seem to reek of a desperate GM trying not to get fired, overall, the…
Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll has turned in her walking papers. Carroll cites her connection to Allied Veterans — a non-profit that operates internet cafes — and president of the Jacksonville Florida Order of Police, Nelson Cuba being a possible distraction to the Scott administration. Allied Veterans officials and Cuba were…
As was expected since before free agency kicked off, the Miami Dolphins are expected to officially, for real this time, sign free agent wide receiver Mike Wallace, according to the NFL Network.All that’s left is for him to pass a physical and iron out some contract stuff.The signing fills a…
At about 9:15 Tuesday morning, the Fort Lauderdale Fire Department received an emergency call about a residential home that had caught fire. The firefighters quickly jumped into gear, rushed to the engine, and roared over to the single-story home at 850 Arizona Ave., just three minutes after the call was…
When former Chicago Bull/children’s book author Dennis Rodman went to North Korea to hang out with Kim Jong Un a couple of weeks ago, he got into trouble with the Obama administration, got the CIA on his case, and almost inadvertently started World War III, maybe. See also: – Dennis…
A mother of three walked into her San Antonio home to find a Florida Panther sitting on her couch. Not an actual panther, mind you. A professional hockey player, which is still pretty scary and weird. Scott Timmins, a Panthers prospect currently playing for the minor-league San Antonio Rampage, allegedly…
On Monday afternoon, a Senate select committee rejected moving forward with an expansion of the Medicaid program under the federal Affordable Care Act, even after Gov. Rick Scott expressed a desire to see it expanded and even though state hospitals and businesses wanted to see it expanded and even though…
There’s been a lot of talk about space rocks falling on top of us ever since a meteor tore through the Russian stratosphere and broke a lot of shit a few weeks ago. And now comes word that some space debris will be flying dangerously, perilously close to us down…
NFL free agency doesn’t kick off until Tuesday at 4 p.m. which is both the most arbitrary time to schedule the start of free agency and a tad annoying to people that have to report these things (WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE MEDIA???). But that’s not stopping rumors and…
Here’s reason number 342 why getting work through a temp agency sucks: having your pecker and balls sliced off by a foam-cutting machine. (On a related note, this is reason number one why working at a foam-cutting factory sucks.) See also:- Bruce Augello, Coconut Creek Candidate, Bit His Wife After…
The reaction among the experts, media, and haterz the world over after the Indiana Pacers had roughed up and beaten the Miami Heat in the teams’ first two meetings this season was that the Pacers clearly had Miami’s number and that the Heat might as well go the way of…
The Vision of the Seas had to turn back from its 11-day cruise after passengers basically started puking all over the place. The Royal Caribbean ship docked at Port Everglades on Friday morning after a number of passengers as well as crew members showed symptoms of what the company is…
Today is International Women’s Day! Yes, it’s the one day of the year we allow the dames to come out of the kitchen or put the baby down so we can recognize them for all the lady things they do. We love you, ladies. You’re real swell. But because it’s…
Look, you guys. It’s not so much that Jeb Bush is out of step with everyone else on immigration reform or that he’s a complete flip-flopping dolt. It’s just that he has horrible timing. And, as Jeb! points out himself, people were totally against the whole “path to citizenship” thing…
What does 1,083 yards and one whole touchdown earn you? It earns you a five-year contract worth $30.8 million, with $12.5 million guaranteed. That is, if you play for the Miami Dolphins. Brian Hartline was the Dolphins’ leading receiver during last season’s barn-burning 7-9 season. And now, according to a…
Twenty-one-year-old Quanta’e Levonne Powell loves the shit out of cocaine (allegedly).Powell loves it so much, he decided to go nuts and run around the street naked telling people about it. According to a Crestview Police Department arrest report, several people called police about Powell’s running around naked throughout the apartment…
